Seanachai Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Wallybob: Wallybob is waiting. You heard the thing - Grogybob is waiting. Bring it a warm milk bottle and a new diaper before it starts making those siren noises and blowing spit bubbles again. But watch out... oh wait, most of you are used to things crapping on you... never mind. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: I never go to 'Goodaler' land That is where the sentence should have ended. At least that's where it would have ended in my case. That goddam place is far too clean and cheery for my liking. Needs a bit more faeces smeared over the wafflemaker. Speaking of faeces, whatever happened to Floppyblob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted June 22, 2004 Author Share Posted June 22, 2004 Garrrraaaaarrrrrgghhhhhaaaaaarrrrrrgggggh! :mad: :mad: Aaaaaaarrrggghhhaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgggh!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 So, you saw yourself as you wished you were, As you might have been, as you cannot be; Earth here, rebuked by Olympus there: And grew content in your poor degree With your little power, by those statues' godhead, And your little scope, by their eyes' full sway, And your little grace, by their grace embodied, And your little date, by their forms that stay. That's why I prefer reading poetry in my native tongue, no chance to lose any meaning in attempting to translate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: Boo, if you notice, I done been here much longer than you, and I was lurking longer than that. Bugger off, or send a setup. Dear VolleyBall, HA! Low member numbers don't impress me! I know more "low" members than you would care to shake a stick at (if that's your idea of a good time) . Look at dalem. I know, I know, it's early in the morning and what with his hair being all cattywumpas and his housdress all wrinkled, he's not a pretty sight, but believe me, it doesn't get a whole lot better. As my great aunt Ruth used to say, "If you can't just be decorative, you must be useful." She, of course, never met dalem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 I'll give you this Seanachai ... {sounds of a large, heavy and somehow WET object being dragged across the stone flagstones ... a heartfelt and hernia inducing exclaimation of lifting followed by ...} THHUMMMMPPPP! and it's more than you deserve. Mind you I'm pleased that you finally understand that we can't just go recruiting new members, that, in fact, the ones we have now are just fine as they are (with the obvious exceptions ... dalem, Lars, MrSpkr ... virtually ALL the Australians). And regardless, we CERTAINLY wouldn't choose to go recruiting among the Gawdawful thread. Although the thoughts of instituting a Press Gang to obtain, uh, volunteers for some of the more noisome tasks has a certain appeal ... mostly the thoughts of wading in there with cudgels flailing ... good times. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 "To Kill A Mockingbird" was on this Sunday, Atticus Finch was rated all time number one father figure in film. A young Robert Duvall is excellent as Arthur Radley, much better than the one we have in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobal2 Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 @Boo Radley : And your point was ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Lars, you made Kobal2 whine and grovel before the grog crowd for help. Nice job, ya bastiche! Steve No, no, in this case, the credit lies entirely with the designer at Ker Dessel. And now, after having said something nice about my former Liege, I have to go take another shower. {Two showers already and it's not even 9:00 AM. It's going to be a long day...} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: Lars, you made Kobal2 whine and grovel before the grog crowd for help. Nice job, ya bastiche! Steve No, no, in this case, the credit lies entirely with the designer at Ker Dessel. And now, after having said something nice about my former Liege, I have to go take another shower. {Two showers already and it's not even 9:00 AM. It's going to be a long day...} </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobal2 Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Hey, it's not like I was given much of a choice in the first place. Well, yes, of course, I coulda send them all to hell and back. But you know, my folks always told me you gotta be nice to old people, even when they're set in their strange, stupid ways and suchlike. I blame my parents for the whole thing, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Originally posted by Kobal2: I blame my parents for the whole thing, really. We all blame your parents, Koldbum. Why couldn't they have used contraception? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobal2 Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Who would have used contraception in the late 70s, mind you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kobal2: I blame my parents for the whole thing, really. We all blame your parents, Koldbum. Why couldn't they have used contraception? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobal2 Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Didn't everyone duely provided with ears outlaw country music on the spot, on first hearing ? (EDIT : this sentence is such broken English grammar and syntax I don't even know where to start correcting it. Which means : I won't.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Originally posted by Kobal2: Didn't everyone duely provided with ears outlaw country music on the spot, on first hearing ? Not in South Carolina, nor Georgia, or even Kentucky. I think even Lars listens to it, and he is from Minnesota or some other gawdawful place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Aaaah aaam a maaaaan of constant sorroooooow I've seen trouble all of my days I bid farewell to old Kentucky The place where I was born and raised All through this earth I'm bound to ramble Through storm and wind, through sleet and rain I'm bound to ride that Northern railroad Perhaps I'll take the very next train For six long years I've been in trouble No pleasure here on earth I've found For in this world I'm bound to ramble I have no friends to help me now It's fare you well, my own true lover I never expect to see you again For I'm bound to ride that northern railroad Perhaps I'll take the very next train Your friends they say that I'm a stranger You'll never see my face no more There is just one promise that's given We'll meet on God's golden shore I am a man of constant sorrow I've seen trouble all of my days I'm going back to California The place where I was partly raised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: Aaaah aaam a maaaaan of constant sorroooooowThem syreens did this to him. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobal2 Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Hey ! Don't you slander horny toads when there's Frenchies about ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below: Aaaah aaam a maaaaan of constant sorroooooowThem syreens did this to him. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Country music, in all it's various states of decomposition, is an abomination in the eyes of Seanachai! Alright, I know I backed off the whole 'godhood' thing, but I plan to keep the 'abominations' aspect of it. We're simply going to secularize it. It was the most important function of the Church of Seanachai in any case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 People who proclaim things an abomination are an abomination in the Eyes of Leeo Cheeky bastid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 It happened in Colorado, why can't it happen in the Peng Thread? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5268499/ I think I'll start handing out golf clubs to those here. For the Frenchman, I think he should pull a David Bowie, and be impaled by a lollipop. David Bowie was impaled with a lollipop while in concert in Norway, according to reports there. A staffer successfully dislodged the offending sweet. [MSNBC] Now, I must go back and work on that which cannot be named [DIF] Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 stikky, where art thou? I might send a turn tomorrow, or not. Who knows what the future will bring, especially when someone who's shorter and yet more whiney than a banjo goes around declaring "Abomination this and abomination that"? The least he could do is sing us a Bic Runga song. I am also beginning to wander about this whole dropping of godhood thing. Does it mean that whatever our dear Gnome was trying to compensate for, when he declared himself a deity, has recently been surgically corrected? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Country music, in all it's various states of decomposition, is an abomination in the eyes of Seanachai! Alright, I know I backed off the whole 'godhood' thing, but I plan to keep the 'abominations' aspect of it. We're simply going to secularize it. It was the most important function of the Church of Seanachai in any case. I don't really mind some forms of Blue Grass. It's quite reminiscent of early English folk music, but your basic C&W is just horrid. I don't know what I hate more; C&W or Rap/Hip-Hop... Oh, I know. I hate you silly lot of porcine-eyed, bicycle seat sniffers more. (p.s. I really do, ya know.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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