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Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

WHERE IS MY SEANACHAI?!?!?!?

O WHERE CAN HE BE?!?!?!

SEANACHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this like the "Hole in my Bucket Martha Song"? </font>
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Hey, I know a good one!

From the Halls of Montezuma

To the Shores of Tripoli;

We fight our country's battles

In the air, on land and sea;

First to fight for right and freedom

And to keep our honor clean;

We are proud to claim the title

of United States Marine.

Our flag's unfurled to every breeze

From dawn to setting sun;

We have fought in ev'ry clime and place

Where we could take a gun;

In the snow of far-off Northern lands

And in sunny tropic scenes;

You will find us always on the job--

The United States Marines.

Here's health to you and to our Corps

Which we are proud to serve

In many a strife we've fought for life

And never lost our nerve;

If the Army and the Navy

Ever look on Heaven's scenes;

They will find the streets are guarded

By United States Marines.

Kitty

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Originally posted by Kitty:

Hey, I know a good one!

From the Halls of Montezuma

To the Shores of Tripoli;

We fight our country's battles

In the air, on land and sea;

First to fight for right and freedom

And to keep our honor clean;

We are proud to claim the title

of United States Marine.

Our flag's unfurled to every breeze

From dawn to setting sun;

We have fought in ev'ry clime and place

Where we could take a gun;

In the snow of far-off Northern lands

And in sunny tropic scenes;

You will find us always on the job--

The United States Marines.

Here's health to you and to our Corps

Which we are proud to serve

In many a strife we've fought for life

And never lost our nerve;

If the Army and the Navy

Ever look on Heaven's scenes;

They will find the streets are guarded

By United States Marines.

Kitty

EXCELLANT TUNNAGE!!!

Too bad its only used during ceremonies and birthdays...should be the World's anthym

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Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

FEH!!! Had to turn the mucic down...Wifey Poo is getting out of sorts...

I didn't know she was telepathic!

Here I was just sitting here thinking he better play something better or at least turn it down...and voila.

Mace

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Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

Kit'n K' Bootle , you still out there? Think Berli gave up on us...

Yep. Listening to metal MP3s with Mace. Berli went home. I'm going to the fridge for more orange juice for my vodka. Brb. =)

Kitty

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

FEH!!! Had to turn the mucic down...Wifey Poo is getting out of sorts...

I didn't know she was telepathic!

Here I was just sitting here thinking he better play something better or at least turn it down...and voila.

Mace </font>

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We need more music!

Pink - Get the Party Started

I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started

I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started

Get this party started on a Saturday night

Everybody's waitin for me to arrive

Sendin' out the message to all of my friends

We'll be lookin flashy in my Mercedes Benz

I got lotsa style, got my gold diamond rings

I can go for miles if you know what I mean

I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started

I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started

Pumpin up the volume, breakin down to the beat

Cruisin' through the west side

We'll be checkin' the scene

Boulevard is freakin' as I'm comin' up fast

I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass

Pull up to the bumper, get out of the car

License plate says Stunner #1 Superstar

I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started

I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started

Get this party started

Makin my connection as I enter the room

Everybody's chillin as I set up the groove

Pumpin' up the volume with this brand new beat

Everybody's dancin and their dancin for me

I'm your operator, you can call anytime

I'll be your connection to the party line

I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started

I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started

I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started

I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started

Get this party started

Get this party started right now

Get this party started

Get this party started

Get this party started right now

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Originally posted by dalem:

You know that guy's theory that cleavage is eye-catching because it looks like asscrack?

I say it's eye-catching because it's CLEAVAGE, DAMMIT, and cleavage needs no excuses!

What guy? What theory? He's obviously a poofta.

Mace

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Originally posted by Kitty:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

You know that guy's theory that cleavage is eye-catching because it looks like asscrack?

Ummm . . . no? *wonders who dalem's been hanging around with. Is concerened.*

Kitty </font>

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You know you're drunk when:

- You listen to Marilyn Manson all by your lonesome.

- The last group you remember from Australia worth anything was the ...oh feck it...can't remember, but it was when I was in college.

- you've already burnt yoursel twice while making sure you capitilization and whatever is correct, while smoking your wifes cigarretes.

- I am to snockered to add any more

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Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

You know that guy's theory that cleavage is eye-catching because it looks like asscrack?

Ummm . . . no? *wonders who dalem's been hanging around with. Is concerened.*

Kitty </font>

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Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

You know you're drunk when:

- The last group you remember from Australia worth anything was the ...oh feck it...can't remember, but it was when I was in college.

AC/DC, you nong!!!!!!! And after AC/DC they need not provide any other bands. AC/DC rules all!!!

*headbangs around the room again*

Kitty

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Originally posted by Kitty:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

You know you're drunk when:

- The last group you remember from Australia worth anything was the ...oh feck it...can't remember, but it was when I was in college.

AC/DC, you nong!!!!!!! And after AC/DC they need not provide any other bands. AC/DC rules all!!!

*headbangs around the room again*

No...it was some wimpy, we did the Aborigenees wrong type group...think their last CD was Blood, Oil and something else...need to dig.

Kitty </font>

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Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

I cant believe it, the sun is peeking through my back hatch...suppose I need to get some sleep soon.

Sissy la la!!!!!! Here's something to keep you awake!

AC/DC Big Balls

Well I'm upper upper class high society

God's gift to ballroom notoriety

And I always fill my ballroom

The event is never small

The social pages say I've got

The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls

I've got big balls

They're such big balls

And they're dirty big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing

My ballroom always full

And everybody cums and cums again

If your name is on the guest list

No one can take you higher

Everybody says I've got

Great balls of fire

I've got big balls

Oh I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

Dirty big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity

And some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure

They're the balls that I like best

My balls are always bouncing

To the left and to the right

It's my belief that my big balls

Should be held every night

We've got big balls

We've got big balls

We've got big balls

Dirty big balls

He's got big balls

She's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)

(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them

Oh we had such wonderful fun

Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

*headbangs around the room and spills vodka everywhere*

Kitty

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Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

No...it was some wimpy, we did the Aborigenees wrong type group...think their last CD was Blood, Oil and something else...need to dig.

Sounds like Midnight Oil. AC/DC is heaps better.

Mace

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