hellraiser Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 k, a bit drunk, but this is no xcuse zipp takes axis at 200, 1530, std sh*t [ May 20, 2005, 02:07 PM: Message edited by: hellraiser ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 This is the episode IV of the Zapp Glory Tour. No excuses, SON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellraiser Posted May 18, 2005 Author Share Posted May 18, 2005 yeah, whatever turn 1 no polish brkth subs whacking cargoes allies dow IRA zupp's phone ringing ... gonna watch a movie until he finishes talking ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellraiser Posted May 18, 2005 Author Share Posted May 18, 2005 after 10 mins+ i disconnected...i really can't wait all night for him to finish talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Damn, my friends fault Anyhow, I will get back to this ass-kicking game some other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Oh, can you say ZappSlow? Are you enjoying the game? "Phone, brb" "Phone" "damn, Phone" What kind of a guy calls another guy in the middle of the night & takes the call for over 20 minutes? Either it's a happy friend, a dealer, or a reload fried. Wait to you experience these: "brb, 25 minutes " "brb, eating 35 minutes" "awk, kitchen 15 minutes" "don't send the turn, wait 5 minutes for signal" "sorry, retrival, can you host your auto now?" "error, just a minute" (your subs sunk reload" "just a minute reload PBEM" getting the idea? Too much Legend, too little time >>> OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellraiser Posted May 19, 2005 Author Share Posted May 19, 2005 hilarious This is called phone addiction ... Or Zapp is working for a phone s3x company and he's impersonating a big boobed biotch telling ppl to pump out their (re)load Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Could be an all Swedish thing, Zapp & Kuniworth singing the Partridge Family classic,"Come On Get Happy!" "awk, be back tomorrow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellraiser Posted May 19, 2005 Author Share Posted May 19, 2005 yeah, swedes are very 'open-minded' about everything hey zapp! Was it kooni at the other end of the line yesterday? A lil' chat 'bout stickin' it where the sun don't shine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 It's called social life, dude. I don't isolate myself in a bunker to avoid being seen or heard or being called. I do not tell my old friends that call me occasionally to "drop dead, I am playing a computer game". Would be kinda nerdish, I like real ppl not just virtual world ppl. Also, I do not eat one sandwich in like 4-5 hours just so I can play SC. I am a a trainoholic, so I need the pasta, rice, chicken, fish and meat. That's REFUEL not RELOAD. Meet me in the ring, Mr John J, and you will see for yourself the ingrediences that built my rapid left hook :cool: BTW, if some dude wanted to reload, he could do that and still be quick. Imagine a dude sitting with 2 computers, sending the autosave to computer no.2 [ May 19, 2005, 03:42 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Rambo, do u still get royalties from writing the song "St.Anger" for Metallica or did they blame Napster as in "we sold NILL thanks to Napster" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Wow, what a smack ratio we have in this AAR. Eleven posts for one single turn of SC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Hellraiser, in case your naval units ran aground thanks to their drunk Infamous Captain Cosmin, I offer you to do the "Rambo Reload" i.e restart and reload the entire game. [ May 19, 2005, 03:18 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellraiser Posted May 19, 2005 Author Share Posted May 19, 2005 i don't need reloads man ... i just need someone who won't take 15 minutes to end a turn ... it was 1 am, i was half drunk and i couldn't wait for you to tell your lifestory over the phone ... maybe some other time - prefferably when your phone wires are torn down by some freak fjord whirlwind or something ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellraiser Posted May 19, 2005 Author Share Posted May 19, 2005 btw why should i ever want to reload a game in which your Axis failed the breakthru? If i don't find your subs in 1-2 turns, maybe i'll take your offer up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Ok, Hellrasier, I give u some help then While (subs_found==false) { write_chat_comment: "afk, sniffing"; reload; sniff; } followed by... if(rolls<average) { chose one of the following 1. write_chat_comment: "What's with the rolls?" 2. write_chat_comment: "Something fishy here" 3. write_chat_comment: "Bull****" 4. write_chat_comment: "?" 5. write_chat_comment: "I get all minimums" and... QUIT_GAME } else do_nothing; [ May 19, 2005, 06:44 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuniworth Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 this thread is hillarious. Nice to hear that zapp is gay(gay=happy). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellraiser Posted May 19, 2005 Author Share Posted May 19, 2005 game resumed LC conquered by army, tank,2LFs+corps denmark at 5 french kill the tank in LC (no corps opped to protect the tank's flank) polish forces defend well so far subs found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Game resumed. LC fell turn 2. Allies countered and killed Axis tank. Denmark fell turn 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellraiser Posted May 19, 2005 Author Share Posted May 19, 2005 december - poland still holds and have the nerve to counter axis units axis kill an uk corps in LC each turn - in a counter, german corps survives at str 1 - i did not want to commit a 3rd army subs suicided last turn (they killed a fr cruiser nevertheless 2 turns ago) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Turn 5: Warsaw taken, Poland have 3 units left... Poland surrender! Axis is halted in the west. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Axis took Ardenner forrest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 French lines falling quickly now. Axis reach Paris in June 1940. Ireland now Allied held. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellraiser Posted May 19, 2005 Author Share Posted May 19, 2005 january - poland surrenders feb - zapp attacks the mine - he's deplying stuff this turn march 17, french have 6 armies last turn of march - axis get the forest hex may 12, allies order a general retreat towards paris area - 2 m line hexes abandoned - uk corps left as cannon fodder, 4 fr armies + hq near paris june - axis advance very carefully , not risking counters - quite conservative gameplay from zapp's part; axis clear the corps near paris, armies make a last counter against the tank near paris (paris garrison not used in the counter)- reduced to 6 (tank was 1 star plus already) HQ opped to brest - i hope paris won't fall this turn June 30, Italy joins, IRA falls - ireland could have been captured 3 turns ago, but i did not want to waste the canadian army (5str) July 14, Paris will fall this turn; Fr HQ saved along with canadian army+2 uk corps ; allies lost some troops indeed during french campaign - not a very good performance but we will see ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 July 14, 1940: France fell. Axis have only lost one tank so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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