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Hueristic Consider this precious thread un-killed.

The space formerly cluttered up is again available for moronic postings. Sorry to have intruded. It won't happen again.

The original posting I put here failed to go down to the required sub-standards. I offer this in it's place.

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Not that this is just any old toilet, Ernest Hemmingway used to use it. It's from his Key West Florida home.

[ December 25, 2002, 01:41 AM: Message edited by: JerseyJohn ]

[ December 27, 2002, 03:39 AM: Message edited by: JerseyJohn ]

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AARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG I think ukilled this thread with that 4 page summury! But i have to comment so as to stop this Worthy thread from falling off the first Page.

tongue.gif To u all Not one of u holds acandle to my Strategic Genious!

Damn i'm no good at this where's All the Profesional Braggarts? :D

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Hueristic --

"AARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG I think ukilled this thread"

And just what thread would that have been :confused: The I have nothing to say and do it poorly Forum?

I'll see your AARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG

and raise it one AARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG !!

So, I should cut my stuff short and leave space for the professional braggarts? :mad:

I think not! :mad: Those mindless bums can move to another forum if anything I write makes it impossible for them to do whatever idiocy it is they have to do!

As for taking up too much space and worrying that what I'm saying will cause their puke to spill onto page two or whatever, well -- Next time I'll paste oversized garbage truck pictures and push it to page six!

Like this vintage gem. How's that for the trash lovers -- except the photos will be in the extra huge size with all of this baby's predecessors and successors taking up every spare inch! That ought to be good for twenty pages. And when that item is exhausted I'm sure spitoons, urinals, outhouses and numerous other things that Modern Marvels didn't cover all have their own websites with zillions of enomous photos tracing their disgusting histories. tongue.gif

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Anyhow, I'm glad you got me out of here. This forum is the Mediteranean and Baltic Avenues of the SC site and right around the corner there's Boardwalk and Park Place, and that's where I'm going right now. To a decent, self respecting Forum where the Trash Lovers are not admitted. :D Good Rittance! I'm gone! Adios! Au Revouagh, uh, auh revere . . . uhhh au reserveaur -- uh . . ..

[ December 27, 2002, 03:51 AM: Message edited by: JerseyJohn ]

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quote: From Sven

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Will the Real Rambo Please Stand up Please Stand up!

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"looks like we're gonna have a problem here"

Ya'll act like you never seen a loud person before

Jaws on the floor likr Rambo and JJ just burst through the door.

I started whoopin' in ass worse then before.

they first were flankin, throwin him over furniture (Ahh!)

It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And Mister Rambo said... nothing you grognards!

Rambo's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

Old Time gamers love CvM {*vocal turntable:

chigga chigga chigga*} "CARL Manny, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin around trashin this rambo foo

usin' his panzers on you," "Yeah, but he's so smart though!"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse, than what's goin on in Rambo's 'puter room.

Some times i just wanna get on the forum and let loose. But i cant, but its cool For Kuni to kill a dead Moose.

"My panzers on your flanks, My panzers on your flanks, and Im lucky i might just give ur Air fleet a little dank." And that the message he give to little kids and expect not to know what the Nazi party is.

Of course they gonna know what Barbarossa is by the time they hit 10th Grade they got the History Channel Dont they?

"We ain't nothing but grognards.." Well, some of us cannibals

who cut other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can flank dead panzer truppen and antelopes

then there's no reason that my industrial tech i cant develope

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Otto wave your website round, sing the chorus and it sounds

I'm the real Rambo, yes I'm the real Rambo

All you other Real Rambos are just imitating

So won't the real real Rambo please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

I'm the real Rambo, yes I'm the real Rambo

All you other Real Rambos are just imitating

So won't the real real Rambo please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

Jersey John don't gotta cuss in his posts to get attention

well I do, so flank him and flank you too!

You think I give a damn about that army?

Half of your airfleets can't even reach me, let alone hurt me

"But Ram, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can, sit me here next to CvM?

DAmn, Comrades Trapp better switch me chairs

so I can sit next to Hubert Cater and Madmatt

and hear 'em argue over who can delete that

Your little sub, robs me of MPP

"Yeah, he's tought, but I think his fleet is sunk , hee-hee!"

I should download this demo on BFC

and show the whole world how you gave CvM Victory {*AHHH!*}

I'm sick of you little spammers and yammers, all you do is annoy me

so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}

And there's a million of us just like me

who cuss like me; who just don't give a flank like me

who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me

and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

I'm the real Rambo, yes I'm the real Rambo

All you other Real Rambos are just imitating

So won't the real real Rambo please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

I'm the real Rambo, yes I'm the real Rambo

All you other Real Rambos are just imitating

So won't the real real Rambo please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you

things you joke about with your friends inside your Forum room

The only difference is I got the gual to say it

in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

I just get on the thread and spit it

and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just kid it

better than ninety percent of you posters out can

Then you wonder how can kids eat up these games like dames

It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the college Dorm gamin'

Kickin Krauts arses when I'm flankin round ur fortress

And I'm workin but this whole bag of Airfleets isn't working

And every single person is a Real Rambo lurkin

He could be workin at Best Buy, spittin on your SC9

{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling

Screaming "I just took France!"

with his windows down and his system up

So, will the real Rambo please stand up?

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm the real Rambo, yes I'm the real Rambo

All you other Real Rambos are just imitating

So won't the real real Rambo please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

I'm the real Rambo, yes I'm the real Rambo

All you other Real Rambos are just imitating

So won't the real real Rambo please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha

Guess there's a Real Rambo in all of us

forget it, let's all stand up

Ok, LOL im done

CvM (Not the Real Rambo)

I moved this from one of the locked threads to here, I liked it

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