Desert Dave Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Won't be long now, coming Soon, to a theatre near you! Then the beatific beauty becomes... realized And idolized, And ah, yeah, Too... scrutinized for EVERY teeny tiny Blushing blemish, well, what can you do, It's how it works in the Celebrity game, And that's summertime breezy Blues... cool! :cool: ______________________________________ There she is! Miss... First Patch, for SC-2! There she is, your ideal The dreams of a million girls Who are more than pretty May come true in Atlantic City Oh she may turn out to be The queen of femininity There she is, Miss First Patch for SC-2, There she is, your ideal With so many beauties She'll take the town by storm With her all World face and form And there she is Walking on air she is Fairest of the fair she is Miss... First Patch for SC-2!! -- Lyrics by Wayne Bernie** _______________________________________________ **[... mostly, changing only the "first patch and SC-2" part] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Do I get to insert a blonde joke here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Desert Dave Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 It was only last night I heard from her. It was late at night, and She was travelin' Mulholland Drive Out 'er in - Hooray for Hollywood, And anyway, She told me - you shoulda heard That voice! Like soft ocean winds singing Lullabies to a lonesome traveler Just got off a' HiWay One, Resting 'is weary road-going, Looking for a good show! bones, And she tole me, finally, she did, then ALL the catching-up on who is who And what is what, you know! "I'm coming, I'll get there, Have a little patience my desert friend, And by the way - quit trying to take Benelux In the Winter, 'at's a waste Of valuable MPP's!" (... alas, there's the disappointing part, she merely considers me... "friend," nothing else ) She continues: (... I can hear some other woman Murmuring mystery in background, but Whoever that is, not to worry, NOT important to our story) "And when I do! Everybody is gonna have a big time! On them neon-lighted SC boulevards - tonight!" LOLOL! ____________________________________________ Very kind of her to call in, IMO. No blond jokes Lars, Since she HAS generously given us something To look forward to, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolend Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Ummmm DD what ever it is your taking I sugest you lower the dose Or at least share with the rest of us LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaoJah Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Well, if the patch is as good as her performance in "Walk the Line", then this will be a great patch ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Originally posted by Desert Dave: Very kind of her to call in, IMO. No blond jokes Lars, Since she HAS generously given us something To look forward to, yes? Well, ok, just this once... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolend Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Well if you won't Lars I will LOL A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, "I’m blond, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Houston and I’m staying right here." The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class that belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I’m blonde I’m beautiful, I’m going to Houston and I’m staying right here." The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this. I’m married to a blonde. i speak blonde. "He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "oh, I’m sorry." and she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot were amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. "I told her, first class isn't going to Houston." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaMonkey Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Blonde and Beautiful is interesting at first, but later as time fades the attributes of the surface we will all be hoping for the intellectual depth of the soul. Let's hope the first patch has the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris G Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Desert Dave Maybe you are in the wrong forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Dave Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 Desert Dave Maybe you are in the wrong forum? CG, Well, If so, then I have been in WRONG forum For... over 4 years now! And you? LOL! Tell you what anxious Cat. Get ahold of Miss First Patch, if you can, It's REALLY hard I understand, Except for those who are - in like Flynn Like yours truly, Anyway, Call 'er on up and whisper in 'er X-tremely adorable ear: [... careful! NOT to get yer lips caught in them dangling ear-rings! :eek: ] ____________________________________ "Pardon, Miss First Patch, But would you mind doing me, Chris G, a favor, I'll PROMISE! you anything, Like Doctor Faustus did once And can again, ANY time he feels like it, It's really that easy These days... IF ONLY You will call your wyrd desert friend, And whisper, Like cool ocean breeze seeping through The rhythmic rustling palm trees There, @ Pallisades sur mer, Well, Whisper would YOU, for me, pretty please and Say quietly... to that Apparently Mad Cat: "Hey Crazy Guy! Did you know that THIS forum only ends up At a weather station in Antarctica? And NOT to enny old Santa Monica, Nor Desert City neither!" _____________________________________________ Do that, and Perhaps then, and just... MAYBE, I'll change seats, first-class To trickle-down Economy, and even Find... ANOTHER forum? JUST... for you! LOLOLOLOL, Ah, CG, Gotta have some FUN in this ol' over-heated, Passing strange, purposely made odd And fool-you! World, Doncha think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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