Affentitten Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Come on, you know it makes sense. Stop this joke of nominal sovereignty and become a proper state of Australia. We'll still let you have your own rugby team. But you can ditch the Black Caps if you want. Join Oz, New Zealand - it's for the best 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalins Organ Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 New Zealand competing in the inter-State cricket championship sounds fine - the Black Caps might not beat the Green & Golds all that often but they'd lean up the individual state teams without much bother Trouble is, of course, that we'd ALL be Australians....and we've worked so hard to get rid of our riff-raff to you....why would we want them back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Clearly the only way for this loggerheads to be resolved is for New Zealand to request annexation by Texas. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affentitten Posted November 12, 2009 Author Share Posted November 12, 2009 New Zealand competing in the inter-State cricket championship sounds fine - the Black Caps might not beat the Green & Golds all that often but they'd lean up the individual state teams without much bother Fine by me. The state cricket might even get more than a dozen people watching a game then. Trouble is' date=' of course, that we'd ALL be Australians....and we've worked so hard to get rid of our riff-raff to you....why would we want them back?[/quote'] I think the article makes it clear that the only people left in NZ now are the old, unskilled, idle and incompetent. Which are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 see me sig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Clearly the only way for this loggerheads to be resolved is for New Zealand to request annexation by Texas. Michael A better idea would be to form a union with North Korea, then occupy Australian east coast. Australian government could keep the deserts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affentitten Posted November 12, 2009 Author Share Posted November 12, 2009 The North Koreans wouldn't get past the first bakery on the beach front. We'd just roll back and then return a week later to find all these little guys with exploded bellies and badly made boots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affentitten Posted November 12, 2009 Author Share Posted November 12, 2009 Hey! What about we form a Soviet? Soviet of Pacific Austra-Zealand? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalins Organ Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I think the article makes it clear that the only people left in NZ now are the old, unskilled, idle and incompetent. Which are you? And you believe such statements from that well known bastion of truth - an Australian newspaper? Yep - and written by an expat....our exports are right at home with you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affentitten Posted November 12, 2009 Author Share Posted November 12, 2009 And you believe such statements from that well known bastion of truth - an Australian newspaper? Written by a Kiwi! Keeping it real as, brew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalins Organ Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Yep...the propaganda is working.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Viljuri Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Sounds reasonable enough. We here in the North are proposing something similar, A renewed Finnish-Swedish Federation would probably serve the interests of both countries in the larger European ever closer union context. And in any case, HRH Madeleine must become Duchess of Finland in some capacity, that is not negotiable. She even seems to have personal problems that are often associated with the Finns, surely making her even more popular amongst her future subjects. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Sounds reasonable enough. We here in the North are proposing something similar, A renewed Finnish-Swedish Federation ... Wouldn't Finland be better served by re-joining Russia? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Viljuri Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Finland has never been a part of Russia, silly bat. Grand Duchy of Finland was ruled by a shared Monarch and the Russians did indeed give the Swedish a sound beating, forcing them to become the most peace loving country after Micronesia. Say, how about if Maoris are given their lands back and Kiwis will resettle back to the Old Country? There's no business like sheep business! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Dairy, bro. We're all about dairy now. The money's much better. Autonomy is not independance. Go back to Russia - you know you want to. They have plenty of gas to sell you at cheap mates-rates, and you can finally drop that pretence of the militarised border. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalins Organ Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Looks like oil is the next big thing here..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Oh great. Now Aussie isn't the problem - we're likely to be invaded by the US :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Viljuri Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 It's the other way around, Russian are coming here, in increasing numbers. Some parts of Finland are almost as filled with Russians as London City and Gulf States are. I, for one, welcome every Russian with steady finances to our small country. Or, how much positive impact these new immigrants will bring to our society, especially what comes to our national IQ. Natural Gas is not that important here, even if import energy from the cheapest sources available. You have a point though, we should learn how to behave, and generate more electricity into the common Nordic energy market. Which brings us back to the Kiwi. South and North Island Protectorate, or these two Islands put together to form a Common Kiwi Australian Territory? Options, so much options! During the transitory period, financial issues will become important as well, I'd guess, but surely the Australians can lend a hand to their compatriots in need? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Don't forget the independant states of Stewart Is and Chatam Is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Viljuri Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Looks like oil is the next big thing here..... And many countries are getting rid of the use of hydrocarbons in the foreseeable future, including Sweden. Too late, too little? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 in other news ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalins Organ Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I think Sweden reducing dependance on hydrocarbons will have little effect. We expect ASL Vet and his ilk to defeat the heinous takeover of the world by renewable energies and the next amendment to the US constitution to include the right to run internal combustion engines. That should give us a few hunddred years ..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Viljuri Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Perhaps, perhaps not. Back to the way more interesting questions like how should we call Kiwiland after annexation? My proposal: All Australian Remote Ocean Territory, A.A.R.O.T (formerly known as New Zealand, Middle Earth and/or Mordor) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 snip Which brings us back to the Kiwi. South and North Island Protectorate, or these two Islands put together to form a Common Kiwi Australian Territory? Options, so much options! During the transitory period, financial issues will become important as well, I'd guess, but surely the Australians can lend a hand to their compatriots in need? Renamed Tasmania 2 and 3, then we can forget all about them too. Nothin' wrong with Kiwis where they are. Let's keep it that way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Viljuri Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Renamed Tasmania 2 and 3, then we can forget all about them too. Nothin' wrong with Kiwis where they are. Let's keep it that way. Very good. Or even "some Island", and "that other island", near Perth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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