Kiltie Lad Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 I'm guessing for the rest of you life and its definitions have altered somewhat since the publication of Combat Mission. I know it has for me. Here are some changes to my life, its descriptions and my vocabulary in general since becoming an avid CM player. Feel free to add your own! BEFORE CM: MORNING- Read Paper AFTER CM: MORNING-Play CM before work BEFORE CM: NIGHT-Sleep AFTER CM: NIGHT-Play CM BEFORE CM: 2am-Stare at inside of eylids,snore AFTER CM: 2am-Stare at monitor til eyes hurt BEFORE CM: DATENIGHT-Wine,Women Song, Sex(see next) AFTER CM: DATENIGHT-Dread cuz I can't access my puter BEFORE CM: SEX-Ooo baby,Ooo baby, Ooo baby! AFTER CM: SEX-How was that,baby? Ooo baby, I's got to go play CM (usually followed by a vigorous slap to the jowls! BEFORE CM: WORK-Something I I do for money AFTER CM: WORK-Something that keeps me from CM BEFORE CM: FRIENDS-Dinnerguests, Hiking partners, Movie parnters, etc. AFTER CM: FRIENDS-You Lot! BEFORE CM: PZSHRECK-Shoulder-fired AT Weapon AFTER CM: YOU BASTARD!!!!! BEFORE CM: VIEW OUT CAR WINDOW- Ah, nature! AFTER CM: VIEW-Where would I hide my 88mm Pupchen? Well, you get the idea. I'd do more but this nonsense is keeping me from...well, I suppose you've guessed by now. Keep it going Lads! [ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: Kiltie Lad ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMcGuire Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 Your formatting was a bit off, but I didn't completely pick up on it until "snore til eyes hurt"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 Email at home: Before-Never get anything but spam, so why even check it Now-Dammit, still no file with turn 27! Maybe if I keep hitting "send/receive" over and over... Dreams: Before-People, circumstances, fantasies, all in "movie like" resolution and color Now-Really jumbled CM battles tha make no sense. In 800x1024 resolution. Always featuring "3 man squads" in some form or the other" Murph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltie Lad Posted May 10, 2001 Author Share Posted May 10, 2001 Yikes! The formatting really did come out all wrong! I tried to split the screen. Rats! Is there any way I can kill it and start again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 You can just edit your original post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kiltie Lad: Yikes! The formatting really did come out all wrong! I tried to split the screen. Rats! Is there any way I can kill it and start again?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i beleive the {code} tag does this, just replace {} with [ ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babra Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 What does the "List" UBB code do? I've never used it. Would it be handy for, umm, lists like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 10, 2001 Share Posted May 10, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Babra: What does the "List" UBB code do? I've never used it. Would it be handy for, umm, lists like that?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I've been wondering the same thing, so here goes a test: <UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>A I'm adorable<LI>B I'm so beautiful<LI>C I'm a cutey-wootey pie Well, there's the truth at last. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foobar Posted May 11, 2001 Share Posted May 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>BEFORE CM: FRIENDS-Dinnerguests, Hiking partners, Movie parnters, etc. AFTER CM: FRIENDS-You Lot!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You poor, poor pathetic loser, now you are as bad as me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olle Petersson Posted May 11, 2001 Share Posted May 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kiltie Lad: BEFORE CM: SEX-Ooo baby,Ooo baby, Ooo baby! AFTER CM: SEX-How was that,baby? Ooo baby, I's got to go play CM (usually followed by a vigorous slap to the jowls!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> For me: BEFORE CM: SEX-What I've longed for to have any time the last couple of years. Will I have to commit rape to get some? AFTER CM: SEX-Ooo baby, Ooo baby, Ooo baby! What? You can't take any more? Well, I'll go play CM 'til you're ready to continue... You see; CM does improve your sex-life... Cheers Olle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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