Boo Radley Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 Who could forget a good flogging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Is that Boo flogging his oggin'? Speaking of floggings, said same Boo is definitely having troubles with his armour, his engineers, his arty spotters and his flamethrowers. He has another thirty turns or so to consider the wording of his surrender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Boo will be surrendering to me first if the latest batch of his GI's seen fleeing to the rear are anything to go by. Seeing as the word 'surrender' has 3 syllables and Boo has trouble with anything more intricate than a chirp, whistle or grunt I think any attempt to word a surrender will be doomed to failure...much like Boo's attempts to best me in battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 From Facebook, with time-stamps: You know, when you think it's very late at night, but it's actually very early in the morning, and you're goofing around, trying to write a story, and you look up at the TV, which has been on mute for several hours, and say: Hey! That's 'Sea Hunt'! I used to watch that when I was a kid! Well, lads and lassies, it's probably time to go to bed... (54 minutes ago) Lloyd Bridges! Ohmigod! Now it's 'The Patty Duke Show'! Errr... what's in these cigars? (51 minutes ago) Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere, From Zanzibar to Barclay Square. But Patty's only seen the sights A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights — What a crazy pair! But they're cousins, Identical cousins all the way. One pair of matching bookends, Different as night and day. Where Cathy adores a minuet, The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette, Our Patty loves to rock and roll, A hot dog makes her lose control — What a wild duet! Still, they're cousins, Identical cousins and you'll find, They laugh alike, they walk alike, At times they even talk alike — You can lose your mind, When cousins are two of a kind. (44 minutes ago) Oh, man... that Cathy... that cute little limey accent... she was SO hot! Patty was a bit vulgar, but was still oddly attractive. (41 minutes ago) Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm having some kind of flashback... (26 minutes ago) Now it's 'Mr. Ed'. I have to find out which lot of cigars I last bought from Cigars International... AH! THE COLORS! AND IT'S ALL IN BLACK AND WHITE! (25 minutes ago) THE FREAKING TALKING HORSE WON'T MARCH IN A 'CUSTER DAY' PARADE, BECAUSE HE THINKS HE'S AN 'INDIAN HORSE'! Man, I am SO going to buy these cigars again... (20 minutes ago) Okay, now it's just gone all weird and stuff. You know how something cute and funny can turn on you if you're not concentrating, and haven't done enough Vitamin C lately? Turns out the talking horse has to carry a parrot in the upcoming 'Custer Day' parade, because the parrot's ancestor belonged to Custer. And the parrot keeps saying things like 'Kill the Indians', and 'Circle the Wagons'. I'm pretty sure I never did enough of ANYTHING for this to make sense. The only thing keeping me from running out screaming into the darkness right now is the fact that it's 0 degrees outside... I would call someone, right now, and make them talk to me, but I'm not a cruel man. Sod the 'Call of Cthulu'. The most horrifying thing I've dealt with in ages is the current episode of 'Mr. Ed'... (8 minutes ago) THE HORSE HAS COVERED HIMSELF WITH GREEN SPOTS! THE HORSE HAS COVERED HIMSELF WITH GREEN SPOTS?! HOW DOES A HOOVED ANIMAL COVER HIMSELF WITH GREEN POLKA DOTS?!! AND IT'S STILL ALL IN BLACK AND WHITE!! AAIIIEEEE! (4 minutes ago) Alright, then. I'm going to finish my cigar, and then I'm going to go to my bed, and rock myself to sleep, while whimpering: the talking horse, the talking horse! Man. Childhood isn't a place you want to revisit unless you're COMPLETELY straight and have always been COMPLETELY straight. But a lot has been explained. Feck. No WONDER my 20s were like they were. It was just something waiting to leap out on me, and consume me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Errr... what's in these cigars? King Tut? THE HORSE HAS COVERED HIMSELF WITH GREEN SPOTS! THE HORSE HAS COVERED HIMSELF WITH GREEN SPOTS?! HOW DOES A HOOVED ANIMAL COVER HIMSELF WITH GREEN POLKA DOTS?!! AND IT'S STILL ALL IN BLACK AND WHITE!! AAIIIEEEE! Could have been worse.....it could have been Yeknod covered with green polka dots, now that would have been a Gnomemare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Could have been worse.....it could have been Yeknod covered with green polka dots... Now you've got me worrying. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I Will Do Mushrooms With Seanachai One Day...see If I Don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 He was afraid to come out of the Paddock He was as nervous as he could be. He was afraid to come out of the Paddock, He was afraid that somebody would see! (Two, three, four, tell the people what he wore!) It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie greeny polka-dot bikini, That he wore for the first time today. An itsy bitsy teeny weenie greeny polka-dot bikini, So in the Paddock he wanted to stay! (Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell ya more!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethaface Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I thought I did recognize something in the fog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 9, 2010 Author Share Posted December 9, 2010 I Will Do Mushrooms With Seanachai One Day...see If I Don't! pffft! You're such a lightweight, the mushrooms will do you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Lars Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I Will Do Mushrooms With Seanachai One Day...see If I Don't! Man up and drop a tab. If you're going to ride the ride, sit in the front seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethaface Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 And you'd better ask Bear Grylls (from Man vs Wild) how he can eat all those disgusting things, trust me those mushrooms must be more disgusting then eating an ox eyeball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I more of a 'lay in the back and enjoy the ride and let some other schmuk drive' kind of guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 And you'd better ask Bear Grylls (from Man vs Wild) how he can eat all those disgusting things, trust me those mushrooms must be more disgusting then eating an ox eyeball. They're not so bad, taste a little like dirt but in an omelette or whisked up in a milkshake they're ok... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethaface Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Well tea and or soup do the job as well, but boy I still remember the taste after more then 10 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 9, 2010 Author Share Posted December 9, 2010 I more of a 'lay in the back and enjoy the ride and let some other schmuk drive' kind of guy. You realize that when Lars was talking about "Riding the ride" and "Sitting up front" he was likening LSD to riding a rollercoaster, don't you? And on a rollercoaster, rarely do you do any driving. Or did his little metaphor sail completely over that pointy little head of yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I naturally just ignore the silly meanderings of goobernationals like Lars...and Ohioaneans...like yourself,. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Whoa...just enjoying the effetcs of a bottle of 'Gentleman Jack' and about to bung some WW2 movie on the old compudy...lets hope lots of Ohioioeans get splattericakeated hey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 9, 2010 Author Share Posted December 9, 2010 Whoa...just enjoying the effetcs of a bottle of 'Gentleman Jack' and about to bung some WW2 movie on the old compudy...lets hope lots of Ohioioeans get splattericakeated hey? So, this afternoon's game is: Guess How Much Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants Has Had to Drink! 1) Wow! A lot apparently! He sounds really drunk! A good amount. He's feeling no pain. III) Probably one or two. He really can't hold his liquor. §) Nothing. He just can't spell. And he's really not that bright, too. ∞) Who's Stuka? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Who's Stuka? A little bundle left on the doorstep of the local church. And instead of doing the honorable thing and throwing him in the river after adding a few stones, the padre took him in and tried to raise him to be a decent man. Obvious failure of course. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 That's the story line from "Hunchback", isn't it? Except Quasimodo was much easier on the eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Your waiting for the bell to ring in our current game aren't you Boo? "Make it stop Unca Stukey, make the pain stop! Your Ubertruppen are too numerous and well-led for my Ohioneean Unter-Hamsters!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 That's the story line from "Hunchback", isn't it? The padre was not terribly imaginative. Otherwise, he would have sized Stuka up immediately and given up on him. And the world would be a better place. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 He was afraid to come out of the Paddock He was as nervous as he could be. He was afraid to come out of the Paddock, He was afraid that somebody would see! (Two, three, four, tell the people what he wore!) It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie greeny polka-dot bikini, That he wore for the first time today. An itsy bitsy teeny weenie greeny polka-dot bikini, So in the Paddock he wanted to stay! (Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell ya more!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 A vision of the 7th level of hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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