Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: Really mace at least use rubber thingies before you do that.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I always practice safe shearing. Btw I am pleased that Panzer Leader is enjoying my little scenario. As soon as the smoke clears, and the many dismembered limbs are disposed of after the battle, I expect him to make a full report. But I digress, the real reason for the post is to inform members of the community that Peng is in fact a Chinese Spy who really holds the rank of General in the PLA!!!! The proof? Let me quote selective passages from Tom Clancy's 'The Bear and the Dragon' ,page 706: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> General Peng Xi Wang, commander of the Red Banner 34th Shock Army.... ....Thirty-fourth Shock was a type A Group Army, and comprised about eighty thousand men. He had an armored division, two mechanized ones, a motorized infantry division.... ....Peng was a long-term professional soldier.... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I put it to you that Peng is in fact after more than just world domination, he is in fact planning to release his Chinese hordes on all of us and make us bare his double asterix of shame!!!! We are awake to your little game now, Peng!!! be forewarned! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mark IV: Perhaps I was unclear (you idiots): I NEED A 1500 PT. BATTLE WITH WHICH TO POUND PENG LIKE A CROOKED STAKE INTO THE GROUND. Darn, reflexive pronouns always throw them... ME WANT KILL PENG. ME NEED MAP. Still, two concepts in a single line, and I was hoping menschie would rise to the occasion... OOK! That should do it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I do believe the lack of response is because you never said PLEASE!!!! Sheesh. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rpn: Anyone know where I can buy Combat Mission in England? :confused:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hi RPN, You can only order CM online. European sales are available here. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Yes, the stronger the Oral the better, but go easy on the teeth if you don't mind.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Err, Stukes, I don't think it was an invitation. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav: but hopefully Mace will whip up a map with enough scenery to form a background for the scene of your troops running away in terror so I have something to look at in between issuing the ocassional command.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh yes! I can gaurantee that this scenario follows the fine tradition of such masterpieces like Crodaburg, etc. And I can guarantee that someone will be running away in terror. Muhahahahahahahahahaha!!! It's on it's way! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Captain Wacky: im confused :confused:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Let a senior deal with this Panzer Leader. Captain Wacky, I understand your confusion, that is an attribute of you mental capacity. Now walk with me...see this object? It's what we call an 'EXIT'. It's a way of leaving. Clear? Good. Now look, you can open it like this - *opens* now just stand in front of it here...like this - *moves the Captain in front of the exit* Now ready for a really big adventure? Why don't you go outside and see what happens?! *Shoves Captain Wacky through the door, then slams it* Suitably dealt with, methinks Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav: I wasn't quite aware of the rules against challenging knights to a battle, so hopefully I offended a few.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Never fear, we will always find you offensive! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav: Some drivel about how he finds the fish oh so scaly, but somehow exciting to touch. And how thier little soulful eyes arouse and excite him.....quite strange really<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> First you must perform this quest before I can assess your worthiness *giggle* *chortle*. You must first do battle with someone of low peerage, the battle will be a MBT sponsored game. Fellow Kinniggits, can someone please volunteer a squire or serf to assess this SSN, and nominate a challenge. If no challenge is forthcoming I will nominate my own Recon by fire, which I certify to be so grogless as to be suitable for any Cesspool tournament. Mace [ 09-01-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav: Lets see if he accepts the challenge or if he's too...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...err, where'd he go? Meanwhile, somewhere in Australia was a man wearing a chicken out-fit and pretending to lay eggs. Hiding out after responding in his official position (besides standing behind sheep) as mighty MBT KinnnNNNnnnigit to these veiled threats from the mighty fish hunter extraordinaire, the man of a thousand.... [ 09-01-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slapdragon: Naaah, I am waiting to see if we can make Mace quit the forum by vigorously questioning his manhood (but then again, he is an aussie, so I think that we may actually be shooting to high so to speak).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I have no pride so I laugh at your feeble attempts to drive me off! Muahahahahahahahahahahah...hah hahha ..hahahahah...*cough* *splutter* *gack* Mace

Now just wait a flea-blown kangaroo minute!!!! I can't recall the voice of doom saying it was time to lock up the previous thread, so I accuse this thread of a false start. And a message to that SSN that poked his head in and slapped me with a fish (is that a salmon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?), there are certain standards within the pool. These are: 12378.122.90 alpha) A mighty Kinnigit (me) does not have to lower himself to duel with some ...some... fish monger (mongrel? -> you). e=mc^2) A mighty Kinnigit doesn't even have to acknowledge the existance of fish scourers (ie you). I will however stop for sheep. So, fish guts, you can either challenge someone closer to your MBT status - toads, slugs, maggots or other insignificant entities, or we meet behind the shelter shed outside the pool. I'll leave the cesspool armour and my coat of arms behind. So, fishy flatulent one, you best decide then send me an email of your choice. I will then hose it down to get rid of that fish smell and respond. Mace (keeper of Kitty's cat litter)

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrPeng: dammit!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Janet! Mace

You people are so cruel! *boohoo* Mace

Sexual relationship? I like the game...but not that much! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMplayer: I think it's Frank Zappa's spoiled brat of a son. The lad grew up with his unwashed sticky fingers ruining expensive musical instruments<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey!!!! Dweezil Zappa's first album rocked. Can't comment on his subsequent releases though. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cauldron: I just want some acknowledgement from the designers that SOMEONE is paying attention to all this stuff..... If game engine 2 does not deliver in this area I belive there are going to be a LOT of dissatisfied CM fans about.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Have you no manners? What happened to Please?!!! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker: ...IIRC Phillies bid his farewell to CM last month (got bored, I guess). We can expect to see him back when CMBB is released, or possibly...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...appear as Hiram's ghost. In fact, this man has had so many nickname changes one suspects he is hiding out from the...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: Just the other day, my salmon side kick and I were cruising for...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...bruising, doing the rounds in the V8 Monaro and keeping an eye out for the chicks. Unfortunately, we discovered that a car doesn't travel well on the deep sea, and we promptly...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: That does it, me and Mensch are gonna gate crash that BBQ, swipe the spare ribs and all your beer, wave our thingeys at your sisters and laugh. Laugh! Do you hear me? Laugh!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Things are well with the world again, Stukes mentioned thingy! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader: If we can't joke about death, well then, there's nothing left to do.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Not so, we can joke about you (as we frequently tend to do) Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: inuendos.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> He said inuendos (sit down Bauhaus)! *tee hee* Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: I always fancied Mephistopheles<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey, if you're that way inclined, who are we to judge? Mace

...and I thought we moved during his absence without a forwarding address. Mace [ 08-27-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

I'll just ignore the bigoted views of some of my collegues regarding bunches of bananas and instead indicate that no other than the Prime Minister of Australia, the Right Honorable John Howard is now posting to this very bulletin board. He is obviously here to thank me for my services to Australia with the award of not less than the Order of Australia, in recognition of my victory over the forces of not-niceness, led my the most vile of the not-nice...SIR OGSF!!!! Lorak, rack this up: Mace (nice): 74 Sir OGSF..ABCD..WXYZ (not nice): 26 An Allied Major Victory! I have a short speech prepared for this occassion: *AHEM* 'With this award, I would like to thank my opponent for bunching up most of his infantry, and parading around in plain view of my 155mm FOs. I would also like to thank him for moving his sole Panther over the crest of a steep hill while my Sherman waited on the reverse slope. This victory would not have been possible without him! Thankewe' Mace [ 08-27-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

Given your role as Prime Minister of Australia and with a federal election coming up, do you really think you have the time to discuss MMG theory? Mace btw, where's my tax-cut, ya bludger!!!!