Seanachai Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: All right ,you jokers ...Battle stations. Who's a good boy, lenakonrad, who's a good boy! You're a good boy, aren't you? Yes your are, yes you are! tosses biscuit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: You also have a strange problems with games. Can't send a setup eh ? Feh ! The SSN's / Squires / Fluffies, whatever they is nowadays. A setup is at this moment winging it's way to your inbox. Granted it's slow to arrive due to the paucity of your modem, but it will get there. Your pre-programmed demise is assured. Floridalians need to be ground into the dirt, no exceptions. (unless Denise Richards came from there) Noba. I see, sir, that you are in need of a lesson in manners. While awaiting my turbocharged 56k to sort through this garbled mess you have most "graciously" provided, I will attempt to educate you on the gentlemanly rules of Dueling . We have a great tradition of duels here in the South and especially Florida . (By the way Denise Richards is an example of duals not duels. ). First -You have made the challenge, therefore any work that is required to "put things together" is yours to accomplish. Second -My responsibility is twofold: 1. Kick your Aussie Heinie back to Berlin (to wit: Barbarossa to Berlin) 2. Do it with style and panache to cast further humiliation upon you. Now, hopefully that matter is settled and I can return to this download of yours. Hmmmm........only 47 minutes remaining, think I'll have a nice Danish Ale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: You also have a strange problems with games. Can't send a setup eh ? Feh ! The SSN's / Squires / Fluffies, whatever they is nowadays. A setup is at this moment winging it's way to your inbox. Granted it's slow to arrive due to the paucity of your modem, but it will get there. Your pre-programmed demise is assured. Floridalians need to be ground into the dirt, no exceptions. (unless Denise Richards came from there) Noba. I see, sir, that you are in need of a lesson in manners. While awaiting my turbocharged 56k to sort through this garbled mess you have most "graciously" provided, I will attempt to educate you on the gentlemanly rules of Dueling . We have a great tradition of duels here in the South and especially Florida . (By the way Denise Richards is an example of duals not duels. ). First -You have made the challenge, therefore any work that is required to "put things together" is yours to accomplish. Second -My responsibility is twofold: 1. Kick your Aussie Heinie back to Berlin (to wit: Barbarossa to Berlin) 2. Do it with style and panache to cast further humiliation upon you. Now, hopefully that matter is settled and I can return to this download of yours. Hmmmm........only 47 minutes remaining, think I'll have a nice Danish Ale </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: All right ,you jokers ...Battle stations. Who's a good boy, lenakonrad, who's a good boy! You're a good boy, aren't you? Yes your are, yes you are! tosses biscuit </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 (By the way Denise Richards is an example of duals not duels. ). First -You have made the challenge, therefore any work that is required to "put things together" is yours to accomplish. Second -My responsibility is twofold: I did order the setup sent, as it should be. Of course, you having squandered the chance will now suffer the setup of my choice. First and last chance gone begging. Ask OGSF about inflicting the first pain by way of setup choice. He did inflict upon me a right little bit of nastyness, which I nearly survived, I might add. so you have chosen your bed. I now get to kick your prostrate form. (Talking of prostates...I'd be a'looking over my shoulder if I were you - thankfully NOT - the Justiciar seems to have taken some sort of liking to you......) Now where is that Hortland twerp ? He has all the details on the twin humps.. does he not ? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Ah, well, it's my great intellect that allows me to hold even you lot of slack pillocks in my heart. Aren't you grateful? Dead grateful... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: Young boys need it special.Sometimes they forget the heroes of the fever who made all this available to young boys. sir konrad regards the above statement with deep disquiet Sit, Konrad, sit! perches biscuit on the bridge of the nose Steady...steady...good boy! lenakonrad snaps his head back and swallows biscuit whole Isn't he a clever 'Pooler? Who's a clever 'Pooler? lenakonrad's a clever 'Pooler! Yes he is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 *BATTLEGROUP AUSSIESTAR BATTLE-ICA SITREP* Baleful Boo - His Hoary Himies are holed up on the Road To Knowhere with No Hope (not that there is anything wrong with THAT!) while my Rushin' Roustabouts ride rowdily round and round and root for requisite victory. Uraaah! Another Massive Win For AJ coming right up... Lunatic Lars - Continues to sneak his pimple-faced Pansytruppen along the 3km single road towards my WMD's while complaining "It's a road too far!". Pillock. That's what HT's are for! Another Massive Win For AJ coming right up ... Silly Sgt gOODy - Is painfully wending his communists through Cess City - loosing big armour units left and right - and wondering "What the HELL am I doing here?". Beats me too ..... Possibly Massive Win For AJ on the horizone, but a little to early to tell for sure. Nincompoop Nidan1 - Is feeling overwhelmed by my superiour Troop Formation Drill Display movements. I know, I know. You can tell genius at first glance, eh? Another Massive Win For AJ coming right up ... Dolt Dalem - Is still licking his wounded pride after the last butt whipping he received at my sadistic hands. Promises of "I'll get back to you with a setup.." have been met with justifiable skepticism. Och Aye! OGSF - Is trying to figger out how to save his last King Tiger from my my 25 strong pack of rabid SU-122's and T34/85's. Gee, and I was sure we had started out with the same number each! MUHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Russky Rocks!! Krauts are Krocks!! Another Massive Win For AJ coming right up ... Loyal lenakonrad - Is Learning The Hard But Good Way That My Masterful Tactical Accumen Is Manifold In Its Complexity And Ultimate Synergistic Holistic Approach To Militarian Dogmatism. Outcome Uncertain Due To Knowledge Accumulated ... Joker Joe - Is looking over his shoulder for good reason. He fears a rear penetration by my surprisingly rampant Russian ravagers! Uraaaah! Thust forward comrades! Deliver the coup dis grace!! Another Massive Win For AJ coming right up given past performances... Snickering Snarker - is about to find out the true meaning of "He Who Holds The Flags Holds Something Worthwhile, While He Who Holds Himself Back Holds Onto Hot Air". Another Massive Win For AJ's Uber-brave Hitler Youth Squads coming right up... Nonce Noba - Refer Dalem's dillemma above. A loik copout... Mincing Moriarty - Has taken one look at my Massive Defensive Russian Ring Of Fire facing directly at him and decided to halt for extensive latrine digging. Another Massive Win For AJ's Cunning Commies coming right up... Cowardly Croda - Is cowering under the covers, coming to grips with himself and considering life after Another Crushing Win imminently to be inflicted by that dastardly genius - Comrade Aussiejeffski! Be-littled Bauhaus - Is buggered and bewildered by my brash Commie braggards, blasting and bulldozing their beastly way down his Boulevard of Dreams... Another Massive Win For AJ's Cunning Linguistic Commies coming right up... Sir AJ Simply ... Stunning! PS: Oh, did I mention a hot tip?? In the RIGHT hands... RABID RUSSIANS RULEZ!!! [ March 28, 2003, 11:25 PM: Message edited by: AUSSIEJEFF ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: Young boys need it special.Sometimes they forget the heroes of the fever who made all this available to young boys. sir konrad regards the above statement with deep disquiet Sit, Konrad, sit! perches biscuit on the bridge of the nose Steady...steady...good boy! lenakonrad snaps his head back and swallows biscuit whole Isn't he a clever 'Pooler? Who's a clever 'Pooler? lenakonrad's a clever 'Pooler! Yes he is! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Most of the Bravo Sierra is snipped just because... Not to mention being twice the man of any of you lot, for that matter. The gods graced me with a keen and agile wit, not to mention an intellect that makes me simply tower over the lot of you. Truly, if brains were testosterone, I'd be Ivan Skavinsky Skavar, and you lot would be guarding a low rent harem somewhere for a third rate sheikh, who couldn't afford really 'manly' eunuchs. Ah, well, it's my great intellect that allows me to hold even you lot of slack pillocks in my heart. Aren't you grateful? Sneakychoo, you are twice the age, not twice the "man". What you are lacking in Fill In Blank, you are also lacking in Fill in Blank. Face it, Bub...you're a Woobiehead. A "Woobie" is a squeeky toy with dog slobber on it. It serves no other purpose than to entertain a dog. Know your role and we'll get along just fine. PS Don't hold me in your heart or in your mind or in your imagination. It just creeps me out. Effeminate old men give me the willies. *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Where's Lars with another case of his finest....hello!..could it be Noba's dastardly set-up has completed downloading? Let's just see what he's cooked up .....hmmm...okay he's the attacker with an SS Panzer Battalion, no problem, open terrain, couple of trees... okay, let's see what I've got to work with.. A Russian Mobile Bordelo Company? What is UP with THAT? Order of Battle: 12 X Harlots 15 X Wenches 10 X Floozies 3 X Madams (HQ) 3 X Sheep Carts (Australian Lend Lease) 15 X Mattresses WHOA!!! Nice Mods!! Who did this....wait a minute... Noba.. all that Porn on your computer is starting to spill over into your CMBB files. Good God man, clean this mess up and send a REAL set-up. I'll keep this one, just to teach you a lesson. Who did these Mods by the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Date: June 1953 Region: Florida Time: Mid Day Battle Type: Quick Battle Handicap: Wild Turkey 151 Order of Battle: 12 X Harlots 15 X Wenches 10 X Floozies 3 X Madams (HQ) 3 X Sheep Carts (Australian Lend Lease) 15 X Mattresses WHOA!!! above: The order of birth for one Jim Boggs [ March 29, 2003, 01:25 AM: Message edited by: Gaylord Focker ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: 12 X Harlots 15 X Wenches 10 X Floozies 3 X Madams (HQ) 3 X Sheep Carts (Australian Lend Lease) 15 X Mattresses above: The order of birth for one Jim Boggs Really? I thought it was the Australian version of the Twelve Days of Christmas. It did seem a bit unseasonal. [ March 29, 2003, 02:50 AM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: Isn't he marvelous ? Never repeats himself. Ah, young Konrad. You might deduce from my comments above that I plan to make you my dog. Harbour no fears, lad. I like dogs. Now, be a good fellow and send me a setup. Not more than a 1000 points, please, and the rest shall be left up to your rather fantastical Polish imagination. An intriguing people, the Poles. Why, at the height of their history, the nation would embark on no action if even one member of their feudal nobility decided it was a bad idea. While they clearly never attained World Domination, it's hard to argue with that thorough-going a national conscience. Now, Konrad, fella me lad, let's see if I can teach you how to shake, and point out grouse in the bushes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Sneakychoo, you are twice the age, not twice the "man". Twice the age, and twice the man, Hiram. Stop protesting. Everyone here knows you long for me to have been your father. Hell, you probably rather fancy yourself in the role of Luke Skywalker. Tell me, do you ever make Moraine tape cinnabuns to her head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Date: June 1953 Region: Florida Time: Mid Day Battle Type: Quick Battle Handicap: Wild Turkey 151 Order of Battle: 12 X Harlots 15 X Wenches 10 X Floozies 3 X Madams (HQ) 3 X Sheep Carts (Australian Lend Lease) 15 X Mattresses WHOA!!! above: The order of birth for one Jim Boggs </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 WHOA!!! Nice Mods!! Who did this....wait a minute... Noba.. all that Porn on your computer is starting to spill over into your CMBB files. Good God man, clean this mess up and send a REAL set-up. I'll keep this one, just to teach you a lesson. Who did these Mods by the way? Pah ! Your attempt to lace me with the type of harddrive material you know ALL about is pathetic. No doubt you have an extra drive in your RAID setup just for material of that sort...! You post as badly as Port Adelaide played this glorious afternoon, as the Mighty WEST COAST EAGLES handed out a wallopping to those cowardly, dirty players from Adelaide. Mace had better make sure the sheep shaggers at Geelong (spelt, nor bolded) do the right thing this weekend as well. Yes the Australian Rules Football season kicked off this weekend. You overseas lot should check it out on your cable tv. Your Cable does show the greatest game around the world !? I hope. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> WHOA!!! Nice Mods!! Who did this....wait a minute... Noba.. all that Porn on your computer is starting to spill over into your CMBB files. Good God man, clean this mess up and send a REAL set-up. I'll keep this one, just to teach you a lesson. Who did these Mods by the way? Pah ! Your attempt to lace me with the type of harddrive material you know ALL about is pathetic. No doubt you have an extra drive in your RAID setup just for material of that sort...! You post as badly as Port Adelaide played this glorious afternoon, as the Mighty WEST COAST EAGLES handed out a wallopping to those cowardly, dirty players from Adelaide. Mace had better make sure the sheep shaggers at Geelong (spelt, nor bolded) do the right thing this weekend as well. Yes the Australian Rules Football season kicked off this weekend. You overseas lot should check it out on your cable tv. Your Cable does show the greatest game around the world !? I hope. Noba. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 AJ, you havn't forgotten our 'date' tomorrow ? Have you ? If you are good, I might send that setup. Noba. ps. It was great to be back in the old seat at SUBI....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: AJ, you havn't forgotten our 'date' tomorrow ? Have you ? If you are good, I might send that setup. Noba. ps. It was great to be back in the old seat at SUBI....... Oh this is quite lovely! I suppose this is "Australian Rules Debauchery"? At least you had the decency to omit the details of your "encounter" with AJ in the back seat of your Subaru. Sometimes I think that Sir konrad is the only one around who has any sense of honor and decency. While awaiting your next turn, I believe I shall investigate other items that have been corrupted and brutalized by the "Australian Rules" version. [ March 29, 2003, 08:47 AM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: AJ, you havn't forgotten our 'date' tomorrow ? Have you ? If you are good, I might send that setup. Noba. ps. It was great to be back in the old seat at SUBI....... Oh this is quite lovely! I suppose this is "Australian Rules Debauchery"? At least you had the decency to omit the details of your "encounter" with AJ in the back seat of your Subaru. Sometimes I think that Sir konrad is the only one around who has any sense of honor and decency. While awaiting your next turn, I believe I shall investigate other items that have been corrupted and brutalized by the "Australian Rules" version. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: If you re-read the post - NONG, we havn't actually done anyfink ! I was at SUBI, he was at home watching the match on telly. Noba. Very well then, it must have been the Aussie accent that caused the confusion. Along those lines I was able to turn up the transcript of the recent Australian Rules-Debating Finals Moderator: Welcome to the All-Aussie Debating Finals. Our two contestants are AJ and Noba , both have advanced this far due to their incredible vocabulary and presentation skills (ie, lack of competition). Our topic for this debate will be: Einstein's Theory of Relativity and its Application to Modern Nuclear Research Noba you have won the draw and may make your opening statement. Noba: Right then...uh....okay...Can I get a bit of ale to wet me whistle?...Thanks lad..... Now I think....OUCH!...Why does it always hurt so bad to think. Moderator: Very nice and now AJ it is your turn to rebut. AJ: Hold on, that wasn't very nice! I think my butt is just fine thank you, no need to replace it. Moderator: Gentlemen(?), please can we discuss the topic? Noba , back to you. Noba: Crikey, me head's killin me....I feel all dizzy....Must concentrate....Uh..What was the question? Moderator:..*shakes head*..Well then AJ have you any reply? AJ: Actually, if you have seen my picture, you would realize that I have a fine butt, although I will admit that the kilt did not accentuate it's fine lines. Moderator: PLEASE, can we get back on Topic! Very well then, let us skip directly to your closing arguments. Noba? Noba: I've got a lovely bunch of cocoanuts. AJ: Bring me a mirror, I must get to the bottom of your accusation. In Australia, we take the expression "Down Under" very seriously. Moderator: Well there you have it, and now the judges' decision. Judge Mace: I thought there was supposed to be sheep involved. Who are these blokes and what ARE they babbling on about? Moderator: Can you please "just pick a winner"! Judge Mace: Very well then...*digs forefinger deep into sinus cavity, produces 5.5 lbs (2.5kg) of secretious material*....There ya go, a winner if I ever saw one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Sneakychoo, you are twice the age, not twice the "man". Twice the age, and twice the man, Hiram. Stop protesting. Everyone here knows you long for me to have been your father. Hell, you probably rather fancy yourself in the role of Luke Skywalker. Tell me, do you ever make Moraine tape cinnabuns to her head? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Ah, lads, it's a splendid day, is it not? Yet another of the stalwart denizens of the MBT (Sing out long, sing out loud.) has fallen beneath my massive size 12 sneakers. Seanachai's jack-booted uber thugs have been dope-slapped around the map by my rag-tag bunch of rascally Russians and now are being forced to wear their arses for hats. Total victory, 81-19. And didn't I just skewer Noba with a similar score? Why, yes. Yes, I did. I'm also pounding the snot out of Aussie Jeff and Papa Kahn, not to mention (but I will) dalem, Nidan, and probably Lars and several others. Even SpeedBump who knocked out all my armor early on in the game is having a tough time of it and will probably only get a draw. Yes, the wonderfulness of me is quite astounding. If anyone would like to touch the hem of my garment, take a number. You may now all stand in awe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: {trivialities snipped ... mostly because I wasn't in them.} You may now all stand in awe. Ahhhh ... now look what I'm standing in! I'll have to throw these new shoes away, no way they're coming clean after THAT! Joe [ March 29, 2003, 05:49 PM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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