_Axe_ Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Merci. But what is this "research" thing of which you speak. Jas :mad: n P.S. I hate cheese. I really, really hate cheese. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nippy Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 P.S. I hate cheese. I really, really hate cheese. Speaking of cheese, has Soddball shipped "Cherry Waffle" yet? As for sides, I've desided on playing Allied. PlatCmdr has taught me the very valuable lesson that you should NEVER EVER go into the woods alone with a bunch of drunken Russians in the middle of the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 11, 2003 Author Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Shosties4th: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Shosties4th: ...kantele playing. Qu'est-ce que c'est? While we're at it, what is the deal with Finns and cell phones? I seem to recall reading somewhere they have the highest per capita usage of cell phones in the world. Probably has something to do with getting lost in the woods all the time. Jas :mad: n </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Nippy: ...has Soddball shipped "Cherry Waffle" yet?No. :mad: It must be day two of a three-day bender. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatCmdr Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Nippy: As for sides, I've desided on playing Allied. PlatCmdr has taught me the very valuable lesson that you should NEVER EVER go into the woods alone with a bunch of drunken Russians in the middle of the night. Well, had your Krauts not wandered into the bush to play grab-ass, there would have been no need for them to dance to the tune of my SMGs. And speaking of which, your forces now appear to be dancing right off the screen...perhaps the "heavy metal" was a bit too loud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nippy Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Well, had your Krauts not wandered into the bush to play grab-ass, there would have been no need for them to dance to the tune of my SMGs. And what, pray tell, was I supposed to do? Stand out in the open and watch entire squads get eliminated by a single burst of gunfire? I already went that route at the begining of the battle. And speaking of which, your forces now appear to be dancing right off the screen...perhaps the "heavy metal" was a bit too loud. They are falling back to the safty of the MG34-HMGs, as they are the only weapon my forces have that seem to have any effect on the vodka soaked ruskies. Edit: Because my spelling is the SuX0r. [ June 11, 2003, 04:35 AM: Message edited by: Nippy ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Nippy: P.S. I hate cheese. I really, really hate cheese. Speaking of cheese, has Soddball shipped "Cherry Waffle" yet?You people HATE cheese??? :eek: :confused: :eek: What are you, some kind of Canadian and/or Alaskan weirdos? Somebody like Robin Williams played in "Insomnia"? It must have something to do with the northern latitudes. Maybe you're too close to the magnetic pole. Cheese is the true food of the gods, the very top of the food chain, the ultimate peak of the daily food pyramid. No day is complete without lots and lots of cheese. I can't speak for "Cherry Waffle", but Soddball has sent "Cheery Waffle" to Teddy Windsor, who has sent it along to me. As the Allied player I'm already stumped with the bizarre unit mix, set-up areas, and terrain. I can't figure out where to even start my units. Nothing seems to have a particularly advantageous place to begin the game, except in another set-up area. Would I have expected any less from Soddball? NO! [ June 11, 2003, 07:59 AM: Message edited by: Dave H ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Nippy doesn't hate cheese!! :mad: :mad: I hate cheese!!! :mad: :mad: I detest the stuff. Mmmmm blue cheese!! WTF?? Who came up with the idea of eating something with mold all through it?!? MasterGoodale?!? My mother tells me that when I was two I used to sit on my grandfather's lap and eat extra old chedder like it was candy. [vomit noises][/vomit noises] That may or may not have something to do with it. In non-cheese related news, in Inferno Snarker's troops have lost their way and crawled off the map into the nexus region. Rumor has it they reappear somewhere in Indiana. Either that or Finland. Don't they know no one has ever returned from that place? Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Jas :mad: n [ June 11, 2003, 08:01 AM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Have you guys had the experience of typing out some long, extravagant post with tons of literary references, witty jokes, humorous anecdotes, and blindingly sharp reasoning; but then losing it when you clicked the "Add Reply" button? :confused: No, probably not for you cretins with your single digit IQs. If you had experienced this, caused by carefully counting up the graemlins in your post and missing one embedded in a quoted post (say the :mad: Jason is using in his name) you would be really ticked off. Anyone know why BFC picked eight as the cutoff point? Is there some computer juju about having no more than eight of these icons in a message? MasterGoodale (you maggot), can't you fix or do somefink? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Have you guys had the experience of typing out some long, extravagant post with tons of literary references, witty jokes, humorous anecdotes, and blindingly sharp reasoning? Why, would you like to know what it's like? Jas :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: n [ June 11, 2003, 08:46 AM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 I could maggot! :mad: But it would require some serious TNT! :mad: And I'm saving mine for you froth lips! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Why, would you like to know what it's like? Jas :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: n That engraved axe embedded right between your eyes is sounding better all the time. :mad: :mad: :mad: I really need to talk with Paula about you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: I can't speak for "Cherry Waffle", but Soddball has sent "Cheery Waffle" to Teddy Windsor, who has sent it along to me. As the Allied player I'm already stumped with the bizarre unit mix, set-up areas, and terrain. I can't figure out where to even start my units. Nothing seems to have a particularly advantageous place to begin the game, except in another set-up area. Would I have expected any less from Soddball? NO! Hey!! It gets better when the reinforcements turn up! I nearly tiddled myself laughing when I put this scenario together, I can tell you. When you consider that I knocked this one up over a drunken weekend (story of my life) and that the true inspiration only came at 2am after a lock-in, when I could no longer talk or focus - you will realise that even Inferno borders on the sane when compared to Cheery Waffle. I look forward to completing it with valuable feedback from those of The Brood whose crania do not explode. Turns to follow this evening to my opponents and to my new wife, MasterGoodale, who even now teeters on the brink of total wifedom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Soddball has sent "Cheery Waffle" to Teddy Windsor, who has sent it along to me. As the Allied player I'm already stumped with the bizarre unit mix, set-up areas, and terrainEeek! I fear we may have a little snafu. I don't know how I managed it, but I thought I'd setup as the Allies and sent the turn for Axis. Obviously I now know what you've got and roughly where it is - where do we go from here? MG, I've started my setup but with so many platoons of Tigers I'm finding it tricky to place them all - hopefully I'll have it wrapped by tonight. Chin chin, Teddy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Edward Windsor: Eeek! I fear we may have a little snafu. I don't know how I managed it, but I thought I'd setup as the Allies and sent the turn for Axis. Obviously I now know what you've got and roughly where it is - where do we go from here? Chin chin, Teddy Teddy, since I posted this before 8 am, my brain was obviously still wrapped in a fog. I am, of course, the Axis player in Soddball's extravaganza. My problem was squeezing in so many King Tigers among the Hummels, Brummbars, Sturmtigers, and Panthers. Not to mention all the FOs and AT pillboxes. That leaves the question of where to put all the 88's, panzershrecks, and paratroops. That's why I didn't get my setup back to you last night. With luck it will be back to you tonight. Unless it storms, which is happening again today and is forecast for the rest of the week. Soddball, don't tell us any more about this thing until we get through it. I know you want to spill everything to the world, but hold on a bit longer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Slave X, where iz muh ma feckin turn? Don't make me shank ya! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Soddball, don't tell us any more about this thing until we get through it. I know you want to spill everything to the world, but hold on a bit longer. Fear not, my lips are soiled. Nippy and Axe in the Brain can expect a copy their way when I return home from work this evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 /peeks around the door Originally posted by MasterGoodale: Have any of you maggot wannabes ever played Battlefield 1942??! *raises hand* errrr, yes I have. It's pretty good if you are after running about blowing a few things up (so the vast amonts of TNT chucking you are after is more than catered for). However among other things Tigers have been referred to as extremely gamey in the BF1942 community so I can't see you being too happy with that MG! :mad: Oh yeah *coughs* ggrrrrrrggggargragargragrgrrgrggr!!!! Sorry! I'll try that again!! GGRRRRRRGGGGARGRAGARGRAGRGRRGRGGR!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: /legs it before he gets collared 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Crow: GGRRRRRRGGGGARGRAGARGRAGRGRRGRGGR!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: By jove I think he's got it! And Dave. Feel free to talk to Paula all you want -- after Sept. 13. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 So TeddyBear, do you really believe you can penetrate my defensive lines with Tigers? :mad: I really hope you didn't done go and blow your wad on Tigers. They may be hard to deal with in tank battles but they can't really take flags surrounded by lots of trees, hills, and angry Russians. :mad: That takes dirty, bloody, nasty, deprived infantry maggot! :mad: This will be interesting. I've never had to deal with 10-15 Tigers before. How gamey of you. Bad Teddy. Bad. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: And Dave. Feel free to talk to Paula all you want -- after Sept. 13. Are we sure it is Paula and not Paul? The queer-as-three-dollar-bill reporter has all ready stated that they will be honey-mooning in Quebec. And Quebec is only a Molsons throw from Ontario, which has now legalized same sex marriages. Sorry Axe2121, same species-same sex, your moose fantasy is illegal for now. Days spent drinking, nights spent drinking, mornings spent holding throbbing head and weekends spent on suburban renewal of the hovel. No time for CMBB. Downloading 1.01 and 1.02 to the alternate comp and seeing if I can save long lost game files. PAH!!! What a waste of time and energy. This should be a warning to you all about leaving matters such as this up to me. :mad: BTW, I really liked your half-arsed, lawyer tactics Dave H. I see that you suck as bad at legal wrangling as you do at CMBB. :eek: Hoor. [ June 11, 2003, 01:05 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: I am, of course, the Axis player in Soddball's extravaganza. My problem was squeezing in so many King Tigers among the Hummels, Brummbars, Sturmtigers, and Panthers. Not to mention all the FOs and AT pillboxes. That leaves the question of where to put all the 88's, panzershrecks, and paratroops. That's a relief, Dave, for a minute I thought I had a problem Originally posted by MasterGoodale: I really hope you didn't done go and blow your wad on Tigers. They may be hard to deal with in tank battles but they can't really take flags surrounded by lots of trees, hills, and angry Russians. :madThat maggot Soddball taught me the hard way that flags are meaningless. I thought I was sitting pretty holding the major objective, but I couldn't have been more naive unless I were Snarker picking up the soap for Mike the Sicko in the shower. If you want a victory, casualties are where it's at. And if you need death and destruction, quickly and lots of it, it doesn't come in a more attractive package than a Kitty :mad: :mad: Apocalyptic Teddy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: BTW, I really liked your half-arsed, lawyer tactics Dave H. I see that you suck as bad at legal wrangling as you do at CMBB. :eek: Hoor. My fee for your defense is $10,000 (U.S.). Or a setup. You decide. Jas :mad: n 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Crow: /peeks around the door </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MasterGoodale: Have any of you maggot wannabes ever played Battlefield 1942??! *raises hand* errrr, yes I have. It's pretty good if you are after running about blowing a few things up (so the vast amonts of TNT chucking you are after is more than catered for). However among other things Tigers have been referred to as extremely gamey in the BF1942 community so I can't see you being too happy with that MG! :mad: Oh yeah *coughs* ggrrrrrrggggargragargragrgrrgrggr!!!! Sorry! I'll try that again!! GGRRRRRRGGGGARGRAGARGRAGRGRRGRGGR!!!! /legs it before he gets collared </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: We're honored with your presence when you only have 7 posts in 21 months. Now how does he expect to catch up with Gayporn Popstar with a record like that? Crow, in case you haven't noticed, Dave H has an unhealthy obsession with padding out his post stats. It borders on the frightening actually. Jas :mad: n [ June 11, 2003, 02:10 PM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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