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Originally posted by rune:

Lady Moraine

May I suggest you contact your fellow member of House Rune, none other then No Good Cavscout and ask about cheese. He, habitating in the land of Cheese, being a true cheesehead will know of Cheese Shops. Perhaps a *boot* from his Lord may give him incentive to send you some smoked cheese. however, if he does so, I FULLY expect a taunt, along with a little heel digging into the back of both Boo and Emrys.

Rune

Dear lover of Velveeta,

You are a mincing mincer who wears tight striped shirts and a beret around the house, wishing you were French.

How do you live with the shame?

Boo

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Phil Collins A Groovy Kind Of Love

Featured on the soundtrack of "Buster", 1988

When I'm feeling blue, all I have to do

Is take a look at you, then I'm not so blue

When you're close to me, I can feel your heart beat

I can hear you breathing near my ear

Wouldn't you agree, baby you and me got a groovy kind of love

Anytime you want to you can turn me onto

Anything you want to, anytime at all

When I kiss your lips, ooh I start to shiver

Can't control the quivering inside

Wouldn't you agree, baby you and me got a groovy kind of love, oh

When I'm feeling blue, all I have to do

Is take a look at you, then I'm not so blue

When I'm in your arms, nothing seems to matter

My whole world could shatter, I don't care

Wouldn't you agree, baby you and me got a groovy kind of love

We got a groovy kind of love

We got a groovy kind of love.....

*Twitch*

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Eisbär by Grauzone

Eisbär - Eisbär

kaltes Eis

kaltes Eis.

Eisbär - Eisbär - oh

Eisbär.

Ich möchte ein Eisbär sein im kalten Polar

dann müßte ich nicht mehr schrei'n

alles wär' so klar.

Ich möchte ein Eisbär sein im kalten Polar

dann müßte ich nicht mehr schrei'n

alles wär' so klar.

Ich möchte ein Eisbär sein im kalten Polar

dann müßte ich nicht mehr schrei'n

alles wär' so klar.

Ich möchte ein Eisbär sein im kalten Polar

dann müßte ich nicht mehr schrei'n

alles wär' so klar.

Eisbär'n müssen nie weinen

Eisbär'n müssen nie weinen

Eisbär'n müssen nie weinen

Eisbär'n müssen nie weinen.

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Originally posted by rleete:

You know, I was always a Genesis fan, even when Phil took over lead. Right up until the last comercialized silliness.

But that one? *Bleauuurg!*

And there are thousands our there who would agree with you roger.. moi.. I was never a Genisis fan but "Groovy kinda Love" has always been a fav of mine..
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Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below:

Verbal Flatulence....

Dear RegularAnalGuy.

As you hail from the land that time, and the rest of the world forgot, you would need to understand that the Yanks have satelites that can see your perversions in your fields....the saying that sheep in New Zeeelund are nervous, always, is a given. </font>

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Originally posted by **YK2**:

You're only as old as you feel...

Holy crap! In that case I should be on my death bed (no comments from the peanut gallery).

Chasing a teething 9 month old who is learning to crawl does that to you.

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after only 9 months of chasing your kid you feel like you should be on your death bed!!!

I hate to say this roger... but I fear there's no hope for you!!!

You got like another 17yrs at least...

*smiles*

Like I said... crank up that music.. if you can't beat them, join them...

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Originally posted by **YK2**:

Phil Collins A Groovy Kind Of Love

Featured on the soundtrack of "Buster", 1988

When I'm feeling blue, all I have to do

Is take a look at you, then I'm not so blue

When you're close to me, I can feel your heart beat

I can hear you breathing near my ear

Wouldn't you agree, baby you and me got a groovy kind of love

Anytime you want to you can turn me onto

Anything you want to, anytime at all

When I kiss your lips, ooh I start to shiver

Can't control the quivering inside

Wouldn't you agree, baby you and me got a groovy kind of love, oh

When I'm feeling blue, all I have to do

Is take a look at you, then I'm not so blue

When I'm in your arms, nothing seems to matter

My whole world could shatter, I don't care

Wouldn't you agree, baby you and me got a groovy kind of love

We got a groovy kind of love

We got a groovy kind of love.....

*Twitch*

Phil Collins???

No wonder you're twitching. That song was released as a single back in 1965, before Phil Collins ever picked up a drumstick.

Michael

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Originally posted by rune:

I've been married 19 years...

Rune

How do we know that? Every time any of us come over, you tell us 'she's working'.

Bet she's buried in the basement. Berli and I both noticed how you didn't show us the basement. Believe me, in most homes, the basement is the first place they take us.

What have you told your kids? That she ran off with the postman, and that they're not allowed in the basement because the floor's unsafe due to moles?

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:

*readies the buckets, then fetches the mop*

I have a better idea. Why not just shove Boo out the door and let nature take its course. Saves on the mopping that way, and who knows, maybe the cacti will like that kind of stuff.

Michael </font>

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'Struth! That's some weird ****e!

I was just after reading a thread that suggested that me and Michael Emrys were the same person!

Ha! That would be a bit of a lookout, eh? That me and Emrys could both post so long, and endlessly, and often so eruditely in different ways, and turn out to be not one satirical, well-spoken, humorous and knowledgeable, if somewhat short and stout, individual, and also another older, crustier, ironical, smiling gibbering groggish sort of guy? Eh?

End of story!

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Originally posted by Sir 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:

You were going to say something else, perhaps, 37mm?

Only that you’ve shot my fecking cilice belt!

I expect either a new one OR a damn good thrashing soon! </font>

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Originally posted by rleete:

You know, I was always a Genesis fan, even when Phil took over lead. Right up until the last comercialized silliness.

But that one? *Bleauuurg!*

You liked Phil Collins?

Why don't you just take off your bloody underwear and wear it on your head like a hat?

At least then honest people going to work would recognize you for what you are...

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