Lars

It’s Steven, or Stephan, or Trixie, or somfink. It’s not much in the way of comic possibilities, I admit, but give it your best shot.

BTW, you misspelled fantasy. Is the King’s English a fourth language with you? And yes, being inebriated excuses almost everything. {But if you have any good French fantasies, please send me a private e-mail, with links...} </font>

Seanachai doesn’t even own that roadmap...

BTW, you misspelled fantasy. Is the King’s English a fourth language with you? And yes, being inebriated excuses almost everything. {But if you have any good French fantasies, please send me a private e-mail, with links...}

You missed the bit about the beer and wine, didn't you? {Now, where did that bottle of Bourbon bugger off to?...}

I still like my suggestion of a 50,000 pt. QB in the Snow with Air Support. It has a certain, oh I don’t know, je nes se qua to it. If there was only a way you could be the Moose Huggers, it would be perfect. Try the Finns instead. A pallid substitute, but the best we can probably do. {BTW, Do you know how long it takes to type “je nes se qua” when the beer kicks in? Now, where did that bottle of wine bugger off to?...}

Yes, it's called sobriety. Fortunately, it's ten minutes to five on a Friday. Help is only a liquor store away!

Nothing to see here, move along...

THE RULES then, short and sweet: S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?).

Oooh, that almost approaches the Challenge level. Tell you what, Cabron65, send him a setup of, oh...say, 50,000 pts. In the Snow. With Air Support. Please let us know when Seanachai gets tired of running.

Well, as long as he humps your leg ONLY, I suppose you can keep him.

Seanachai, I think you have underestimated Cabron66's tenacity. He followed you here, you lead him out.

I'm starting to feel snowed under too... Can we at least agree Canadian Snow is crap compared to good ol' Made in the USA Snow?

Snow! Snow! Snow! For the luv of God, get back on topic will ya? It's forty-five degrees out today and we haven't got much time! Winter approaches and soon I'll be field testing these results personally! Can we at least agree that snow is nasty white stuff that should remain in Canada? Preferably piled in Dorosh's driveway? [ September 19, 2003, 10:03 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]

I'm saving that for after the foreplay. SSN Hint Of The Day: Use the whole can of starter fluid on the charcoal. Now sod off.

For the inner-city tots, a few pointers, becuase you know MrSpkr would screw it up, Now, MrSpkr, after they put you away for inciting the next schoolyard massacre, could you please find the time to return a file?

One sentence, Ladies and Gentlemen. Just one sentence. </font>

All turns out! If you didn't get one it's either because you owe me one or are named MrSpkr and can't quite grasp the concept of e-mail.

Did you see that they've decided to take my advice and use Barbara Eden for the cover art on CMAK? See? See? VERY WARM. Only Barbara Eden could do that to a guy. It's as obvious as the zit on Boo's face that BFC has been spending the time watching old re-runs of "Rat Patrol" and "I Dream of Jeannie" on cable. God, this is going to be a great game!

Hmm, you're going to play as the Poles? or as Mother Russia? I'm so confused. SSN Hint Of The Day: Vividly describe a hysterectomy when the entree arrives. Now sod off.

How about just a picture of Barbara Eden? We want it to sell after all.

Mike the Wino sends along a little all random QB abortion and then FORGETS THE PASSWORD!!! Sheesh, you think it would occur to the idjit to use the same password for all his games. In his case, I suggest "Boone's Farm Tickle Pink" He is now going to suffer through a rune scenario as part of a twelve step program. SSN Hint Of The Day: Play office politics. Now sod off.

You guys forgot the best part. When you quit running in the snow and all that sweat freezes on you...

MrSpkr, as per your instructions, the last file was sent to your forum e-mail address. Nevermind that it's the same address we've been using all along. Please inform if it has found it's way to you. Pillock. SSN Hint Of The Day: Tell teenagers how things were in your day. Now sod off.

I shall send it AGAIN. SSN Hint Of The Day: Repeat yourself. Now sod off. </font>