AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: McNoba and McLeete admire McLars's Hawaiian kilt. (Nice purple raincoat too, Lars.) Thankyou My Lady for placing me with those two overgrown lumps of lard. My svelte form looks ravishing next to such vulgarity. (Next time warn me, I'll shave the legs) Noba. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMA!!!! Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 The McÜberLizard is looking kind of nervous in the arms of McBauhaus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: The McFair Emma. Happy Birthday Emma!!! Wanna let a guy in a purple raincoat buy you a drink? SSN Hint Of The Day: Remind people who lose their job that they should work harder. Now sod off. [ March 25, 2003, 09:20 AM: Message edited by: Lars ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: The McÜberLizard is looking kind of nervous in the arms of McBauhaus. Isn't that dalem's bong? Boy, is he going to be bummed. Stay out of his stash, dudes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Persephone posts Peng porn pictures personalizing personae's posturing posteriors. Crikey! Berli posts in Aussie dialect McEverybody else posts McWeird dialect Coventry has been bypassed so often that that the Welcome sign has been taken down. Justicar has seen the Rules violated so much that he is on the verge of a much needed Hissy dalem's bong was stolen, leaving him with the moral dilemna of using JOB's, which is made in France, or Buglers, which is considered "bad taste". Lars is upset because he wanted his picture taken in his "pretty pink trench coat, with the pockets cut out" MrSpkr has abandoned the MBT for the General Forum, where he "can enlighten the great unwashed". In closing, let me add that it is really nice to see the Peng Challenge Thread back to Normal. All we need now is for OGSF to thing the Dear Miss Emma a Birthday Thong. [ March 25, 2003, 01:16 PM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 hAPPY bIRTHDAY lADY yK2!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Many happy felicitations and a wish for a multitude of large and expensive gifts for you, Fair Emma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 <sniff> <sniff> Hmm, a bit musty and mildewy in here. No wonder I haven't been by in so long. Just thought I'd pop in and say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EMMA Come on, everybody: Love me tender Love me true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Happy Birthday, Fair Emma! I imagine on your birthday the city of Glasgow shuts down for the Holiday and slaps itself on the back with pride for having given you to the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 To Whom it May Concern: Thank you for your kind and thoughtful E-mail. Your wish is my command! POOOOF!! Gone.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: To Whom it May Concern: Thank you for your kind and thoughtful E-mail. Your wish is my command! POOOOF!! Gone.............. Mr Boggs, I find this post puzzling. Please email me as to it's nature. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Happy Birthday, Fair Emma! I imagine on your birthday the city of Glasgow shuts down for the Holiday and slaps itself on the back with pride for having given you to the world. Oh look, we have womanizer smurf setting up camp here. Next time try it with a Spanish accent, or mabe you could just dive into Gargamel's boiling cauldren or something instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 To THE Bonza Shiela of our little family... Happy Birthday! Best wishes for a great day EmmaThanks for the Birthday greetings Berli Yeh, Emma, what he said! (bugger convention, A special occassion requires a smiley) And again... Awww, Sis! Just turned 21 today, huh? AVEAGOODONE then!!!! Ya nongy Bro ...... 22 actually, but I wouldn't expect my Bro to remember that so thanks HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMA!!!! Cheers Persephone *Hic* Happy Birthday Emma!!! Wanna let a guy in a purple raincoat buy you a drink? Yeah why not! You have an hour to get here before I go to bed, don't forget the raincoat. All we need now is for OGSF to thing the Dear Miss Emma a Birthday Thong He's gonna Thing my Birthday Thong? :eek: hAPPY bIRTHDAY lADY yK2!!! tHANK yE dALEM.... Many happy felicitations and a wish for a multitude of large and expensive gifts for you, Fair Emma! Cool, I'll have that third rock from the right,yeah that's right that big sparkly one.. Hmm, a bit musty and mildewy in here. No wonder I haven't been by in so long. Just thought I'd pop in and say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EMMA Come on, everybody: Love me tender Love me true... Shucks... starting to get all warm and fuzzy now.... Happy Birthday, Fair Emma! I imagine on your birthday the city of Glasgow shuts down for the Holiday and slaps itself on the back with pride for having given you to the world. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww now you've done it... *sniff* that was loverly... BTW... Freaky stuff this morning or wot!! :eek: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Sorry for the list and all the quotes, but I wanted to thank each of you individually... *cheers* *HIC* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Happy Birthday Lady !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Happy Birthday Lady !!! Did I detect a hint of Spanish there? Mucho Gracias.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Many happy returns Lady Emma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: To Whom it May Concern: Thank you for your kind and thoughtful E-mail. Your wish is my command! POOOOF!! Gone.............. Can somebody honestly explain what it means? It's very disturbing.. I hope Jim will come back... </font><blockquote>code:</font><hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;"> </pre> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 When troubleshooting a modem what do you think the odds are that you would hook it up to two entirely different bad phone lines? Pretty damn good apparently. Sod off the lot of you. {fair Ladies excepted of course} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Lars tip of the day: send a turn, not buy a churn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Check your in-box laddie. Then weep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lars Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: ***snip*** If you're just going to post in dead tongues, save us the time and extend it to the rest of your body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Motivating a Team: Deliver an Inspirational Opening : Relate an example of teamwork. Use a quotation. Tell a personal story. Read a testimonial. Hear Reports on Achievements: Congratulate award winners. Note areas of growth. Have impromptu reports on success. Address the Sales Challenge : Identify the need or opportunity. Conduct a Creative Thinking Session : Ask: In what ways can we…? Assess the situation. Get the facts. Generate possible solutions with green light, non-judgmental thinking. Select the best solution. Set SMART Goals : Conduct SMART goal training Specific Measurable Achievable Realistic Time-phased Set team goals Set individual goals Identify Skills Needed to Achieve Goals : Relationship selling. Telephone skills. Prospecting. Asking questions. Using evidence. Handling objections. Get Commitment: Team commitments. Individual commitments. Close : Have an inspirational close (sod off?) sir konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Why is leaningcornhusk cutting and pasting layout greeking in the MBT (Give me your tired, your poor, your mentally incompetent)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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