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Since Joe Shaw is busy microwaving gas station burritos in Denver or whatever 2nd world hell hole he is vacationing in this week, I thought I would let him and the rest of you reprobates know I am prepping a 10 lb pork shoulder for a 13 hour smoke at 225 degrees. I will be using natural lump charcoal for heat and a mixture of cherry wood logs with apple wood chunks for smoke. That is all, back to your finger painting.

I am quite sure you haven't upgraded since 1974, hence the butterfly collars and threadbare paisley prints you enjoy sporting as you gallivant around the local swap meet looking for Carpenters records and humming Seasons In The Sun.

Here you go Nidan1, take this rolled up news paper with the baseball bat safely tucked inside, smack it firmly on the nose 3-4 times with a nice 2 handed swing, and say "bad boy". That should improve it's behavior. Your turn is in the dropbox. Well worth the wait I am sure.

...Nope...

I blame this on the Tim Tams, but, I love me some Australians.....

There you go again Joe Shaw, picking up mangy strays no one else wants. Isn't that how the MBT became infested with Australians? Once you encourage them, they are very difficult to get rid of...

That was.... adequately funny. However, according to regulation 5e of sub-statute tYU8 of the Peng Challenge Thread bylaws, you are, despite whatever position you hold in the outreboards, an SSN. (that is scum sucking newbie for the uneducated and unwashed) Therefore and hereby, however (slightly) amusing we may find you, you should Sod Off until such time as you find another SSN (such as Cyrmu) to challenge to a battle. You must then post an amusing synohp.. spynos... summary of said battle for our collective entertainment. At such time as this is completed, some dim-witted and opiate besotted Knight of the Pool may take mercy on you and propose you for squire. Since you probably lack the attention span to even finish reading this post, much less actually complete the tasks, you should probably just Sod Off. Chop Chop, back to whatever other inconsequential tasks (such as Beta-Testing) you may find to idle away your time.

I'm doing the best I can, what do you expect with the example set by such as you? In my defense, Joe Shaw gamily brought scads and loads of SMG infantry to this little urban misunderstanding. Luckily for the home team, Old Foul Joe insists on sending his infantry for an afternoon stroll down the sidewalk in full view of my hidden MG-42's, so, despite my unfortunate decisions with armor deployment, we may still pull this one out. (kicking and screaming like Seanachai leaving a bar at 0245 on a Sunday morning)

It is a morning dedicated to the Olde Ones in my house. For Seanachai I am making the family a breakfast of chorizo and eggs, for Lord Rune I will sneak a taste of Scotch, and for Joe Shaw, well, I guess I will lift some dumbbells later...

Now if only Peng and Seanachai reappear we will truly know the apocalypse is nigh.

I don't think you quite get the spirit of the thing, maybe if Seanachai put it in terms of a jolly sing-a-long you might get it.. Then again, maybe not. Perhaps if Stoat or even Mr. Peng himself were still about they could help you out with the general comprehension of English issue you seem to have going on.....

I accept your offer of surrender.

In breaking news, Joe Shaw's Sherman tank has successfully penetrated a Mk III several times. They are expecting a litter of Mk I I's in a few months.

Just for the record, Joe Shaw is a slimy, no good, gamey, bastiche. It is also his birthday today, so let's all give him a big, rousing, MBT raspberry. ppppfffftttthhhhhh There, now, I hope you choke on the smoke of my beautiful burning Tiger.

They didn't need to win at Gettysburg. If they had known the Union dispositions and forces, they could of slipped by and gotten between Meade and Washington D.C. Find some good ground and make the blue bellies come at them, instead of bleeding your guts out in Pickett's Charge. Luckily your SMG bullets don't seem to be having a lot of luck piercing the hide of my big cat. I am quite happy there are some large open parks behind your lines to give my Tiger room to roam.

Jeb Stuart was a hack. Now Nathan Bedford Forrest, that was cavalry commander. His later life antics notwithstanding, his record as a true cavalry leader is unsurpassed in my humble opinion. If the Stuart had done his job in the days leading up to Gettysburg and actually been Lee's eyes and ears, instead of gallivanting about seeking headlines, the Civil War might have taken a totally different course. As for actually bringing some armor to a battle, I need something to counter your gamy (stolen from me I might add) tactics like throwing all that SMG infantry at me in our Red Thunder city battle.

Email in bound

You forgot the "ng" in my forum identity. That hurts me, it really cuts me to the core Nidan1. I would expect better from you, well, not really, but I figure if I keep providing you with encouragement to improve, some day, you may actually be able to get all the way through the Big Book Of Cars and we will all be very proud of you. Now, I do, however, demand satisfaction. Have you graduated to any of the CM2 games? If not, I still have CM1 up and running on an old cobwebby machine. I expect a setup in my email, which I assume you still have? You can pick the game and the sides. If you don't want to set it up, email me your particulars and I will send a setup.

Monkeys, Typewriters, Shakespeare....

Because Nidan1 I have dedicated myself to a life of service. And much like the alien spaceship that came and jump started the evolution of humans in the movie 2001 a Space Odyssey, I volunteer my time in here so that hopefully one day unfortunates like you may aspire to better things than scratching yourselves and drooling into a bucket. With help, you might actually be able, one day, to spend your time collecting carts in a Walmart parking lot or scraping roadkill from the asphalt of your local highway. Because you see, Nidan1, I am all about helping my fellow man. No, don't thank me. The sparkle in your unfocused and slightly askew eyes is thanks enough

Luckily the answer to both questions is the same, no.

Is that the map from Hearts of Iron?

Boo Radley, scraping gum off the bottom of the table is a metaphor for any task more appetizing than coming in here and dealing with you lot. Attempting to decy... diciph..... puzzle out what you and the band of merry missing links that abound in here are trying to communicate with your clicks, hoots, and tooth clackings, bears a strong resemblance to one of the labors of Hercules, you know, the big muscly Greek guy..... Joe Shaw, didn't you have him take a test or something for his job as backup Justicar? Pile blocks in a tower, pick out prime numbers, correctly spell the word "Idjit", something? Or did you just hand it over to him as compensation for a line on a local orphanage that was behind on its mortgage?

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Better end results as well I imagine.