Kuniworth Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 CNN breaking news Z-league challenger and rookie Kuniworth announced that he will have to think about his future in SC-gaming. Long nights and self-made errors are the explanation to his disappointing performances lately. "I´m tired and have not played my best lately. My gameplay is inexperienced and suffers from lack of aggressiveness. If this feeling continue I will join Waltero, Les the Sarge and Codename Condor in the SC-retirement home. Hopefully I will be back soon with new strength to continue the march against the top. But I see axis airfleets chopping russian corps in my dreams....and it pisses me off" The Kuniworth fan club was chocked to hear that their hero is planning to retire but hopefully will reconsider his decision. [ July 31, 2003, 07:09 PM: Message edited by: Kuniworth ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 - - Angry members of the Kuniworth Fan Club pelt an innocent bystander wrongly identified as Oak. While others offer silent prayer for their hero's return to peak form and restored energy. [ July 31, 2003, 06:43 PM: Message edited by: JerseyJohn ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disorder Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 The Kuniworth fan club was chocked to hear that their hero is planning to retire but hopefully will reconsider his decision here is a good AMERICAN example kuniworth. it's obvious these "howlers" are trapped, in low spirits, and at their lowest point.... BUT THEY DIDNT GIVE UP! and surely on the next to the last page, sgt. fury is smiling and chomping his cigar again. all will be well! nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xwormwood Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Originally posted by JerseyJohn: - - Angry members of the Kuniworth Fan Club pelt an innocent bystander wrongly identified as Oak. While others offer silent prayer for their hero's return to peak form and restored energy. Your are so funny, JerseyJohn, thank your for this bright smile on my face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaka of Carthage Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Kuniworth Try playing with a limit on the number of air units. I think you'll see that your problems will almost disappear. Then try it with a limit on the ground units. Those two changes will give you as close a game as possible to historical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 My pleasure Mr. X--, glad you enjoyed reading it as much as I did in putting it up there. [ July 31, 2003, 08:39 PM: Message edited by: JerseyJohn ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Sir Jersey & disorder --- You both get racked for those posts. Puniworth --- Then quit. Who are you trying to imiatate this week, Les_the_Sarge? I'll tell what happens, you beat the rookies & get headcracked by good players, then you get demoralized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuniworth Posted August 1, 2003 Author Share Posted August 1, 2003 Bamboo Rambo Bamboo...(hard surface, hollow tree trunk, can you see the similarities?) You try to bitch-slap me you son of a druken priest? Just because you´re some flag-waving patriotic fan of Idaho golf-club you think you can come here and critizize me and my fans??? Stop annoying me just because Im the people's hope Kuni Balboa. And for cookie-cutter-with-jet-tech-5-airfleeets-sake stop reading threads from CNN here in the forum. see ya on the ICQ [ July 31, 2003, 09:36 PM: Message edited by: Kuniworth ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disorder Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 THE CROWD GOES WILD!!! rambo said-- Sir Jersey & disorder --- You both get rack-o for those posts. i dont know what to say. im all choked up. rack-o was my favorite game from when i was little i want to thank all of the little people involved in my and jerseyjohn receiving a free copy of this classic fun game. it was a great and magnanimous gift. as an attempt to return something back to all who read this, please download a copy of the game rambo has given to JJ and me: THANKS AGAIN! RACK-O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Well said, disorder, I also liked that game as a kid and am thrilled also with that great prize. After Rack-O I became a Russian Roulette enthusiast and was a member of the Lucky Six Team, retiring when it was renamed the Thrilling Threesome. [ July 31, 2003, 10:29 PM: Message edited by: JerseyJohn ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaka of Carthage Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 I'm a fan of threesomes. Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 What? With a line like that we don't get a visit from Gaylord Fockker! What's this place coming to? :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disorder Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 russian roulette is a fun game for a while, but.... :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Russian Roulette: One of those games where you've got to use your head. A game where, if you got brains, it shows. -- I plead innocent to writing any of that. :eek: [ August 01, 2003, 06:08 PM: Message edited by: JerseyJohn ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Ranger Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 LOL LOL LOL -too much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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