Mace

Speedy will no doubt be in here to whinge about our mutual ISP, bigpond, (more like bigloadofcr*p), since they decided to break down all of Saturday morning and take the whole nation with them. Well I got in first! So neener neener neener! Mace

CARTON! Mace

Moriarty, you silly man. JD, being of the legal profession, prefers one times the shellacking for nine times the price. Mace

Greetings and felucitashuns, foolukitashoons ..err.. greetings back at ya, good ol jd. How was your stay in prison? Mace

ODS-A FFO-A! (gotta talk the lingo, dontcha know) Mace

And I will be quite happy to work my special charm on it as soon as I return home from work. Mace

The netballers I knew wore skirts, not trousers. Mace

Practice makes perfect! While I'm here and since the Justicar seem to be remiss in his duties and not announcing things he should..can one of the old ones announce Simon's knighthood please (so I can get him off my books) Mace

They'll have to wait for a bit longer for a real man, because I'm not planning to go up there any time soon. Mace PS Thanks for the kind thoughts re Bali. If I didn't detest and hate you all so much I'd love you all.

Pssst, bud! Come here. Did I ever show you my sheep costume? Mace

Because it's fun? Mace

I'm sorry too because I'd rather be playing CMBB. But while I'm here I'd like to address some more misconceptions of yours: Adolf's surname was 'Hitler', not 'Hittler', and CMBB is tactical, not strategic. Mace [ October 15, 2002, 06:10 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Wrong. Most German AFVs had internal fuel tanks, so it would be bugger for an infantryman to try and cut the fuel lines. However a nice molotov broken on the air inlets located on the rear engine deck wouldn't do a German tank too good. Mace

Even though the game may not model snow building up on an AFV's exterior (doing so is just adding game 'chrome'), weather affects are modelled in the spotting algorithms. So, you got any more game criticisms? Mace

Sorry, but we're happy with the game AI as is. Mace

I think if someone played with this 'program hack' installed against someone who didn't, it would give an unfair advantage to one of those players. Mace [ October 15, 2002, 05:04 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Oh, I've always wanted to say this: RTFM!!! my life... is now complete. Thank you Dalem. Mace [ October 14, 2002, 06:58 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

*Somewhere within the hallowed halls of the Victorian state Government, someone stirs* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz Huh? Can't you see I'm *yawn* working. Limme alone! Zzzzzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzzzz Mace [ October 14, 2002, 06:28 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

I betcha you silly lads confused the methanol with the ethanol, didn't you? Mace [ October 13, 2002, 02:12 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Ahem *clears throat and then wipes charred embers from suit of armor* A song huh? Here's one that's suitably 'cessed': I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing 'Til they got a hold of me I opened doors for little old ladies I helped the blind to see I got no friends 'cause they read the papers They can't be seen with me And I'm gettin' shot down And I'm feeling mean No more Mister nice guy No more Mister clean No more Mister nice guy They say he's sick, he's obscene My dog bit me on the leg today My cat clawed my eye My mom's been thrown out of the society circle My dad's had to hide I went to church incognito And everybody rose, the reverend Smith He recognized me Punched me in the nose No more Mister nice guy No more Mister clean No more Mister nice guy They say he's sick, he's obscene I'd like to thank Alice for this one. Mace

<font size = "+2"> FwoooooooosHHH!!! </font> <font size = "-2" > eep! </font> Mace

umm. any Orange Juice to go with that? Mace

Oh good! A jolly singsong!</font>

I hear some fibre in your diet is good for that. *concerned* Mace

Ewwuuuuuuuu! Bon Appétit, I guess. Mace