Lars

I was going to call you sons a bitches back later from the hot tub, but I didn’t have a cellphone. Not that dalem can be arsed to answer his. So how long is dalem gone for anyway? Looks like I’m going to need some time to round up a little help getting that big screen out. Willing to work a deal here Seanachai. You can keep all booze found on the premises and I'll throw in his porn collection.

Not that anything else you'll try will work any better.

Too. As in also, as well, in addition, besides, moreover, and to boot. We'll leave aside excessively, overly, extremely, and exceedingly until you lose your current job.

Sorry Joe, I read it as ALL the employees were female, but if the manager was a female too, I apologize. So…seems everybody just ignored you there too, eh?

Might we even say... protege, perhaps? </font>

Well, there's a first. Hey, wait a tic…

"She seemed so friendly, turns out she was just after my Social Security and Medicare Supplemental…" Ah, it’s an old story, and one I'm sure you're well familiar with, eh Joe?

Think we can safely say dalem's good news isn't that he finally got a girlfriend. Which just leaves Greeter at Walmart.

Done.

Crap, he's on to us.

And they still haven't banned you yet?

Poke your eye out with the plastic toothpick too, did ya? [ December 21, 2005, 07:19 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]

Fluid, avoirdupois or apothecary?

Boo, when you get your little "problem" sorted out, do send a setup. And this time, think I'll take the Tigers and you can have the halftracks. Also, anybody who ends up with only a Major Vic when they have two Tigers and three each PzIVs and Panthers against two lowly Shermies...well, it's just sad, ok?

Yeh! I reckon we should nail him to a cross in recognition of Christmas, considering he wants to be our messiah!! Oh wait, that's Easter. Well what the heck, let's crucify him anyway!!! *goes off to fetch the nailgun and some planks of wood* </font>

Mace, I got a live one for you!

Ah, good. It's warming up.

You shoveling it? No? Then shaddup.

OK, fine. No turns out. Ya happy now Mr. Know-It-All?

All turns out. Well, actually just Boo's. He's the only one who was bright enough to send one. Now don't the rest of you really feel stupid? I mean, if it was OGSF, that's one thing, but Boo...

Could you repeat that? My mind was elsewhere.

Hee hee, dalem's going to wake up soon and wish he had bought two or three bottles. Nothing like shoveling snow on a hangover.

You've obviously never been to Iowa. Social Awareness means you know that Omaha is to the west.

I would hope Hubert would be able write algorithms to do all these things. For instance, Spotting Chance = (Strength + Readiness + Tech - Weather - Range) +/- Target Type Complicated, but that's why he makes the big bucks. And that's why I'm going to pay him.

Sounds good to me!