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Originally posted by Hans:

[] Without explaining why could someone provide me with the names of the principals in the battlefront company and who were the cursed individuals included in the "horsemen of the apocalypse"?

(nicknames ok for both)

Hans []

I have been dubbed pestilence, please use my nickname in whatever project you are cooking up, however - Gaylord Focker.

Thanks.

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All this attention for the arrogant Horsemen, and now Rune's getting strokes as well? Bah! Why, it was only the actions of my Mortal Enemy Cabron66 and myself that even revealed the existence of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso!

But who ever remembers us, eh? No one!

I wish I had those Apocalypso buggers here right now, I'd give them all a horsewhipping!

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But who ever remembers us, eh? No one!
I did - all the time while you were gone. I was wondering - why only 30 days. Why not go the whole nine yards and get rid of that troublesome little dwarf for ever.

But I decided to not hang you out to dry. Yet.

Now send me an email you looser (sic!).

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

But who ever remembers us, eh? No one!

Better count yourself lucky then. If the Powers That Rule the Universe ever took notice of you, they would doubtlessly reach for a flyswatter.

I wish I had those Apocalypso buggers here right now, I'd give them all a horsewhipping!
[snort]

Since when were you ever capable of whipping even a horsefly, eh?

Famine

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heeed not these dread voices! for there is only the one horseman and be him WAR!

..be him, be him...sounds a little contrived but NEVERTHELESS be him there shall only BE. umm. and HE be ANDREAS. yes WAR there be and NO other. the foul tounge'es shall not thee heeed. for PESTILANCE, FAMINE and DEATH are but handmaidens to the alll consumind WAR.

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Give me back my broken nights

my mirrored room, my secret life

it's lonely here,

there's no one left to torture

Give me absolute control

over every living soul

And lie beside me, baby,

that's an order!

Give me crack and anal sex

Take the only tree that's left

and stuff it up the hole

in your culture

Give me back the Berlin wall

give me Stalin and St Paul

I've seen the future, brother:

it is murder.

Things are going to slide, slide in all directions

Won't be nothing

Nothing you can measure anymore

The blizzard, the blizzard of the world

has crossed the threshold

and it has overturned

the order of the soul

When they said REPENT REPENT

I wonder what they meant

When they said REPENT REPENT

I wonder what they meant

When they said REPENT REPENT

I wonder what they meant.

You don't know me from the wind

you never will, you never did

I'm the little jew

who wrote the Bible

I've seen the nations rise and fall

I've heard their stories, heard them all

but love's the only engine of survival

Your servant here, he has been told

to say it clear, to say it cold:

It's over, it ain't going

any further

And now the wheels of heaven stop

you feel the devil's riding crop

Get ready for the future:

it is murder.

Things are going to slide, slide in all directions

Won't be nothing

Nothing you can measure anymore

The blizzard, the blizzard of the world

has crossed the threshold

and it has overturned

the order of the soul

When they said REPENT REPENT

I wonder what they meant

When they said REPENT REPENT

I wonder what they meant

When they said REPENT REPENT

I wonder what they meant.

There'll be the breaking of the ancient

western code

Your private life will suddenly explode

There'll be phantoms

There'll be fires on the road

and the white man dancing

You'll see a woman

hanging upside down

her features covered by her fallen gown

and all the lousy little poets

coming round

tryin' to sound like Charlie Manson

and the white man dancin'.

Give me back the Berlin wall

Give me Stalin and St Paul

Give me Christ

or give me Hiroshima

Destroy another fetus now

We don't like children anyhow

I've seen the future, baby:

it is murder.

Things are going to slide, slide in all directions

Won't be nothing

Nothing you can measure anymore

The blizzard, the blizzard of the world

has crossed the threshold

and it has overturned

the order of the soul

When they said REPENT REPENT

I wonder what they meant

When they said REPENT REPENT

I wonder what they meant

When they said REPENT REPENT

I wonder what they meant.

'The Future'

-Leonard Cohen

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Terry Pratchett

35 million books sold worldwide. Twenty four novels in the Discworld series. Web search will reveal all for those unenlightened as yet.

You can read a wee short story here, in one of 19 languages.

http://www.ie.lspace.org/books/dawcn/

Sample humour:

He nodded to the troll which was employed by the Drum as a splatter [footnote: Like a bouncer, but trolls use more force].

-- Nobby takes Carrot for a drink in The Mended Drum (Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!)

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