**YK2** Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 *Munches on her weetabix and sliced banana* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 In the Mace household, boxes of cereal must die as a sacrifice to breakfast. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: In the Mace household, boxes of cereal must die as a sacrifice to breakfast. Mace In the Mace household, they're sacrificed atop a pile of empty beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 Arrrr! And now, a Scottish Pirate Love Song! Arrr! I was after a prize with lust in me eyes when what should before me I see but a fair Scottish ship with some sass to her jib just a sauntering over the sea 'I'll board her', I cried And hove along side she was cutting the waves like a dove with pomade in me hair I met her stern stare And I proffered me piratey love She smiled most sweetly and then turned to meet me Said 'sir Pirate, what would you here?' I said 'a kiss! would not be amiss' And I grappled with ruddy good cheer 'A kiss', she replied 'you shall not be denied' And she lowered her eyes as if coy Then she splattered me nose like a trodden on rose cried: 'a glasgow kiss for you, boy!' blinded with pain and her forceful disdain I staggered about like a drunk she brought up her knee to that part of me where me legs gathered into me trunk I fell at her feet (Even they smelled quite sweet) And I assumed the fetal position She put in the boot they were leather, and cute and belabored me with her derision 'I love a good pirate there's none can deny it' She told me twixt blows to my groin But I know in my marrow It'd best be Jack Sparrow if a kiss they think to purloin So to pirates wherever I tell them it's better to make sure a Scotswoman's willing Or you'll sail to despair and the loss of your pair And she'll sail right on to your killing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Arrrr! And now, a Scottish Pirate Love Song! Arrr! I was after a prize with lust in me eyes when what should before me I see but a fair Scottish ship with some sass to her jib just a sauntering over the sea 'I'll board her', I cried And hove along side she was cutting the waves like a dove with pomade in me hair I met her stern stare And I proffered me piratey love She smiled most sweetly and then turned to meet me Said 'sir Pirate, what would you here?' I said 'a kiss! would not be amiss' And I grappled with ruddy good cheer 'A kiss', she replied 'you shall not be denied' And she lowered her eyes as if coy Then she splattered me nose like a trodden on rose cried: 'a glasgow kiss for you, boy!' blinded with pain and her forceful disdain I staggered about like a drunk she brought up her knee to that part of me where me legs gathered into me trunk I fell at her feet (Even they smelled quite sweet) And I assumed the fetal position She put in the boot they were leather, and cute and belabored me with her derision 'I love a good pirate there's none can deny it' She told me twixt blows to my groin But I know in my marrow It'd best be Jack Sparrow if a kiss they think to purloin So to pirates wherever I tell them it's better to make sure a Scotswoman's willing Or you'll sail to despair and the loss of your pair And she'll sail right on to your killing! Ah! Been taking lessons from Dalem on how to versify? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: 'A kiss', she replied 'you shall not be denied' And she lowered her eyes as if coy Then she splattered me nose like a trodden on rose cried: 'a glasgow kiss for you, boy!' blinded with pain and her forceful disdain I staggered about like a drunk she brought up her knee to that part of me where me legs gathered into me trunk I fell at her feet (Even they smelled quite sweet) And I assumed the fetal position She put in the boot they were leather, and cute and belabored me with her derision *sigh* That was beautiful, that was. Reminded me of Kitty. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Reminded me of KittyYeah... Love is like a red, red rose... Ok, the rose used to be white, but after she beat you with it, it was stained red with your blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Ok, the rose used to be white, but after she beat you with it, it was stained red with your blood Yeh, they had to surgically remove it. Took me some time before I wasn't walking with splayed legs afterwards. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Spill The Wine Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl I was once out strolling one very hot summer's day When I thought I'd lay myself down to rest in a big field of tall grass I lay there in the sun and felt it caressing my face And I fell asleep and dreamed I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie And that I was the star of the movie This really blew my mind, the fact that me, an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome should be the star of a Hollywood movie But there I was, I was taken to a place, the hall of the mountain kings I stood high upon a mountain top, naked to the world In front of every kind of girl, there was black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones... Out of the middle came a lady She whispered in my ear something crazy She said: Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl I thought to myself what could that mean Am I going crazy or is this just a dream Now, wait a minute I know I'm lying in a field of grass somewhere so it's all in my head and then.. I heard her say one more time: Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back As she disappeared, but soon she returned In her hand was a bottle of wine, in the other, a glass She poured some of the wine from the bottle into the glass And raised it to her lips And just before she drank it, she said: Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl -- Eric Burdon and War Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 One Tin Soldier Listen, children, to a story That was written long ago, 'Bout a kingdom on a mountain And the valley-folk below. On the mountain was a treasure Buried deep beneath the stone, And the valley-people swore They'd have it for their very own. Go ahead and hate your neighbor, Go ahead and cheat a friend. Do it in the name of Heaven, You can justify it in the end. There won't be any trumpets blowing Come the judgement day, On the bloody morning after.... One tin soldier rides away. So the people of the valley Sent a message up the hill, Asking for the buried treasure, Tons of gold for which they'd kill. Came an answer from the kingdom, "With our brothers we will share All the secrets of our mountain, All the riches buried there." Go ahead and hate your neighbor, Go ahead and cheat a friend. Do it in the name of Heaven, You can justify it in the end. There won't be any trumpets blowing Come the judgement day, On the bloody morning after.... One tin soldier rides away. Now the valley cried with anger, "Mount your horses! Draw your sword!" And they killed the mountain-people, So they won their just reward. Now they stood beside the treasure, On the mountain, dark and red. Turned the stone and looked beneath it... "Peace on Earth" was all it said. Go ahead and hate your neighbor, Go ahead and cheat a friend. Do it in the name of Heaven, You can justify it in the end. There won't be any trumpets blowing Come the judgement day, On the bloody morning after.... One tin soldier rides away. Go ahead and hate your neighbor, Go ahead and cheat a friend. Do it in the name of Heaven, You can justify it in the end. There won't be any trumpets blowing Come the judgement day, On the bloody morning after.... One tin soldier rides away. -- Coven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Sunny Afternoon The taxman's taken all my dough and left me in my stately home lazing on a sunny afternoon. And I can't sail my yacht he's taken ev'rything I've got; all I've got's this sunny afternoon. Save me save me save me from this squeeze I've got a big fat momma tyin' to break me. And I love to live so pleasantly live this life of luxury: lazing on a sunny afternoon in Summertime in summertime in summertime. My girlfriend's gone off with my car and gone back to her ma and pa telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty. Now I'm sitting here sipping at my icecold beer lazing on a sunny afternoon. Help me help me help me sail away you give me two good reasons why I ought to stay. 'Cos I love to live so pleasantly live this life of luxury: lazing on a sunny afternoon in Summertime in summertime in summertime. -- The Kinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: All Western Red States north of Oklahoma will be depopulated by driving all the inhabitants south into Texas.Serve 'em both right! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Speedy: You can crash here tonight just so long as you bring enough assorted alcohol for everyone. I have a two year old bottle of schnapps that's still one-third full. I drink slowly. Well wouldn't you drink slowly too if the strongest thing you had in the house was schnapps? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I may have to state it more emphatically: Nothing is either good or bad, but pork makes it so. DEAD PIG FOR EVERYONE! IT'S HOLIDAY! I cooked up a pork roast night before last and ate hugely of it. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: ...but GARLIC, PEPPERS, ONIONS, AND FRIED POTATOES!!!!!!!! and for brekkie... *eek* *Shudder* Well, perhaps a nice plate of tacos then? Yum! I love Mexican food for breakfast. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I cooked up a pork roast night before last and ate hugely of it.Last night's experiment... Ok, this is for a crock pot, and the amounts are what I used (and it fills a 6 qt crock pot)... smaller batches are doable 4 pounds Pork Loin (cut into 1" squares) 1 Onion (chopped) 3 Bell Peppers (cut into whatever size you like... I did about 1" hunks) 3 Tomatos (again, cut to prefered size... I did about 1" hunks) 3 tsp salt 4 tsp Paprika (Hungarian... Spanish is just red food coloring) 1 cup Sour Cream Water Into the crock pot goes the pork. Add water, but don't cover the pork... if you do, you'll get soup (I did, and that wasn't necessarily a bad thing). Over the pork add the onions, peppers, tomatos, salt & paprika. Cook on low for 10 hours. About a half hour before its done add the sour cream and stir it in. Serve on noodles, rice, Spatzel or Hungarian dumplings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: *Munches on her weetabix and sliced banana* Ugh! Get away from my table with that...that...HEALTHY FOOD DAMMIT!!! What are you trying to do, kill me by delivering a shock to my system? Quick, Macie, first aid! Beer! Even one of those awful Aussie beers! Anything! ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Sunny AfternoonFor some reason, that song has been going through my mind for the last couple of days. I used to hate it when it first came out. Now...I don't know... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Time for a stoner anthem... Don't Step On The Grass, Sam Staring at the boob tube Turning up the big nob Trying to find life in the wasteland Searching for a program Gonna deal with mary jane Ready for a trip to the head land Obnoxious Joe comes on the screen Along with his guest self-rightous SAM Some old guy who doesn't count His hair and clothes are much to out Pushin' back his glasses SAM says He was elected by the masses With that in mind He starts to unwind A viscous attack upon the grasses It's mean and evil, wicked and nasty Don't step on the grass, SAM It will ruin our fair country Don't be such an ass, SAM It will hook your sons and daughters Your so full of ****, SAM All will pay who disagree with me Disinformation Joe and SAM Feedin' it to the nation But the one that didn't count Counted'em out Exposing all their false quotations Faced by an awkward situation It's all they had to save the day It's mean and evil, wicked and nasty Don't step on the grass, SAM It will ruin our fair country Don't be such an ass, SAM It will hook your sons and daughters Your so full of ****, SAM All will pay who disagree with me Please give up you already lost the fight alright You waste my coin, SAM all you can To jail my fellow man For smokin' of the noble weed You need much more than him Youv'e been telling lies so long Some believe they're true So they close there eyes to things They have no right to do Just as soon as you are gone Hope will start to climb Please don't wait around to long Your wastin' prescious time It's mean and evil, wicked and nasty Don't step on the grass, SAM It will ruin our fair country Don't be such an ass, SAM It will hook your sons and daughters Your so full of ****, SAM All will pay who disagree with me Please give up you already lost the fight alright -- Steppenwolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: For some reason, that song has been going through my mind for the last couple of days. I used to hate it when it first came out. Now...I don't know...Check your e-mail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Well wouldn't you drink slowly too if the strongest thing you had in the house was schnapps? Michael If the only thing I had in the house was a two year old bottle of schnapps, I'd either take my own life, or wait for the college of cardinals to announce my assumption of the papacy. You've got my vote when that idiot John Paul kacks, Michael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 12, 2005 Author Share Posted March 12, 2005 Oh, who the hell am I kidding? I'd be sitting in a peppermint smelling puddle of my own urine singing 'Ja, Ja, Ja', and hailing Pope Emrys I... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**: ...but GARLIC, PEPPERS, ONIONS, AND FRIED POTATOES!!!!!!!! and for brekkie... *eek* *Shudder* Well, perhaps a nice plate of tacos then? Yum! I love Mexican food for breakfast. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**: *Munches on her weetabix and sliced banana* Ugh! Get away from my table with that...that...HEALTHY FOOD DAMMIT!!! ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: She put in the boot they were leather, and cute *sigh* That was beautiful, that was. Reminded me of Kitty. Mace *Smack* He said cute boots, not tackety boots!!! *claws Maces eyes out* Now that SHOULD remind you of..... well, it should remind you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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