Kitty Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: My! My! Up early today? Yes, I awoke all alone in stranger's bedroom, not knowing how I ended up there. It was littered with severed limbs and bloody torsos. Severed heads with angry, TNT blackened marks on their foreheads, on the floor. Someone's leg stuck to the ceiling, dangling by a thread of pulverized meat . . . I surveyed the situation and got out of bed, slipping on a sea of intestines and livers on the floor. GARRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAaaaagAgHAGRRRRrrrrrrRGG! So I took what valuables I could find, made breakfast and left. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: My! My! Up early today? Yes, I awoke all alone in stranger's bedroom, not knowing how I ended up there. It was littered with severed limbs and bloody torsos. Severed heads with angry, TNT blackened marks on their foreheads, on the floor. Someone's leg stuck to the ceiling, dangling by a thread of pulverized meat . . . I surveyed the situation and got out of bed, slipping on a sea of intestines and livers on the floor. GARRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAaaaagAgHAGRRRRrrrrrrRGG! So I took what valuables I could find, made breakfast and left. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Kitty </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by Keke: Self portrait Keke ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 You know that is sooo funny. I wonder why more people don't edit quotes for comic effect? Maybe because it's so: LAME!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: My! My! Up early today? Yes, I awoke all alone in stranger's bedroom, not knowing how I ended up there. It was littered with severed limbs and bloody torsos. Severed heads with angry, TNT blackened marks on their foreheads, on the floor. Someone's leg stuck to the ceiling, dangling by a thread of pulverized meat . . . I surveyed the situation and got out of bed, slipping on a sea of intestines and livers on the floor. GARRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAaaaagAgHAGRRRRrrrrrrRGG! So I took what valuables I could find, made breakfast and left. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Kitty </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: One question. Was the sky up? GArRRRRRrrAAAAAAGrrrAGR! :mad: How the hell should I know?!?!? :mad: My eyes were glued shut by puss [sic] and dried blood! :mad: :mad: :mad: Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: You know that is sooo funny. I wonder why more people don't edit quotes for comic effect? Maybe because it's so: LAME!!!!!!!! Isn't that some sort of South American animal? Like an Alpaca? Cockmunch - where's my turn!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 I don't know Soddy. She has potential. Maybe if you worked with her. They like you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: You know that is sooo funny. I wonder why more people don't edit quotes for comic effect? Maybe because it's so: LAME!!!!!!!! Isn't that some sort of South American animal? Like an Alpaca? Cockmunch - where's my turn!! :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: You know that is sooo funny. I wonder why more people don't edit quotes for comic effect? Maybe because it's so: LAME!!!!!!!! Nahhhhhhhh <big>LAME!!!!</big> is when you tell your better half... "It's never happened before love honest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: I don't know Soddy. She has potential. Maybe if you worked with her. They like you! What a revolting thought. :mad: I'm only here for the free cheese. :mad: :mad: :mad: I'm not here to train the Peng brigade how to talk Waffle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: What a revolting thought. :mad: I'm only here for the free cheese. :mad: :mad: :mad: Maggot!!!! What good is free cheese if it's not ANGRY?!?!?! :mad: :mad: :mad: Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 It's all so very dreary, dismal... *yawn*... and predictable. Like pumping up a toad and letting it collapse again. And with every wheeze or fetid, inconsequential flop, the world spins and the tides turn to an occasional, half-heard wimper. Yeknod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Dunderpates. :mad: You owe me a turn Nevermind! :mad: You'll get yours Snarker -- I don't know how it happened but I'm sure you had something to do with it. When I do get it going again, your puss-filled slithering Krauts will be fried and fried again like they were the main dish at a Taco Bell. :mad: I'll laugh as their eyes bulge and explode in a gooey paste from the boiling hot heat in Inferno!! :mad: Oh the humanniteeee!! "Please stop Axe," you'll whimper, standing in urine-soaked trousers. "Your TNT chucking skills are too much for me to handle." Ha! That's when the red-hot bayonets are driven home into their swollen maggot-filled bellies! :mad: GAGR GRA G RAGGGGAR GG AR GARGRAG !!! How do you like that Kraut boy? Want some more?!?!? I DIDN'T THINK SO!!! :mad: :mad: I hate you all!!!!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: It's all so very dreary, dismal... *yawn*... and predictable. Like pumping up a toad and letting it collapse again. And with every wheeze or fetid, inconsequential flop, the world spins and the tides turn to an occasional, half-heard wimper. Yeknod Ere. Piss off! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Dunderpates. :mad: You owe me a turn Nevermind! :mad: You'll get yours Snarker -- I don't know how it happened but I'm sure you had something to do with it. When I do get it going again, your puss-filled slithering Krauts will be fried and fried again like they were the main dish at a Taco Bell. :mad: I'll laugh as their eyes bulge and explode in a gooey paste from the boiling hot heat in Inferno!! :mad: Oh the humanniteeee!! "Please stop Axe," you'll whimper, standing in urine-soaked trousers. "Your TNT chucking skills are too much for me to handle." Ha! That's when the red-hot bayonets are driven home into their swollen maggot-filled bellies! :mad: GAGR GRA G RAGGGGAR GG AR GARGRAG !!! How do you like that Kraut boy? Want some more?!?!? I DIDN'T THINK SO!!! :mad: :mad: I hate you all!!!!! :mad: This post rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: I'm not here to train the Peng brigade how to talk Waffle. As if.. Hell you couldn't train a monkey to lick it's arse.... :eek: You know Soddy..if you're short of a few vowels you can always borrow some consonants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: It's all so very dreary, dismal... Yet......you're here. I'm sorry, did someone invite you? Force you to post here with a gun to your head? Offer you cash? What on earth would make you come slumming here? Chowderhead. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: It's all so very dreary, dismal... *yawn*... and predictable. Like pumping up a toad You do what to toads?!?!?! *concerned* :mad: Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Boo Radley -- putting the rear in rear-guard action since 2001. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: Yeknod Ere. Piss off! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Yes... I suppose I could release me bladder but it just ain't exciting enough... I suppose the alliterative emoticons did cause a stir. Nothing else did... and I gave up after the third one... Yeknod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: You do what to toads?!?!?! *concerned* :mad: Kitty You should see what he does with the rubber gnome... On second thoughts Kitty you really wouldn't want to.... the mere thought of it kept me awake all night.. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: I'm sorry, did someone invite you? Force you to post here with a gun to your head? Offer you cash? What on earth would make you come slumming here? Chowderhead. :mad: I suppose its the attraction of yer vast, endless expanses... like yer prairies or yer ice-flows. *sniff*... the endless wastes of flat, boring, banality with the odd outcrop of emoticon to add the odd contrast. Yeknod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: You should see what he does with the rubber gnome... So that's what he calls his little fella then? I'm glad he's practicing safe sex. =) Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: I'm sorry, did someone invite you? Force you to post here with a gun to your head? Offer you cash? What on earth would make you come slumming here? Chowderhead. :mad: I suppose its the attraction of yer vast, endless expanses... like yer prairies or yer ice-flows. *sniff*... the endless wastes of flat, boring, banality with the odd outcrop of emoticon to add the odd contrast. Yeknod </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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