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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka:
No, Joanna it was a mere Honda of the off-road ilk.
The mighty Daytona is still rugged up nice and safe in my garage and before any one tries it, no "Daytona" is not my uber secret password. Yes, I'm looking at you Elvis.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You have it in the garage!!!!
My God how unaustralian of you, it should be in the loungeroom.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader:
That "Tie me down" thing was drivel, [ 07-11-2001: Message edited by: Panzer Leader ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You call one of Australias all time great songs drivel!!!!!!
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Croda you are a poopy head.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace:
I'll go with Goanna here, even if he's a cold-blooded scaly life-form with large gnashing teeth.
It's time this thread was highjacked back to Australia, so how about:
Throw another PENG CHALLENGE on the barby.
I also expect the other aussies here to submit a title choice, so Speedy, Stuka, Goanna, OGBF, put your thinking caps on and come up with something will ya?
Mace
[ 07-10-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ok, In honour of the great Australian Rolf Harris, how about TIE ME PENG CHALLENGE DOWN SPORT
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Actually I have heard a story about an escaped Australian POW taking part in the Warsaw uprising. Supposedly he was killed while close assaulting a German tank.
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It is with great sadness that I am forced to report that the gamey, sheepshagging Jagpanther using bastid Mace has achieved a minor tactical victory over my useless army of lumberjacks.
Me- 36
Mace- 50
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by OGSF:
PS Feckin' gamey Stuarts an' haggis weak Panthers. Did Ah mention Ah hate ye all....
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teeheehee, you do realise that if you hadn't mentioned the possibility of a weak spot penetration before hand it never would have happened.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr:
, who was drawn to the open ground despite the lack of cover. Meanwhile, . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
...in Syria, Cyril the Syrian Assassin sang the Syrian national anthem. This act totally amazed and stunned his peers due to the indisputable fact that Cyril was infact....
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Babra:
Dulce et decorum est pro patria PENG!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
"Sweet and fitting" and "Peng" in the same sentence, have you gone mad sir?
Though I must admit I like it, however it should have a challenge stuck on the end.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker:
...probe for possible enemy penetrations. To guard against this, she...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
...decided to get married to....
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I have a couple of Kegs, you lot can have one if you let me have a front row seat.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan:
..nny people. I could call you Shiney Happy People too.
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It was a dark and stormy night. A ....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
....ahhhhh bugger it, lets go do something else. Hey Mace where's Dolly?" enquired Phillies Phan as he proceeded to....
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Mace
You are a gamey, cheating bastage.
And I hate you lots and lots.
[ 06-28-2001: Message edited by: Speedy ]
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I want to live, make me a REMF. And just to be perverse make me a Pommy REMF.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace:
...rejoice, because everyone knows there's nothing more loathed, more detested and more scawned than the...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
....smelly navel lint of a lawyer, though we really believe it is actually scorned as opposed to scawned. But then again we all know a good scawning can....
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzerman:
Mace had a gun pointed at his head...
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>.... which he immediately dropped in shock when big Joel Garner proceeded to .....
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I must say I am glad he put that 'skip it' part at the beginning.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan:
..."Roight, its time for some AC/DC to put us Aussies in the mood. Who has the Fostah's? We don't need Sheila's or...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
...Sheep, because by the end of the night we will be lying in a pool of our own...
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Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst:
said Maceth.
"All this silly talketh really haseth me tongue-tiedeth. I thereforeth proposeth that we-eth createth our own nativeth language. We can craft this language so that it makes sense."
Roight. Let's start off with some simple words.
First, we'll call everyone our "mate", man or woman it won't matter. And yes, that'll cover the sheep as well. More convenient that way.
Second, we need some other cool words that no-one else understands... like instead of "good" or "cool", we'll use "bonzer".
And we'll call our kids after some of the native animals. I'd much rather have to remember one name as opposed to a bunch. So we'll call them all "joeys".
Third, us being the scum of the earth an all, we need to look down on someone. How 'bout those blokes on that island over there. Yeah, we'll call them Kiwis, like the small fuzzy round fruit.
And...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
....Now for something completely different...
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Emma, look out the window before you answer the door next time.
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I absolutely refuse to bump a thread created by panties.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace:
And Speedy, leave the Public Servant announcements to we professionals...wouldn't want some accident or something to befall you!
Mace<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Now that would be a tragedy, no Workcover!
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Peng Challenge . . . by Jury
in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
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..Puff..Puff..Huff..phew...give's'a'sec..
Sorry I'm late lads but I had to pop down to the pub and pick up these kegs. Now where do you want me to set up the bar?
[ 07-17-2001: Message edited by: Speedy ]