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Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by J Ruddy:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_:

Redistribution of wealth.

And who's going to come take mine from me? :mad: :mad: :mad:

Let them eat cake, eh?

Where's Ed Broadbent when you need him?

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Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2:

Way to go maggots. This thread hasn't died and dropped into oblivion that is the 2nd page of this forum, like some doubted.

This is an outstanding achievment for you maggots. A big hand to you all ! :mad: :mad: :mad:

:mad: Less gabbing, more turns, Maggot!!

...and keep your hands to yourself, Perv Eugen!

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Check your inboxes for some molten TNT, maggots. :mad: :mad: :mad:

SSgt Viljuri, that's just a load of bull. :mad: I don't think there is a living organism on this earth that you had authority on. Even the smallest and feeblest of maggots laugh at your face. :mad:

BWAHAHAHAHA !!!

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You a Jaeger too, btw ? What rank ?

I'm alikersantti. Hoping that I won't get another call for some silly military excercise. The last time was, well, interesting to say the least. :mad: :mad: :mad:

And that is all I'm going to comment on that. :mad:

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Rhett Akins - Kiss My Country Ass

Tearin' down a dirt road, rebel flag flyin',

'Coon dog in the back.

Truck bed loaded down with beer,

An' a cold one in my lap.

Earnhart sticker behind my head,

An' my woman by my side.

Tail-pipe's poppin', the radio's rockin':

"Country Boy Can Survive".

Well, if you got a problem with that,

You can kiss my country ass.

Well, I love Turkey calls, overalls,

Wrangler jeans: smoke nothin' but Marlboro reds.

Tattoos up an' down my arms,

An' deer heads over my bed.

My Grand-Daddy fought in World War Two,

An' my Daddy went to Vietnam.

An' I ain't scared to grab my gun,

An' fight for my homeland.

If you don't love the American flag,

You can kiss my country ass.

If you're a down home, backwoods redneck,

C'mon, stand up an' raise your glass.

But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd,

You can kiss my country ass.

Inbstrumental break.

Well, there's a whole lotta high-class people out there,

That's lookin' down on me.

'Cause the country club where I belong,

Is the Honky Tonk till three in the mornin'.

Don't wear no fancy clothes,

No ties or three-piece suits.

You can find me in my camouflage hat,

My tee-shirt an' cowboy boots.

If that don't fit your social class,

You can kiss my country ass.

If you're a down home, backwoods redneck,

Hey, c'mon, stand up an' raise your glass.

But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd,

You can kiss my country ass.

'Cause I'm a front-porch sittin',

Guitar pickin', moonshine sippin',

Bacca juice spittin' country boy from the woods.

An' I love fried chicken an' blue gill fishin',

An' outlaw women, an' I wouldn't change if I could.

I ain't tryin' to start no fight, but I'll finish one every time.

So you just mind your own damn business,

And stay the hell outta mine.

If you got a problem with that,

You can kiss my country ass.

I said if you got a problem with any of that,

You can kiss my natural born,

Redneck to the bone,

Ever-lovin' country ass.

YEEHAW, BITCH !!!

:mad: :mad: :mad:

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For my opponents I want to give this little excercise in using one's intellect to ease the pain of waiting for my turns. Ok, here it goes... To ease your no doubt substantial task, I'll give you some free options !!!

What is my forum handle ?

a) _Uxcva

B) Michael Dorosh

c) Jack Daniels

d) Scooby Doo

e) Prinz Eugen_2

f) None of the above

g) Don't know.

What's that I can hear you saying ? WHOA !!! Brain overload !!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

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