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CMAK-themed Christmas Carols


Kozure

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This will probably get dumped into Off-Topic pretty quickly, but I thought I'd give it a chance here.

Christmas carol tunes with CMAK themes...

I'll start:

PANZER BELLS

Dashing through the sand

In a Panzer III Ausf L

50/L60 at my command

Blowing them all to He**

Shells off turrets ring

Making sphincters tight

Oh what fun it is to sing

The Panzer Lied tonight!

(chorus)

Oh... Af-ri-ka, Af-ri-ka

Itali-an cam-paign

Oh what fun it is to jump

in a parassault on Crete

Af-ri-ka, Af-ri-ka

Itali-an cam-paign

Oh what fun it is to jump

in a parassault on Crete!

A day or two ago,

I had not got my mail

Being CMAK-less laid me low

To the heavens I did rail!

But now I've got the game

My hard drive is getting hot

The Aussies I must tame

Before my men get shot

(repeat chorus)

A day or two ago

I glided into Crete

My 'jagers boldy go

Their cruel fate for to meet

The Kiwis were standing by

At Point 107 they joined the fray

I thought I was to die

But then they slipped away

(repeat chorus)

Now the ground is green

I'm fighting in the "Boot"

The Canucks, they sure are mean

At Shermans I must shoot

Just get a Tiger tank

Eighty-eight mike-mike is his gun

Just don't let them flank

And then you'll have some fun!

(repeat chorus)

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(Sung to the tune 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen')

I've never decorated my

apartment for the season.

An aging crusty bachelor,

I never had a reason.

If I'm now acting jolly

it's 'cause CMAK's the reason.

Ooh oh tiding of arid sand terrain

that's my refrain.

Ooh oh tidings of arid sand terrain.

[ December 16, 2003, 03:27 PM: Message edited by: MikeyD ]

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Originally posted by MikeyD:

(Sung to the tune 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen')

I've never decorated my

apartment for the season.

An aging crusty bachelor,

I never had a reason.

If I'm now acting jolly

it's 'cause CMAK's the reason.

Ooh oh tiding of arid sand terrain

that's my refrain.

Ooh oh tidings of arid sand terrain.

Hmm someones been spending a little too much time modding... take a break for an hour or two, and then get back to work! :D
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(sung again to the tune 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)

The traffic sucks, the lines are long,

I'd like this Christmas more

If this big push to buy the perfect gift

weren't such a bore.

We know, except for CMAK,

our gifts the will deplore!

Ooh oh tiding of Xmas morning trash

At least CMAK's worth the cash!

Ooh oh tidings of Xmas morning trash!

(now I'm starting to frighten myself! ;) )

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O Frühlingswind

To the tune of "O Tannenbaum"

O Frühlingswind! O Frühlingswind!

Of all the demos, you are the best;

O Frühlingswind! O Frühlingswind!

Of all the demos, you are the best;

Not only dust when tankers scoot

But also clouds when gunners shoot

O Frühlingswind! O Frühlingswind!

Of all the demos, you are the best!

O Frühlingswind! O Frühlingswind!

Much pleasure can'st thou give me;

O Frühlingswind! O Frühlingswind!

Much pleasure can'st thou give me;

The Afrika Korps attack at dawn

Grants and Shermans stretch and yawn

O Frühlingswind! O Frühlingswind!

Much pleasure can'st thou give me!

O Frühlingswind! O Frühlingswind!

What fun I have with CMAK

O Frühlingswind! O Frühlingswind!

What fun I have with CMAK

Shots richochet off the Amis' rides

Thank goodness that the wadi hides

O Frühlingswind! O Frühlingswind!

What fun I have with CMAK

O Frühlingswind! O Frühlingswind!

Of all the demos, you are the best;

O Frühlingswind! O Frühlingswind!

Of all the demos, you are the best;

I fought to the mosque, the Yankees flee

Too many burning hulks behind of me

O Frühlingswind! O Frühlingswind!

Of all the demos, you are the best!

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