_Axe_ Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 O TNT, O TNT, How lovely is thy molteness. O TNT, O TNT, How lovely is thy molteness. It's red and orange when summer days are bright: It's red and orange when winter snow is white. O TNT, O TNT, How lovely is thy molteness. (Oops. Almost forgot. :mad: ) [ December 20, 2003, 07:22 PM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 O TNT! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free! From far and wide, O TNT, we stand on guard for thee. God keep our land glorious and free! O TNT, we stand on guard for thee. O TNT, we stand on guard for thee. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Our land, our land, our TNT, Sound loud, O name of worth! No mount that meets the heaven's band, No hidden vale, no wavewashed strand, Is loved, as is our native North, Our own forefathers' earth. Thy blossom, in the bud laid low, Yet ripened shall upspring. See! From our love once more shall grow Thy light, thy joy, thy hope, thy glow! And clearer yet one day shall ring The song our land shall sing. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 21, 2003 Author Share Posted December 21, 2003 That's the spirit!! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: That's the spirit!! :mad: :mad: The reason I'm posting here is that I drank all of my spirits!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
................................... Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 God save our TNT, Long live our TNT, God save TNT, Make it uproarious, Foe bound and glorious, Terribly slaughterous, God save TNT :mad: :mad: [ December 20, 2003, 08:05 PM: Message edited by: Pheasant Plucker ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 21, 2003 Author Share Posted December 21, 2003 Originally posted by Pheasant Plucker: God save our TNT, Long live our TNT, God save TNT, Make it uproarious, Foe bound and glorious, Terribly slaughterous, God save TNT :mad: :mad: That's quite angry for only 48 posts. :mad: :mad: I think you'll fit in fine maggot. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 TNT-chuckers all let us rejoice, For we are young and free, We've golden soil and wealth for toil; Our home is girt by sea; Our land abounds in nature's gifts Of beauty rich and rare; In history's page, let every stage Advance TNT-chucker fair. In joyful strains then let us sing, "Advance TNT-chucker Fair." :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: O TNT, O TNT, How lovely is thy molteness. O TNT, O TNT, How lovely is thy molteness. It's red and orange when summer days are bright: It's red and orange when winter snow is white. O TNT, O TNT, How lovely is thy molteness. (Oops. Almost forgot. :mad: ) You mispelled "moltenness", you pig-bladder brained ventriloquist's dummy. And when are you going to tell me which scenario you want to play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
................................... Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 This stuff is quite funny after a few liquid refreshments, here's a more festive offering: Silent night, tedious night, All is calm, boring as sh*te, Round yon PBEM opponent so riled, Opens a turn file slender yet wild, And is slathered in heavenly TNT, Slathered in heavenly TNT. Noisy night, hellish night, Opponents quake at the sight, Venom streams from keyboards afar, Limbs flying off, sing alleluia, TNT the saviour is born, TNT the saviour is born. Exploding night, violent night, Son of a bitch, that was a fright, Radiant blasts from thy bloody great gun, Vaporised enemies, oh what such fun, TNT lord of the earth ( 3x ) :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 21, 2003 Author Share Posted December 21, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: You mispelled "moltenness", you pig-bladder brained ventriloquist's dummy. And when are you going to tell me which scenario you want to play? Their are know ruels in hear yue lozer. :mad: I would like something from Crete, you cretin. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Ode to Goodale O friends, not these sounds! Let us chuck up something more pleasant, full of 'splodyness. TNT, beautiful divine spark, Daughter of Elysium, We enter, drunk with fire, O heavenly one, your holy shrine. Your magic once again blows apart With lips and faced divided, All Mankind become maggots With their crispy lips blown away. He who has the great good fortune To be friend to TNT, He who has :mad: :mad: :mad: , Let him mix his TNT with ours! Yes--and whoever has but one :mad: Somewhere in the world to call his own! And he who cannot :mad: , let him peng away, Weeping, out of maggot company. TNT is drunk by every waffler From Goodale's breast; Every good one, every bad one Follows his 'splody pathway. he gave us TNT, and musical dildoes, And one friend, tried unto death; Even to the maggot TNT is given, and the waffler stands before Goodale. Gladly, as his limbs fly through The magnificent plan of the heavens, chuck, my brothers, your own course Angrily, like Goodale off to conquest. Let TNT embrace you, O millions! This kiss is for the whole world! Brothers, above the starry firmament An ANGRY Goodale must surely dwell. Do you fall down, O millions? Are you aware of your Creator, maggots? Seek Him above the starry firmament! For above the stars Goodale dwells! [ December 20, 2003, 09:19 PM: Message edited by: 86smopuim ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: I would like something from Crete, you cretin. :mad: My dear Laxetive, There are two scenarios that Rune gave me. One is labeled "The Rats Strike Back", (obviously a treatise on you and your little friends) and the other is called "Vines and Vinyards". I don't know if either of them are set in Crete. Or if they're even set in concrete (hee-hee-hee! I'm so amusing!) I'll send you the latter. Boo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 21, 2003 Author Share Posted December 21, 2003 Originally posted by 86smopuim: TNT is drunk by every waffler From Goodale's breast; My vote for most disturbing post of 2003. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 21, 2003 Author Share Posted December 21, 2003 To all a goodnight. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 GRRRRRAAAAARGHHGGHGGHG!!!!!! POETRY???? LOTS OF POETRY???? :mad: :mad: Where's the Cheery Waffle thread? The growling and TNT chucking in plain, simple english? All the :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: ??? Peng thread is third from the left, don't let the door smack you in the a$$ on the way out. Maggots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Okay, so I have crashed and burned in my very first CMAK PBEM! So what else is new? Jim Boggs and his gamey Italians absolutely shredded my pitiful Brits in Clash of Titans. For some reason my guns seemed to attract Italian hits by the dozen. Almost half of my guns were knocked out in the first three or four turns. As time went on, gamey Jim then knocked the armor out, getting some really nice explosions in the process. On the bright side, my surviving tank crews spent most of the scenario hiding at the wadi, so they won't be thirsty for a while. Speaking of gamey Jim, your question in the other thread said, and I quote <font size=4>"IF</font size=4> two peacocks lay two eggs in two days". Don't come skulking back later and say that peacocks don't lay eggs. Unlike the other maggots and <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> mental midgets here, I'm perfectly aware that peahens lay eggs - not that anyone cares. :eek: Soddball, has the pace picked up in your game with Seanachai, or is he still doing the MasterGoodale shuffle to avoid sending turns? Mike, I'll have to call my internet provider and ask why your e-mails are now coming through. I thought I had you screened out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 :mad: :mad: :mad: Monty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 I am a TNT chucker I'm a TNT chuckers son, I'll be chucking TNT until the TNT chucker comes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Guys, guys, guuys - this is NT the MG thread of Cheery waffle - OK - I mean the title lackes the appropriate words, and it starts with poetry for heaven's sake - it's just a bit of detritus that has exploded out - shrapnel if you will. Much like spillage from the <small>pool</small>, only more immediately deadly and not so smelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Boo Radley: Dear Smeg-fairy, -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROFL *high fives* Hey, now he's attacking Mace in the "What is the Appropriate Punishment" forum. Kitty Hmm Ganging on me are we??? :mad: BRING IT ON! And what the hell is ROFL?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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