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    The Memorial Ascent of Peng Challenge (Elev. 40,000-1/2 ft.)

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Just what in the name of Berli is going on here?

    Damn.. you remind me of a bunch of kids that just stole a bottle of nitrous from the dentist office.

    Sadly its effects have been increased due to the lack of oxygen up here on the top of ole smokey.

    Now would be the place where I'd insert game updates... but since it is common knowledge that I have the tactics of titmouse. I'll just say I'm playing and losing all my games. Losing is the most important thing anyway.

    Farmlife Downunder with Farmer Mace

    farmlife.jpg

    I asume sheep are to valuable to just farm...

    the above is actualy a joke, the toolset doesn't have any farm animals yet. so...

    Lorak

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    Fionn Kelly's New Balanced Force Rules

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    First,

    Let me say Dia Huit Fionn.

    (hope I didn't butcher the spelling)

    Glad to see you have a new set of guidlines out.

    As always I find that knowing who your playing is a good step in avoiding the problems your guidelines address.

    For those of you who are concerned about the depth. You don't need to use these in your games.

    They are just some good guidlines to take into consideration when planning your games. They also make a good starting point in game setups with those you don't know. Throw out what you don't like, change what you think needs to be changed.

    They are simply a good start towards a balanced and fair game between players, if they is what they are looking for.

    Lorak

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    Will Peng Challenge the Doodads?

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

    Oddly enough, I don't feel at all threatened by a person who lives in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, a town who's very name begs to be sprayed by the likes of Porky Pig and some other southern-type "gentleman" who for reasons known only to himself, still says his interests include "computer gamming".

    But, I must mention that being ganged up on by the two of you does indeed make me wonder. Lorak and Lurker. The names are so similar, I want to ask: Which twin has the Tony?"

    Ahh, yes. A typo in my profile. Sorry that my intrest are so limited. But I understand the need for someone from Ohio to include "reading".

    For some strange reason I always took that one for granted.

    I am sure you on the other hand felt the need to add it. Shows you are proud that your three years of nights spent at the local mission/soup kitchen paid off.

    I am sorry that you feel us pittsburgh natives are ganging up on you. Please don't take offense.

    We would hate for you to pack up your toys into a moving van and leave for Baltimore, as is the habit of those from Ohio.

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    Will Peng Challenge the Doodads?

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

    Die, die, die, Lorak! Just up and die, right the feck now!

    Here, I tell ya what. I'll compose a poem for the Winston-Salem, NFL frachise. Oh, wait! I can't, because they don't have one.

    Hmmm, if they did, I wonder what their name would be? The Two-Pack a Day-ers? The Phlegm Rockets? Maybe the Class Action Suites? Something to dwell upon.

    This last outburst might make me sad.. If it wasn't for the fact that Ohio exist. No matter how bad things get, no matter the pains that life and Berli throw my way. I can hold my head up with pride and hope with just one thought:

    " At least I am not in Ohio."

    Lorak

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    Will Peng Challenge the Doodads?

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Hell, at least were not in Texas anymore.

    And why in the hell didn't someone tell me that Bastage was from Ohio before I promoted him? Although given the climate and surroundings of ohio... it makes sense that he feels right at home in lake Erie..err, the Cesspool.

    A little poem:

    "What the Hell is a brown?"

    A Bengal is a tiger,

    A fast plane is a Jet,

    A Cowboy comes from Texas,

    and a Raider's tough I'll bet.

    The Viking's come from the frigid north,

    Seahawks live by the sea,

    all are names of football teams,

    just like they ought to be.

    There is one name that makes no sense,

    it causes me to frown,

    can anyone just tell me, "WHAT THE HELL'S A CLEVELAND BROWN"?

    I don't know if it's true but I think I heard a theory,

    that Cleveland named it's team after the color of Lake Erie.

    Brown does not describe a strong athletic man,

    it's what's inside the diaper of a Baby Steeler Fan.

    If I'd been born in Cleveland, and there my life was spent,

    I'd find another team to cheer from pure embarrassment.

    I myself have always loved the Steeler's Black, & Gold,

    I did when I was very young, I will when I am old.

    But why's this name's an adjective,

    when it should be a noun.

    Can ANYONE just tell me,

    "WHAT THE HELL'S A CLEVELAND BROWN"?

    In other news...(and groundbreaking it is)

    I sent out turns this evening.

    Games I still had turns for that is...

    Moriarty, Seanachai, Mace

    updates as soon as I remember what in the hell was going on in them.

    Lorak the loathed

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    Peng west of the Pecos: The Challenge goes to Texas

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Lars:

    And now, before I go and partake in the annual psychosis that is known as "The Minnesota Fishing Opener", which begins here tomorrow in the land of the perpetually frozen,

    sti.txt

    Umm... looks like someone got started a little early?

    Or is this how yinz test to see if "fishing" season has arrived yet?

    Lars.. " Damn bubba! I just caught me one of them dang jap-o-nese STI things!"

    Lorak

    [ May 10, 2002, 11:07 PM: Message edited by: Lorak ]

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    Peng west of the Pecos: The Challenge goes to Texas

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Lars:

    And now, before I go and partake in the annual psychosis that is known as "The Minnesota Fishing Opener", which begins here tomorrow in the land of the perpetually frozen,

    sti.txt

    Umm... looks like someone got started a little early?

    Or is this how yinz test to see if "fishing" season has arrived yet?

    Lars.. " Damn bubba! I just caught me one of them dang jap-o-nese STI things!"

    Lorak

    [ May 10, 2002, 11:07 PM: Message edited by: Lorak ]

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    Peng west of the Pecos: The Challenge goes to Texas

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Mace:

    That would be traumatic!

    Psssst. Lorak, where's my turn, mate?

    I need to win something to restore my standing.

    Mace

    BAH!! and FEH!! I say unto you!

    Obviously you are only interested in a quick turn around, due to the fact that you sir, are a lier and a cheat!

    How you have managed to hack CM and enable all your little allied toadies the ability to see and hit everything with one shot is amazing.

    Since I have to suffer through this abomination of what amounts to a shooting range for your troops.

    You sir will suffer the slow arsed, snail paced, rambleings and time limits of a drunk Irishman.

    You limey rejected, dog-lipped game slut.

    Lorak

    P.S. Have I mentioned that Morrowind rocks... to bad you live in an upside down country and most likely will not even see it this decade. (oh, and Biowear is going to be offering the Beta-NWN Toolset for download soon.....loser....

    [ May 10, 2002, 07:02 PM: Message edited by: Lorak ]

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    Peng west of the Pecos: The Challenge goes to Texas

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Mace:

    That would be traumatic!

    Psssst. Lorak, where's my turn, mate?

    I need to win something to restore my standing.

    Mace

    BAH!! and FEH!! I say unto you!

    Obviously you are only interested in a quick turn around, due to the fact that you sir, are a lier and a cheat!

    How you have managed to hack CM and enable all your little allied toadies the ability to see and hit everything with one shot is amazing.

    Since I have to suffer through this abomination of what amounts to a shooting range for your troops.

    You sir will suffer the slow arsed, snail paced, rambleings and time limits of a drunk Irishman.

    You limey rejected, dog-lipped game slut.

    Lorak

    P.S. Have I mentioned that Morrowind rocks... to bad you live in an upside down country and most likely will not even see it this decade. (oh, and Biowear is going to be offering the Beta-NWN Toolset for download soon.....loser....

    [ May 10, 2002, 07:02 PM: Message edited by: Lorak ]

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    Peng west of the Pecos: The Challenge goes to Texas

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    well... Boo_Radley has attanied the rank of idiot! err.. kniggitt.

    Incelebration I leave you with a lovely Irish nursery rhyme I sing to my daughter.

    **Sing along**

    Starkle starkle little twink

    Who the hell you are I think

    I'm not under what you call

    The alcofluence of incohol

    I'm just a little slort of sheep

    I'm not drunk like tinkle peep

    I don't know who is me yet

    But the drunker I stand here

    The longer I get

    Just give me one more drink

    To fill me cup

    'Cuz I got all day sober

    To Sunday up

    Lorak

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    Peng west of the Pecos: The Challenge goes to Texas

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    well... Boo_Radley has attanied the rank of idiot! err.. kniggitt.

    Incelebration I leave you with a lovely Irish nursery rhyme I sing to my daughter.

    **Sing along**

    Starkle starkle little twink

    Who the hell you are I think

    I'm not under what you call

    The alcofluence of incohol

    I'm just a little slort of sheep

    I'm not drunk like tinkle peep

    I don't know who is me yet

    But the drunker I stand here

    The longer I get

    Just give me one more drink

    To fill me cup

    'Cuz I got all day sober

    To Sunday up

    Lorak

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    Peng west of the Pecos: The Challenge goes to Texas

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Oh, and now for an off-topic post.

    I would put this in the off-topic forum... but honestly I don't care what people not of the pool think.

    I know there are several in the pool that are into RPG games also. I picked up Morrowind last night. This game rocks. Yes it is only single player, but if you have the machine...the graphics kick major arse.

    OK, now onto CM related matters, Also spent about 2 hours last night downloading graphic mods to get CM back to normal. Almost there!

    I now return you back to your lives of sewing socks that smell.

    Lorak the loathed.

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    Peng west of the Pecos: The Challenge goes to Texas

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Oh, and now for an off-topic post.

    I would put this in the off-topic forum... but honestly I don't care what people not of the pool think.

    I know there are several in the pool that are into RPG games also. I picked up Morrowind last night. This game rocks. Yes it is only single player, but if you have the machine...the graphics kick major arse.

    OK, now onto CM related matters, Also spent about 2 hours last night downloading graphic mods to get CM back to normal. Almost there!

    I now return you back to your lives of sewing socks that smell.

    Lorak the loathed.

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    To Peng, or not to Peng, that is the Challenge

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Originally posted by Persephone:

    I see no problem with this. I have also recieved an e-mail or two expressing this wish also.

    That and the fact I think it will upset some older ones...

    While I think Persephone is a fine judge of character. I am not so sure of Boo_Radley. I haven't been around enough to judge him (not his fault), but I would prefer a couple more post in his favor. Or against him too...

    Lorak

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    To Peng, or not to Peng, that is the Challenge

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    Well...

    It seems that there is a God after all, (other than Berli that is.

    My company actually hired someone else!! WOOHOO.

    So, now that I no longer have to work 12 hours a day, and am back on a 9-10 hour schedule. I am avalible to play again.

    FIRST Priority

    If any of you I had games going with still want to finish them,I am more than happy to do so.

    If you would just send the last file, I'll also look and see what the last file I have saved on my laptop is also.

    See If I can remember everyone.

    Moriarty, we were still playing the "curse of Berli".

    Mace, was kicking my arse like a great big heavy kicking thing. (honestly, this game is depressing)

    Seanachai, We were just starting to get to the shooting part.

    Elvis, we were playing some kind of crazy arse thunderdome map, By Meeks I believe.

    If I have forgotten anyone, just shoot me.

    Lorak the loathed.

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    To Peng, or not to Peng, that is the Challenge

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

    Posted

    family this, history that.

    Problem with you lot is your not irish enough.

    Dad, drank and got into fights.

    Gdad, drank and got into fights

    ggdad, drank got into fights.

    repeat until the begining of time...

    Hated and shot by your own troops. Bah! thats just a nice of affection. Hell if you don't love your kin enough to beat the ****e out of them and throw them through a window now and again, what use are ya?

    Lorak

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