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    To Peng, or not to Peng, that is the Challenge

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Slappy

    Of course I noticed it was a female. Sadly I figure it could

    A: be considered a further insult to you.

    or

    B: It was a cop, and I had to make it fit in with the pool, you were the obvious choice.

    As for you wanting a game...

    I hate to say that I would be unable to comply at this juncture. RL has been beating me about the head, neck, chest, thighs, calves, and lower back region for a while now.

    Before I played you, I would first finish those games I had going before I left.

    I suck at CM. Thats a fact. So I lose when I have the time to actualy think about my moves. Now with my schedule, I wouldn't take any games, nor have I started to finish the ones I had going, because I can not devote the time to even make them worth playing for my opponents.

    Hopefully things will settle down again, since we just finished our latest addition to our ITS center.

    If so, I will offer those I was playing a chance to finish the throttling the were giving me.

    Speaking of sucking... Seems I drive as well as I play CM and fly. came in dead last, and only bent both my right side rims this weekend....{sigh}

    Lorak the loathed

    [ May 06, 2002, 11:33 PM: Message edited by: Lorak ]

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    To Peng, or not to Peng, that is the Challenge

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Mace is looking for a squire? <snicker>...

    I can't wait to see who jumps up for that "position".

    New PC is about reloaded with all my crap. CM with stock graphics.... scary, <shudder>, and bland.

    Now for a nice Irish joke:

    ________________________________________________

    A good Irish man, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club.

    One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a contest at who could make the best toast.

    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!"

    That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!

    He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best

    toast of the night." She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"

    John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life

    Sitting in church beside me wife."

    "Oh that is very nice indeed, John!", Mary said.

    The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night with a toast about you Mary."

    She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised meself!

    You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell

    asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!"

    _________________________________________________

    Lorak

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    To Peng, or not to Peng, that is the Challenge

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

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    Player Banned After Testicle Biting

    May 01, 2002 08:48 AM ET

    MELBOURNE (Reuters) - Former Sydney Swans Australian Rules player Peter Filandia was suspended for 10 matches on Wednesday after pleading guilty to biting an opponent's testicles during a game last week.

    Filandia, 31, was playing for Port Melbourne against Springvale in the Australian Football League's feeder competition, the Victorian Football League (VFL).

    St. Kilda AFL player Chad Davis, playing for Springvale, suffered a perforated scrotum and lost a small amount of blood, a club doctor told the VFL tribunal in Melbourne. He also needed a tetanus injection.

    Filandia told the tribunal he could not breathe when he became entangled with Davis and bit him as a reflex action.

    However, Filandia did not know which part of his opponent's body he had bitten, he said.

    "It was a split-second decision," Filandia told reporters after the hearing.

    Tribunal chairman Eddie Power ordered Filandia to undergo player counseling before resuming playing.

    In a similar case last year, former rugby league international John Hopoate was banned by the Australian National Rugby League for 12 weeks after poking a finger up the backside of an opponent.

    Hopoate was sacked by his club Wests-Tigers but joined rival club Northern Eagles in June 2001.

    ----------------------------------------------------

    And people wonder why were glad thier on the other side of the ocean...

    Lorak

    [ May 01, 2002, 05:47 PM: Message edited by: Lorak ]

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    To Peng, or not to Peng, that is the Challenge

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    lol,

    Thanks for the welcome back guys.

    Just been really busy.

    Got some bone chips removed from my ankle.

    Lightning blew up my new PC.. (insurance finally came through last week).

    Starting to get addicted to auto-cross and thrashing around pilons.

    Oh, and work has gotten a lot worse...ect...ect..

    Hell, I say this everytime I come back. But damnit!! hopefully things have evened out around here to where I can post more regularly.

    Lorak

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    Pass the Lotion Peng, I need to get that full body Mutha Beautiful Challenge Tan

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Lets see.... *flipping through pages*

    Ah.. Pool Rules.

    1) wait at least 30 min after eating...

    Damn. Wrong book. Lets see what I can come up with in a short amount of time.

    Basically we start every thread with a silly set of rules that seem to just confuse the idiots that wonder in here. So I will make my rules very brief and simple.

    7.4) If you are new here, you are a "scum sucking newbie" SSN for short. We hate you.

    Please SOD off.

    #L5) If you are so shallow that you get offended easily on a forum. Grow the hell up, but do it somewhere else...SOD off.

    See our rules are simple. Just remember that we hate you. So save us all some trouble and SOD off now.

    Sigh... no for a couple of hints for those of you still to stupid to realize we don't want you here.

    Challenge someone specific, and someone of your own stature.

    Make sure when you challenge someone to sound off like you've got a pair....but not about your pair.

    The Tao sums up the Cesspool nicely:

    "If one does not begin

    with a right attitude,

    There is little hope

    for a right ending."

    Lorak the loathed

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    Since I'm not Peng, How can I be Challenged?

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    well,

    Life still sucks and I am up to my pointy ears in work.

    Sadly work is as boring as...well one of Seanachai's post, and makes as much sense as Mensch after a fifth of goldslauger.

    I've added the latest pictures from this thread to the site. Not that anyone cares, load knows I don't, or if I did I sure as hell wouldn't admit it.

    In other news, well there really isn't any other news.

    Oh, and isn't it about time one of you pillocks e-mails Matt about starting a new thread.

    Lorak the loathed.

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    Emergency CPR - Challenge-Peng Resuscitation

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

    If you hadn't been sluffing off, you would know that he is a squire

    ahh, well. The devil is in the details isn't it?

    Reguardless. Squire,SSN, Knight, I just can not see probation given from the likes of you. Probation from Seanachai yes. You, no.

    I expected something like a board full of 4 penny nails to the back of the neck from you.

    Your sweet and gentle kindness just caught me off guard.

    Lorak the loathed

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    Emergency CPR - Challenge-Peng Resuscitation

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Ahh, So I have read up on current events... Seems things never change. I am still the wonderful, caring soul I always was...and the rest of you still suck like a wet-vac in a florida basement.

    Just got finished adding the last phot's to the cesspool pages. Sadly I noticed that an entire Peng Thread has been stolen! If there were any photo's there...Patch or others could someone please send them forth ?

    As for my life... It is still here, and still sucks. It is at such a level of suckitude that I am sure Berli and God went in together to come up with this one.

    Lorak the loathed

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