Dittohead Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 Since I have not yet received the game must do something to keep busy. Top Ten Reasons you did not receive your copy of CM. 10. Steve and Charles having Moose problems at warehouse. 9. Part of the Vast Right wing conspiracy to get the President. Oops wrong top ten list 8. Postal workers too busy playing game. 7. Distribution company workers too busy keeping Canadians out of warehouse. 6. Postal service too busy sorting fan mail for John Rocker. 5. Must be the oil companies fault. 4. Steve and Charles failed to pay "protection money" to Microsoft. 3. We thought you wanted it by Christmas(still 6 months away). 2. Did somebody say lobsters only $1.99/lb at supermarket. 1. First Name is Bennie, Last Name is Manieri If you live outside the USA, reasons for not getting the game. England -Any country that gave us the Teletubbies does not deserve the game Australia - You only get the game if you promise to keep Paul Hogan "down under." Germany - Still owe Steve and Charles one BMW each. France - When's the last time the French did anything for us? New Zealand - They got the America's cup isn't that enough. Enjoy Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bratch Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 #1 is DEFINATELY the best! ROFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 LOL. And you're a fellow Ohioan to boot. The humor is much appreciated...and much needed for those of us moping while we wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G4A Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 I don't get the one about moose problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 G4A, it's an obscure, but funny, reference to an American TV cartoon of years ago called Rocky and Bullwinkle, in which virtually any problem was referred to as a "Moose" problem because ... ta da ... Bullwinkle was a Moose ... Rocky was a Flying Squirrel but that's pretty much OT. Joe BTW, funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MantaRay Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 And Canada. You don't get it until you take William Shatner back. Ray ------------------ When asked, "How many moves do you see ahead?", CAPABLANCA replied: "One move - the best one." MantaRays 5 Pages Hardcore Gamers Daily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MantaRay: And Canada. You don't get it until you take William Shatner back. Ray <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ahh, PriceLine.com won't like that. And then we wouldn't have anything to laugh at on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jowa Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 This game is so damn good BTS just can't bear to part with it. [This message has been edited by Jowa (edited 06-21-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Beman Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 CM: I TOLD you it was gonna be BIG!! DjB ps "Goobye?! NO! Is BADbye!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MantaRay Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 Hehe OBG, that is why I would never go to that site! RAY ------------------ When asked, "How many moves do you see ahead?", CAPABLANCA replied: "One move - the best one." MantaRays 5 Pages Hardcore Gamers Daily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risc Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 DittoHead that was brilliant !!! I loved the reason why French are not getting it yet. Peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patboivin Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 William Shatner is OK, you can keep him. Scotty too, hey that series was full of Canadians. You can keep Jim Carey too, he seems right at home in the U.S., he fits right in. There is a Rocky and Bullwinkle movie coming out soon, good thing you reminded me. That should be an Oscar nominee!! (OK, not likely). As for Canadians in the warehouse, I don't get that one. I am sitting over here, plastering my house, and no game. <sigh> I liked the top ten reasons, though. I also wondered now whether all those people who modeled the game have been stuffing boxes for the past week. (and drinking beer in the warehouse, it's hard work you know.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 Does any other country want Paul Hogan? We don't want him back in Oz Maybe if he stops making crap movies we might. I see he's planning crocodile dundee 3,(Yawn) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevres Posted June 22, 2000 Share Posted June 22, 2000 ok Huang, we know its you because of the lame jokes, changing the name wont work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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