_Axe_ Posted August 24, 2004 Author Share Posted August 24, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: Frustrated, eh? MAGGOT!!!!! If you could chuck TNT you wouldn't be such a non-TNT chucker now, would you???? Bwahaha!!!! On the funny side (for you, anyway) a humonguous container of liquid detergent fell off the dryer onto my well check valve and cracked it. So now it sprays a rooster tail of water everytime the pressure tank engages. And a leeeetle water with three gallons of concentrated detergent makes for a fun clean up. Kudos to my wife for unwittingly setting this whole Candid Camera episode up. :mad: :mad: :mad: Now if only some bleach would accidentally pour down your throat, I would be a happy man. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Dave Aitch is a skulking skulker He skulks upon my map And if he ever gives up skulkiiiiiiinnnnnnggggg... I'll give him such a SLAP! Chorus Oh, Dave Aitch, Dave Aitch Such a skulking churl. Dave Aitch, Dave Aitch. Chucks TNT like a girl! Dave Aitch hugs the map edge With his bum way off in space Dave Aitch hugs the map edge In a dress made out of lace! (Everybody) Oh, Dave Aitch, Dave Aitch Such a skulking churl. Dave Aitch, Dave Aitch. Chucks TNT like a girl! Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 What the crap? Boo take your Gnome-induced, feckin jolly ole sing-a-long back to <font size = -2 font color = pink>peng</font> land and be done with ye. Call customer disservice now to find out why the maggoty bits you maggots sent aren't getting through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 e-mail working again. Turns back to Axe2121 and Wallybob. Special hate to Watson & Crick after dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 GRGGRAAAAARGH!!!!! I AM HOMEOWNER!!! See me fix things I never knew existed and cheat the plumber of $90 plus parts. :mad: :mad: :mad: Outrageous maggot with outrageous prices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 25, 2004 Author Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: GRGGRAAAAARGH!!!!! I AM HOMEOWNER!!! See me fix things I never knew existed and cheat the plumber of $90 plus parts. :mad: :mad: :mad: Outrageous maggot with outrageous prices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: GRGGRAAAAARGH!!!!! I AM HOMEOWNER!!! See me fix things I never knew existed and cheat the plumber of $90 plus parts. :mad: :mad: :mad: Outrageous maggot with outrageous prices. "Plumber" Snarker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Snarker Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: GRGGRAAAAARGH!!!!! I AM HOMEOWNER!!! See me fix things I never knew existed and cheat the plumber of $90 plus parts. :mad: :mad: :mad: Outrageous maggot with outrageous prices. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 25, 2004 Author Share Posted August 25, 2004 Well, tough day today. Assignment at Canadian Forces Base Borden at 9 a.m. for 30 minutes. Then I have to play golf in the local Chamber of Commerce tournament but the shotgun start isn't until noon. What to do, what to do....wait a minute. That looks like Borden's military museum. And what't that next to it? Why I do believe it's a tank park. It's tough being me today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Well, tough day today. Assignment at Canadian Forces Base Borden at 9 a.m. for 30 minutes. Then I have to play golf in the local Chamber of Commerce tournament but the shotgun start isn't until noon. What to do, what to do....wait a minute. That looks like Borden's military museum. And what't that next to it? Why I do believe it's a tank park. It's tough being me today. Somehow, I think you'll suffer through. Although the part about being you would be extremely rough on a day to day basis. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 25, 2004 Author Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Well, tough day today. Assignment at Canadian Forces Base Borden at 9 a.m. for 30 minutes. Then I have to play golf in the local Chamber of Commerce tournament but the shotgun start isn't until noon. What to do, what to do....wait a minute. That looks like Borden's military museum. And what't that next to it? Why I do believe it's a tank park. It's tough being me today. Somehow, I think you'll suffer through. Although the part about being you would be extremely rough on a day to day basis. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Well, tough day today. Assignment at Canadian Forces Base Borden at 9 a.m. for 30 minutes. Then I have to play golf in the local Chamber of Commerce tournament but the shotgun start isn't until noon. What to do, what to do....wait a minute. That looks like Borden's military museum. And what't that next to it? Why I do believe it's a tank park. It's tough being me today. Your day today. The golf outing. You will shank mulitiple shots, striking your boss, the chief of police and the mayor-not to mention all the gophers (Cruelty to animals will be calling you tomorrow). Your golf cart will roll off a hill and into a lake, sinking faster and deeper than the Titanic. Hopefully you will be in it. IF you do make it to the tank museum, you will stumble onto the live firing range. We can only hope the gunners are accurate. :mad: All the more reason why nobody wants to be you. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: That's right. True geniuses suffer daily. :mad: Well, that means you never suffered a day in your life, Mr. Happy Maggot. But you do make us suffer daily by your mere existance. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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