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I'm sorry, did you say something? I seemed to have dozed off in the middle of your post.

And I thought Joe was old. You're one step from the grave as well. Happy B'day Boo.

Now you know how we react to your posts.

Big girl's blouses!

His excuse has something to do with being.....O-L-D!!!! Either that, or he lost it again and I should be expecting a phone call asking to do it again. Or......he's "misplaced" it and wants to call my home so he can talk to my wife again.........letch!.

Procrastinator? That's a little harsh Boo. I mean, he's a lot of things, dim-wit, half-wit, idiot, screw up........get the point? But he can't procrastinate what he's managed to butcher, up to this point. I fully expect him to call me again to do interview #4 and still, somehow manage to sound surprised at his less than enthralling interview questions. I mean give him a little slack. He's old and more than likely a member of AARP........charter member. We must remain kind to the elderly.

You missed the door. Use it on your way out.

Now I'm a TOOL? Thems fighting words!

Did it barf it up the first time too? Oh, yeah, I remember, the technical difficulties had, ummm, technical difficulties. I refer to those difficulties as Joe.

Well ... uh ... unforeseen difficulties ... technical ... um ... issues ... complications due to complexities ... delayed ... uh ... hmmmm Joe </font>

Hey, now! I hold (uh-hem) the market to thingy references.

Too steal a line from the biggest half-wit there is (no offense Boo), the answer to all those questions is...............yes.

Knowing you, it'll probably be your underwear you eat.

This is just one of the sickest Ménage à trois photos I've ever seen.........not that I make it a habit of looking at such smut.I cannot believe the MBT has resorted to posting gnome porn. Keep up the good work.

And I feel like hitting you over the head with monotonous regularity using an aluminum fungo bat. Can I go first? </font>

Don't you mean autistic? </font>

The Queens's queen?

This is single-handedly the most intelligent piece of advice I've ever witnessed from you. So, give it up and tell the truth, somebody else wrote this for you......didn't they?

Or is is puppy love?

Or maybe, just maybe you're just a freekin' idjit. Maybe.......

Why Seanachai you've revealed a new side of yourself! Mind you, not the side any of us wish to see, but if you like a good paddling........to each his own. Spank me daddy, I've been bad.

You bet your bottom dollar I am. Now leave my thingy alone!

Has Abbott jumped his bail? He hasn't really been seen since he fired his "lawyer" so to speak. You lot did think to impose a bail of some sort on him before a lesser judge than I.......did you not? As far as the trial goes, I'm not going to impose a gag order right now. But if you chose to be very bad I'll have to get one of those ball things that go in the mouth (commonly known as a ball gag, not that I would know) that Abbott had mentioned some time ago.

Let me preside over the court if no Olde One steps up to the plate. If I'm allowed to do so, I will kindly accept bribes from any willing party with absolutely no prejudice. What better one is there to sit in a big chair and overlook the mockery which is about to begin than the Defender of the Chair? Ummmm.......no need to answer that question.

Good God man! You act as though you've just created the latest Academy Award winner. Stick to annoying people, you're much better at that.