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Political systems under CMBB


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suppose you have two cows

Anarchy

you kill your neighbor and take his cows.

Feudalism

Your lord takes some of the milk.

Socialism

you give one of your cows to a neghbor

Communism

You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.

Totalitarianism

The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.

Militarism

The government takes both and drafts you.

Fascism

The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

Dictatorship

The government takes both and shoots you.

Capitalism

You sell one and buy a bull

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