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  1. Why did you feel compelled to prove you had a thingy at all, <small>pissant</small>? </font>
  2. You haven't heard? There is a crisis in Ireland. Shortage of gnomes. I think they are looking at Seanachai to "head-up" the gnome reproduction program (GRP). In other words, Seanachai is going to be a gnome stud. I think it will be a bit like trying to get the pandas to mate in China where they had to break out the panda porn. They'll probably have to break out the gnome porn.
  3. But if it's a girl, it technically counts. You didn't specify species. Now stop it you lot, it's been documented that I am married, to a woman, who blessed my children enough to leave out the bad genes that I've incorporated........for the most part. And yes, they are my children. We were on an episode of "Maury" having their DNA tested.
  4. Glad to see you are embracing your new role of Mr. Fancy Pants of the MBT. Now stop with the contortionist act and get the feck out!
  5. Face the facts man/woman, whatever the feck you are. You are nothing and you do an admirable job at being nothing, in a thread that spews forth a lot of nothingness. Embrace your role and be happy that you are the poster-child for mediocrity.
  6. What's next? Big Gay Al and his Big Gay Animal Farm? SUUUPER!
  7. Joe Shaw, I've edited my post above to reflect that the muckity-muck that was being spouted about was from the mouths of Joe Shaw and Boo Radley, sitting in a tree, K-I-SS-I-N-G, first comes love.............. Let it be said that I am a man of honor and blah, blah, blah, blah-blah.
  8. Why don't you play your little trivia game via email, like a PBEM. That way you don't have to subject the lot of us to your little husband-wife spat and kiss and make up in private. Then you could subject us to an AAR when your little game is over and save us from having to listen to your he said, she said diatribes. Seriously, are you two doing a little "Broke Back" action on the side? Who's the pitcher and who's the catcher? [ February 22, 2007, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: bauhaus ]
  9. Is that WHY we are here? To sling insults. Insults refined to an artform. Dodgeball with a running commentary; a SCREAMing, shape-shifting calamity, barreling on to the horizon? That wasn't in the fecking BROCHURE, Mr. Shaw . </font>
  10. But we came back for the good of the community. We came back for the good of the game. But we really came back for the good of BFC. We wanted BFC to feel the love of the community, to feel wanted, to feel needed. We wanted BFC to well.....ummm....feel.....for lack of a better description. And for your information, I AM sitting down!!!!!
  11. Does a creature exist that is "way denser (sic-should be more dense, but I understand the play on words. Sorry, I've been dealing with 7th grade LA waaaay too much) than Joe? I think not.
  12. You promised me we'd skip the #13 and go straight to #14. You also promised me that you would serve no brown M&Ms. But what is up with the skipping thing in the middle all about? Leave it to you to butcher the editing. But, at least you didn't break this podcast. I must say for the 30th time around, it's very, very....well....average. I even fell asleep. [ February 19, 2007, 09:06 AM: Message edited by: bauhaus ]
  13. Yes, how true because we now know how good you are with microphones and recording devices, in general.
  14. I'm sorry, did you say something? I seemed to have dozed off in the middle of your post. </font>
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