Lorak
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Must say, Lorak, after all this time I'd forgotten what it was like to have you posting. Help me forget again </font>Originally posted by Berlichtingen:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lorak:
sigh,
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sigh,
Reading the thread brings a tear to my eye. Much like the smell of Pengs socks.
I would say it was nice seeing a lot of you olde ones posting, but I haven't drank enough to lie that well yet.
So with love I will just say feck off! and go grab another glass of scotch.
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Forget Cows providing cover, or even tipping them.
Can we get a mod so we can play Cow Bingo?
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Wow... Just wow...
I guess it is true that the Peng thread will never die!
LOL
Lorak
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Damn I am bored.
I had finally found some small manor of escape in fiefdom while at work.. but now, even that is taken from me.
I blame it all on Berli. Only someone as truly evil and cold hearted as he could do something as vile and twisted as this!
Please Berli! Bring our fiefdom back. I'll even sell you a soul...not mine of course... but a soul none-the-less.
Lorak
[ February 17, 2004, 09:04 PM: Message edited by: Lorak ]
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I know it is a lot to ask...
But what the hel is fiefdom?
I've seen the link, but there is nothing there saying what the hell it is without signing up. Before I sign up, I'd like to have some damn clue what I am signing up for.
Also, whats needed to play? Is it text based over the web, or what?
I might be interested, not like I don't have 8 hours a night to kill sitting here.
I was going to sigh up just to read the help pages I guess. but what in the hell should I choose for the options? Makes no sense to be choosing crap upon signup, if you have no clue what they are.
Lorak
[ February 12, 2004, 06:06 PM: Message edited by: Lorak ]
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Seanachai... A darker meaner Gnome..
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Oh, and I can't forget the most famous of Gnome songs.
I want to tell you a story
About a little man
If I can.
A gnome named Steven Pemble.
And little gnomes stay in their homes.
Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine.
He wore a scarlet tunic,
A blue green hood,
It looked quite good.
He had a big adventure
Amidst the grass
Fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Oooooooooomray.
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Winding, finding places to go.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Oooooooooomray.
Ooooooooooooooomray
Lorak
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ohh... a jolly sing-a-long... How about gnome songs?
me and your garden gnome
have set up shop outside your home
and we've watched you come and go
but you wouldn't notice us here down below
me and your garden gnome
we made friends a long time ago
and we soak up the sun, we chill out in the snow
we're sitting in your garden like a murder of crows
and at the break of dawn
if we could trouble you for just a moment
if you'd leave your clock radio on
he and I could dance a jig
halfway across your lawn
neither one of us likes your new guy
and we couldn't really tell you why
maybe it's because we don't stand as high
or maybe it's because you quit noticing us when he walks by
so I guess it seems a little bizarre
that we poured sugar in the tank of his car
we set off his antitheft
and we smiled when you left
because we knew you'd only get so far
and at the break of dawn . . .
envy and regret are ghosts
that go together like tea and toast
and the gnome and I debate
that if we both suffocate
which one of us you'd miss the most
and this morning I was out of your sight
and I smashed the gnome with all my might
and it was hard to decide
if those were tears in his eyes
because someone had left your sprinklers on all night
and at the break of dawn
if we could trouble you for just a moment
if you could leave your clock radio on
he and I could dance one last jig
halfway across your lawn
and at the break of dawn
you'll find me singing to the morning sun
digging up your lawn
trying to find where you've hid your secrets
like a leprechaun
Lorak
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1)Tax your serfs till they beg for mercy.
2)Feed them only enough to keep them alive.
3)Fill thier heads with dreams of the fiefdom next door being rich with milk and honey.
4)Draft them all and tell them all that food is thiers for the taking!
works for north korea anyway.
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Dawns light starts to spill in upon the couple
Dalem is sweating, pulling and tugging, as the camera pans down to the still clothed Yk2. Dalem in anguish finally lifts his head and arms to the sky
Dalem "By all that is holy!! How in the hell do you untie this damn thing!!"
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Good Me Almighty. Flight sims, football, and, finally, snowboarding.Originally posted by Seanachai:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lorak:
yea, i would type more, but limited to onr arm makes it a bitch. Those are the basics, you really should hit netwings or one of the Flight sim sights to ask. Here is bad, because it takes nothing to play cm.
myself,
i run a p4 2.6 with a 9800 non-pro. Ihave no problems with anything out right now.
lorak
This is the most extraordinary pre-Mid-Life crisis I've ever encountered.
I can't remember when I've been more perturbed. Oh, well, except for that period when Bauhaus was playing snowboard computer games. That was just unnatural.
What has wrought this change?
I'd like to think it was some sort of deep emotional trauma dating back to an incident in your past that you're trying to sublimate beneath a round of vulgar behaviours, rather than that you've become some sort of pillock.
But I forgive you, in any case. You'll always be the Herald of the Cesspool to me. Even when I take you out behind the barn with a borrowed .22 rifle for that last hug and then your long, long journey to a better place, I'll always have a catch in my voice when I speak of you.
Excuse me, everyone. There's something in my eye, and I must react. I'm off to buy some hollow-points. </font>
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yea, i would type more, but limited to onr arm makes it a bitch. Those are the basics, you really should hit netwings or one of the Flight sim sights to ask. Here is bad, because it takes nothing to play cm.
myself,
i run a p4 2.6 with a 9800 non-pro. Ihave no problems with anything out right now.
lorak
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joe,
as for a new system, depends on what your using it for.
I'd go for a p4 3.0
1 gig ram
and a 9800 ATI graphics card(not se, they suck).
Lorak
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Just popping in to say that I dislocated and separated my sholder this weekend snowboarding.
Figurered my misfortune might improve your mondays.
Lorak
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Between the endless Air Sim remarks and now...American football remarks, you're dangerously close to being stripped of all Heraldic status.Originally posted by Seanachai:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lorak:
... and Sir Purr, What do you think about the Eagles?
"mmm.... taste like chicken."
Lorak
But we forgive you, because you mocked the insufferable Eagles, and thereby brought pain to Hiram. </font>
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... and Sir Purr, What do you think about the Eagles?
"mmm.... taste like chicken."
Lorak
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Just for you Seanachai
And here we have Seanachai Screaming.
"worse? How could it possibly be worse!? I'm being stoned!!"
http://www.stoutman.com/sounds42w/montypython/life****.wav
Lorak the loathed
[ January 17, 2004, 03:23 AM: Message edited by: Lorak ]
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ummm....
Empty beer bottles (check)
Scotch bottles (check)
Over filled smelly ashtray with cigar and cig butts. (check)
Sitting in a darkend room (so you can see the monitor better), trying to fly with a Hotas,peddals,and using TIR. While a lot of other grown men from a wide assortment of countries, (not all of them english speaking), are trying to shout commands and scream curse words in broken english really loud through your speakers....
(check)
And one wife looking in, shaking her head sadly with pity in her eyes, and shutting the door.(check)
yep.. all indications are that it indeed works.
Lorak the loathed
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Joined US Army in 1987 after screwing up 2 semesters in engineering college.
Basic Training at Ft. Dix, NJ .Where I learned to blend in.
Stationed at Ft. Sill, Oklahoma where I was a 13B (cannon crewman on 105 and 155's)
Sent to Desert Storm where we became really good at shoot&scoot
After desert Storm I took EOD training. (long story, and basically falls to me being an idiot and looking for extra hazard duty pay).
Then I proceeded to Ft. Benning and compleated jump school. And Was stationed at Ft. Bragg for a short while before leaving the Army.
I was called back up after 9/11.
Went to Afganistan where I was with the 82nd Airborne once again, until I broke my ankle and messed up my knee coming out of a helo.
Guess thats about it.
Lorak
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Not the angry squirrel!!
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What is a journey without a Seanachai to record its passing?
Born to the false world the wanderer
Storyteller the pied piper
On a quest for immortality
Gathering a troop to find the fantasy
Lead by a maid queen of the night
Voice of angel such a divine sight
An amazon to fight and cure
This reality with her feline lure
Patriotic to the promised land
Of never-waking dream
Nightquest a quest not for the past
But for tomorrow to make it last
Simply the best way to walk this life
Hand in hand with a dreamer's mind
Enter the realm don't stay awake
The dreams remain they only break
Forget the task enjoy the ride
And follow us into the night
Cess-Lorak
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..and please stop the insane quoteing threads!!
..or the kitten gets it.
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What?
Did I miss the designated time to tease the Kitty
Lorak the loathed
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Um, I took the quiz.
Turns out I am a Lorak