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I only have one thing to say... Axe, Golf is much more fun if you bring along a golf ball. Mace

Hey ding bat, you must have me mistaken with someone who agreed to play for sigs.</font>

"I vill tell you again Fritz, synchronised Rock,Paper,Scissors just doesn't vork!"

Bloody hell! Beat it with a stick, QUICK!!! Is he still alive? I thought old age caught up with him and he went to make his maker. Very pronounced camel toe, I must say! Btw I think I prefer Ursula Undressed rather than Ursula Andress. Mace

Good luck. *ponders* Hey Kitty, I think I have a costume I want you to try on. Mace

Turn the monitor on. Mace

And here I was thinking you were emmulating Grue. Mace

I'm a map collector, so if you don't mind Oz. email addy in my profile Mace

*puts down his copy of the financial review, places the pipe on the stand next to his reclining chair, and comments...* Grue know Moriarty place in Peng pecking order. Grue not allowed to make tiny bits of flesh from Moriarty. Grue not allowed to stuff Moriarty into very small tiny can either. Grue can't even put Moriarty in mulcher. See...it says Moriarty is senior kinnnigit. Grue's hands are tied. *picks up newspaper, and goes back to studying stock movements*

I prefer to laugh in the faces of all the penny-begging freaks here. =| Mace

Must have been hallucinogenic substances then? Anyhow, another 500 klick drive completed *grabs the 6 pack* It might be belated....but let the drinking commence. Mace

You'll need one of these then: Axe, that's an ugly bastard above. Having trouble ...*ulp*... keeping my breakfast ...*choke*... down! *gahgg* Mace

Everyone sitting down to dinner yet? Good. Those crunchy bits hanging from yadda yadda yadda are called dags. If one doesn't keep that area clean, it gets infected, gets the attention of flies and then fly strike happens - yep maggot infestation. The life of your typical sheep, eaten by maggots while waiting to be eaten by people! So when an aussie calls you a dag, now you know what we're talking about. And in a surprise result (pleasant surprise for me, unpleasant surprise for Speedy) our current game came to a draw. Speedy might have blown all my uberkrauts to Valhalla but he also learnt not to park all his halftracks and open topped tanks in a packed area for my artillery to bombard. Mace

You're all 100% nong. Mace PS If I told everyone what happens with the latest DirectX, Nvidia drivers, and CMAK, it wouldn't be a challenge for you lot. PPS Diamond Head rocks \m/ :mad: \m/ (well they did about 20 years ago)

I like to think we're very humble. In fact, you'll never hear a word out of us when we lose to the all-blacks. Mace

GHGAHGHAGHAGHG GHGHGEHGHGHGH GHAGHAGHAGHAG THAT IS NO REASON TO HATE YOU!!!! SHE SHOULD BE FEGGIN ASHAMED!!!! GHAGHGAHGAHGAHGAHGHAGAHGAHGAHGA ...she should just hate you because you're Snarker. Like the rest of us here do! :mad: :mad: :mad: btw How about a challenge to you scurvey lot? Something to test your mettle. Install DirectX 9c, and then install the latest Nvidia drivers, then try to play CMAK! Great fun, or what?!!!! :mad: :mad: Mace

Hey Seanachai, one of yours? Lets get to work shall we? *cracks his knuckles* Funny thing is that we say the same thing about you lot...frequently. Yeh, it's getting harder to look over that ever expanding waistline. Let's see, the M1 successfully engaged an Iraqi MBT upto, what, 3km or so? In that case, if you look at your Atlas (you know, one of those books with pretty maps in them) you'll notice two things: New Zealand is a bit further than 3km away from Sydney; secondly Australia isn't directly south of Germany, and to the east of Holland. The M1s a very good tank, but it isn't that good. The ADF (and the ANZACs in general) have always excelled in the infantry role and that will continue to be our modus operandi. We don't need tanks to be bad boys. btw Retiring? You're anything but!!! Mace

Maybe they should give away free livers with booze purchases? Mace

So Dalem, a black glove for your right hand or left? Mace [ August 15, 2004, 01:37 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Say, nice imagery! Mace

I did. I always do. Predators, aliens...none of them can use satire, sarcasm, nor irony worth a bloody ****e. I won. </font>

There's no drought....until the beer runs out. Mace

It's called chore minimisation. Pumping a basement out after severe rainstorms interferes with our beer drinking time...as does any type of chore. Mace

it's too big for the shed, so I keep it outside, in the backyard. Mace

Afford? What's that? We steal what we need. Mace