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    A Tiny AAR

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JasonC:

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    But does that comment mean I have a volunteer to take the American force above against the German one, in a PBEM?

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I must say I am interested in how this will turn out, go ahead and send me a setup.

    [ 10-21-2001: Message edited by: Speedy ]

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    Why can't someone real start the Peng Challenge Thread?

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Roborat:

    Just started a small scenario with Speedy, in which I have three infantrymen, one officer and a sharpshooter defending on a small map in heavy fog, AND the forced setup locations SUCK. No idea what the attacking Yankees have, as they haven't blundered into me yet. He better hurry, it's only ten turns.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    The Yanks have captain and a jeep( without a bloody mg).

    So it would be greatly appreciated if your troops would march out onto the road and I will see if I can drag Lars out of the pub and get him to drive the jeep.

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    Bugger Peng Let's Have A Real Challenge Then!

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    Attention all my opponenets!

    I am heading off to Melbourne to watch the mighty Essendon Bombers win back to back premierships (I hope) in the AFL Grand Final (for those who watch it on the telly I will be one of the drunks behind the goals among all the waving red and black stuff).

    As I am not likely to sober up until atleast the middle of next week I will not be able to get home and return files until the end of the week.

    Not that this will matter for two of my opponents, Seanachai and Wildman, who are not due to return their current files for atleast another fortnight.

    On a completely differet note does anyone know why OGSF has lately been prone to mournful stares, headshaking, and mumbling about his feelings for bocage?

    Now as for Lawyer, I believe Sir Joe has performed an adequate job in dealing with your erroneous views.

    Thats just given me a thought, Sir Joe sounds suspiciously like a former Queensland premier, next thing you know he will be inviting us all around for a cup of tea and pumpkin scones.

    Speedy

    (Edited because even geniuses like myself are allowed to make mistakes)

    [ 09-27-2001: Message edited by: Speedy ]

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    Bugger Peng Let's Have A Real Challenge Then!

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

    Posted

    ALLRIGHTY!

    The Bald One has spoken, so here we are down south again. Oi Mace you can bring the flock back inside again, don't know why those effete northerners keep complaining about them being inside.

    Now since I am a typical beerswilling, lazy Australian slob I can't be bothered typing up the rules so I will simply cut and paste an earlier version.

    So SIT DOWN AND SHUTUP YA MUGS here they are:-

    (ii) This is NOT your father's ladder, lad, it's the Peng Challenge Thread and you are NOT worthy and should, frankly, just SOD OFF and be done with it.

    (XIV) Are you brain dead? SOD OFF!

    (1.43) There are SIX (6) kinds of people in the world, Old Ones, Seniour Knights, Knights, Squires ... Serfs ... and Scum Sucking Newbies (SSNs). All but the last of these are relatively worthy, (the jury's still out on the Serfs but they ARE recognized) but the last, the SSNs are worthless and to be despised by all right thinking individuals. If you are an SSN ... SOD OFF.

    (ref. e) You may have come here thinking that you are special and unique among SSNs and that you have What It Takes to be one of us ... YOU ARE WRONG SO SOD OFF.

    (B) If you MUST stick around, and we'd much prefer that you just SOD OFF, remember that this is the Peng CHALLENGE Thread, so perhaps you might consider actually CHALLENGING someone to a game of CM. IF you do, and don't overlook the advantages of simply SODDING OFF, remember the following:

    {34} Challenge someone of your own stature, which is non-existant, by choosing another SSN, a Serf or perhaps, PERHAPS a squire. How do you find these people you ask ... mostly because you're an idiot ... you find them here:

    Loraks' Cesspool Page

    {Uiv} SOUND OFF LIKE YA GOT A PAIR! None of this mamby pamby, "Oh please good sir, might I have the honor of participating in a game of CM with you or yours at your earliest convenience?" BAH! This is the place for bile and venom, for taunts and insults and is NOT for children but only for MEN (and a few good WOMEN ... though in my experience BAD WOMEN are to be preferred) of substance, of STYLE, of WIT and HUMOR.

    {87/87) Do NOT sound off ABOUT your pair. We tolerate no racial, sexual, political or ethnic crusades ... only good old fashioned PERSONAL attacks.

    {Stick Around Damn It, we're tired of people who wander in and waste our time and then never show up again ... or you could just SOD OFF} 1.

    {vii} Have Half A Brain, this will be a stretch for most SSNs but give it a shot.

    {Don't} think that just because you're good at CM that you have a place HERE! We don't care ... we care about taunting, insulting and generally being Gamey, underhanded swine. That's right ... GAMEY ... we LIKE GAMEY because the Outerboards DON'T.

    OK there we have it.

    Sir Speedy

    www.sirspeedy.com

    [ 09-26-2001: Message edited by: Speedy ]

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