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Stuka

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  1. I'm soooo confused, 2 threads, now which one to call home?

    Whats a poor squire to do?

    Over to the other thread.."clip-clop-clip-clop" Nope, my knight is not there....

    Back to this thread..."clip-clop-clip-clop" (these coconut halves sound great, eh fellas?)

    Where oh where is my knight?

    Anyone care to adopt an abandoned squire?

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    Torture you? That...That's a good idea.

  2. Speaking of Peng, where are you, you festering boil?

    Are you that scared of a mere squire that you cannot return a file? 2 weeks and only 2 turns..Ha! I laugh in your general direction.

    Perhaps the cakes of soap laid in the paths of your steenky englishers has them fleeing for the nearest pub?

    I know it is raining and perhaps the soap has bubbled a little...truely a terrifying sight for a Brit. Are you competing with the French for the smelliest combatants of WW2?

    I remain, sir, your sworn enemy and general hygiene consultant.

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    Torture you? That...That's a good idea.

  3. Knights and squires! form the wagons in a circle, castle Pengthread has fallen!

    Lock and load taunts! Theres wannabees in them thar hills...

    Gentlemen we must rebuild the thread, we have the technology, better, stronger, faster,tauntier...

    Steve Austin-wise we will create a bionic thread! With our one good eye we will see farther than any cesspooler has seen, we will all run in slow-motion while making an odd dit-dit-dit sort of noise and flared jeans, and wing-tip collars will be our uniforms! Ok well maybe not the clothes but still our weapons shall be bile, pure and venting! our enemies (and you know who you are fur-ball head)will fall at our feet as witty repatee's cut them to the core and the parry and thrust of humourous invectiture leaves them wandering, befuddled in the mists of no-mans-land, plaintively crying for their mothers.

    Solidarity brothers!

  4. Doug B, what Herr Mensch does with Hamsters in the privacy of his home is no concern of yours.

    The Society for the prevention of cruelty to Animals sure but no concern of yours.

    Of course the hamster said she was 16 and was gagging for it but we'll leave any conclusions that are to be drawn up to the relevant authorities shall we?

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    How many Voles could a Vole Strangler strangle if a Vole Strangler could strangle voles?

  5. You stay out of it J Porta [pushes porta roughly aside] Wince is the goose who's look'in to get cooked..

    Its jealousy, pure n simple, you want to come play with the big boys, but are afraid of what we might say to you, what personal observations we may make of you and what fun we may make of those funny little things you do with yourself when you thinks theres no-one looking.....

    Entering the cesspool is a risky business young quince, the odds are against you but the rewards are great, well no, not really but anyway...oh fuggit...I'm bored with you, just go do what OGSF says.

  6. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch:

    Stuka.. what can I say..better not say anything aside muhahahaha?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I hope you are laughing at your own inability to command Herr Mensch, remember, one Tiger does not an army make.

    You may require the odd infantry man or two and two is about all you'll have left after the pounding they're taking from my arty and AFVs who are all conveniently out of LoS of your "King of the hill" Tiger.

    I call upon YOU to surrender..... wink.gif

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