OGSF

How are ye jarrah floor boards holdin' up, Noba?

Thank ye, Nidan1, for tha many fine games. Including tha one wae didnae get tae finish.

Tha ainly reason Ah'd steal ye underpants, as sae Ah cuild gi' em back tae ye at Christmas fer a present.

Ah'm glad tae hae known StukaNukaPukaPants. Very sad tae learn o' haes passin'.

Wid ye mind droppin' a wee clue as tae wah tha wee puddle o' Boo Radley 'll bae? Af'n ye e'en remembered tae make at.

Thain ye hae tha recallin' facilities o' a pregnant goldfish, ye toe-stubbin' blouse- wearin' weiner-haggler. Bolded mah spotty arse. Ah'm here tae doff mah tam an' doon a tumbler o' Lagavulin tae Berlichtingenthingen, who Ah met tha one time at dinner wi' Ol Foul Joe. Hae had a hand ain designin' tha game Ah played as a wee squire agin tha' bugger Hiram Sedai. Was at really 16 years ago? Sae Ah knew Berli tae bae tha bastard he wah, fraim tha start. A guid bastard, An Ah haid nae quarrel wi' haim. Nae forgotten laddie.

An' ye're a gluten free vegan lemon blackberry bundt cake jammed between a sassanach's spotty arse cheeks, laddie. But ye alraidy knew that, did'n ye?

Sae last week Ah'd bin drinkin' a' tha local pub. Ah were a wee bit wobbly. Sae Ah took a bus haim. At were a big staip fer mae. Ah'd ne'er driven a feckin' bus before.

At's bin asked before, an' Ah'll ask at agin.... wha's a "dalem"?

Tae tha wee-stained laddies o' tha 'Pool, an' tha bonnie wee lassies, Nollaig Chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ùr! Noba, ah'm sure thae stinkin' Victorians haid their surplus bofors trained on ye sputterin' Fokker Friendship tha whole way fraim Mildura tae Geelong an' back.

Here laddie, hold mae feckin' haggis fer a second... *BOOT!* Ta.

A guid New Year and mony may ye see. When we're gaun up the hill of fortune, may we ne'er meet a frien' comin' doun!

Ye are easily amazed, at's lak showin' cheap card tricks tae a baby owl.

Ah've packed thas wee cannon wi' a boocket o' poowder an' grapeshort. Wid ye noo peer doon that barrel an' confirm ats' packed correctly? Ah'll bae back here holdin' thas lanyard oot o' tha dusty groond...

Lak a wee span'l returnin' tae ats ain vomit, Ah jus' popped ain to wish ye Merry Christmas, an may the moose ne'er lea' yer girnal wi a tear-drap in its ee.

Pffft! Mah wee span'l cuid beat Nidan1, an' tha poor darlin's bin daid fer eight years. Ah will saind ye a setoop an due course, ye weasel's tooth-pick. As soon as Ah've saint a setoop tae Noba, cos he asked firrrst an' has Jarrah floors. An' yoo didnae, di ye? An' didnae trifle mae wi' splittin' hairs, ye asked alright... pillock.

They see mae patchin', they bae hatin'.... 1.11 CM:BO

At's difficult fer a pillock tae clap haes hands twae quickly, eh? Tha chance o' missin' goes oop sae fast. Di' ye ever acquire a proper version o' tha sacred game laddie? Beyond Normandy perhaps?

At least Ah kin git mah marbles aintae mah mooth. Di Ah haftae draw ye a feckin' picture?

Ah didnae fade awah! Ah moved mah feckin' hoose! At's noo tha same. Ah'll saind ye a Normandy turrrn af'n tha's wha ye want. Ah ainly thought at polite tae enquire as tae tha current version bein' played. Some bum spot squeezers are sae sensitive. At's noo even bin a whole year yet....

An' tha's hoo ye stop a conversayshun ain ats tracks. As everywun playin' tha Eytie version these days? Shouid Ah count ma pennies fraim mah wee purse an' saind a stamped, sailf addressed envelope tae BFC fer a copy? Shuid yoo lot tak a collective dump an' fall back an' at? Agin?

A Blythe Yule an a Guid Hogmanay! Noba an' Nidan1, Ah'll bae ain touch. Tae tha rest o' ye pit-sniffin' snufflers, kindly molest yersailfs wi' a splintery stick.

Mae, Mahsailf, an' Ah!

Jus' didnae call haim later fer breakfast! *chortle* Sae, hoo many active players di we have? Noba, Nidan1, Boo, NGCavscout, Mahsailf? Anywun ailse?

Boo, Ah waill haftae dig aboot tae recover mah CMAK CD....ats aroond somewhere. Gi' at a few days... Ah'll saind ye a setoop ain due course... Nidan1, check ye "private messages" fer a private message. Pillock.