Lord Raglan Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 If this theme has been done before, then forget about it, but if not then have fun. Throughout history the clash of arms must have produced thousands of unrecorded last words, for example:- "Look at all those friggin indians!" "CHARGE!!!" "On guard sir! I will spit thee like a chic....!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever Babra Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 "What does this button do?" Krista McCulloch ------------------ Out of commission, become a pillbox. Out of ammo, become a bunker. Out of time -- become heroes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJMello Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 Halt! Friend or *BLAM* .....foe.. ------------------ Order, Counterorder, Disorder. - von Moltke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 Click Click (The Longest Day- remember?) ------------------ Well my skiff's a twenty dollar boat, And I hope to God she stays afloat. But if somehow my skiff goes down, I'll freeze to death before I drown. And pray my body will be found, Alaska salmon fishing, boys, Alaska salmon fishing. The Last Defense- Mods, Scenarios, and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 What about verified and recorded last words? They're far more interesting: "Don't worry men, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---" - don't remember if that's the exact quote, or who said it, but it was a US Civil War officer. Just as he got shot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever Babra Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: What about verified and recorded last words? They're far more interesting: "Don't worry men, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---" John B. Sedgewick, Spotsylvania, 1864. For the record, he was killed several minutes after uttering this phrase. It was shortened for the humour value. ------------------ Out of commission, become a pillbox. Out of ammo, become a bunker. Out of time -- become heroes... [This message has been edited by Forever Babra (edited 03-04-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisl Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 "Hold my beer and watch this" ------------------ "If you can taste the difference between caviar on a cracker and ketchup on a Kit-Kat while blindfolded, you have not had enough aquavit to be ready for lutefisk." (stolen from some web page about lutefisk) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 "Now lissen up thar. Lemme show you how to run a gol-dang chainsaw." "Watch this!" "I'm telling you Joe, that Tiger's gun can't possibly penetrate our frontal armor now that I've added sandbags." "Red wire goes to negative, black to positive. And that's all you need to know about electricity." (actually the other way around) ------------------ Well my skiff's a twenty dollar boat, And I hope to God she stays afloat. But if somehow my skiff goes down, I'll freeze to death before I drown. And pray my body will be found, Alaska salmon fishing, boys, Alaska salmon fishing. The Last Defense- Mods, Scenarios, and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 How about we charge those Russians over there... ------------------ Andreas Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunoReactor Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 What the f*** was that? -Mayor of Hiroshima, '45. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 Originally posted by Forever Babra: "What does this button do?" B: Nothing... A: (presses button; terrible things start to happen). B: Unless you press it... [This message has been edited by Juju (edited 03-04-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 Never mind... [This message has been edited by Juju (edited 03-04-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt Fred Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 "It's not loaded" ------------------ Later, Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 "...no move against Pearl Harbor appears imminent or planned for in the foreseeable future." -Naval Intelligence assessment to Admiral Kimmel, Feb. 1941. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow 1st Hussars Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 "Don't worry! I have a plan." "A plan eh?" "Yes, you still seem scared" "Yeah, well, Custer had a plan too" ------------------ shadow@jagdtiger.de Canada For CM I AM CANADIAN! Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binkie Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 Originally posted by chrisl: "Hold my beer and watch this" ROFL! How about this classic... "Alright kids, lemme show ya somethin'!" -Firemarshall Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Commissar Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 "Would this brilliant plan require us to climb out of our trenches and walk slowly towards the enemy, sir?" Stole it from someone's sig file a while back. Sorry, pal ------------------ "...Every position, every meter of Soviet soil must be defended to the last drop of blood..." - Segment from Order 227 "Not a step back" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAKA Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 f***ing Run!!! Citizens of Pompei. ------------------ Whiti te ra! Hi!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow 1st Hussars Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 "Don't worry, we're well out of range" ------------------ shadow@jagdtiger.de Canada For CM I AM CANADIAN! Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrew Hedges Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 "Nonsense. American tanks are the best tanks in the world!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow 1st Hussars Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 "Just one bomb? We must be winning again." - Citizen of Hiroshima ------------------ shadow@jagdtiger.de Canada For CM I AM CANADIAN! Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 Some fishing last words: "We'd like to thank ADF&G for making this possible... Oh s***" -This one was caught on camera right before a wave broke over the bow of a boat, flooding into the bridge. Fish and game had not delayed the two day halibut season even though there was a storm. "Get off the boat! The batteries are gonna explode any minute!" The boat never sank, never exploded, but the crew left it. Two made it to shore alive. "Don't run over the net! Noooo, you domb f***!" -My boss to me. "Hey Joe, got any wax? The zipper on my survival suit is stuck." (In the water without a neoprene "gumby suit," you're dead in 20 minutes) ------------------ Well my skiff's a twenty dollar boat, And I hope to God she stays afloat. But if somehow my skiff goes down, I'll freeze to death before I drown. And pray my body will be found, Alaska salmon fishing, boys, Alaska salmon fishing. The Last Defense- Mods, Scenarios, and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt Schulz Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 "Look Bubba it's showing it's teeth...Don't you growl at me or I'll poke yer damn eye out!" --some dumb hick holding a stick pointing it at a bear..... No...Noo...Wait...(gurgle) Jewish Fellow in SPR You made it you taste it-- My best friend after i made a leftover sandwich Was that you? Damn you stink!.... WWI allied soldier after his first encounter with mustard gas (J/K) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Michael emrys Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 "Is it three or five seconds after you pull the pin?" Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 "But I'm not dead yet." -Bonk- ------------------ Well my skiff's a twenty dollar boat, And I hope to God she stays afloat. But if somehow my skiff goes down, I'll freeze to death before I drown. And pray my body will be found, Alaska salmon fishing, boys, Alaska salmon fishing. The Last Defense- Mods, Scenarios, and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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