Jeff Heidman Posted July 8, 2000 Share Posted July 8, 2000 10. Why are these things called "Rosons"? 9. Is he friendly? 8. Fionn said I should be unbutto... 7. What's a "Panzerfaust"? 6. The smoke discharger! Where's the *&$% smoke discharger!?! 5. Target, Panther, 8-o'clock... 4. 75mm! You have got to be kidding me! 3. Hey! That's not a P-47! 2. Hey! That's a P-47! and the number one last words of a Sherman commander are.... 1. Infantry support?!? Don't need, don't want it! Jeff Heidman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fmonster Posted July 8, 2000 Share Posted July 8, 2000 LOL! Good ones Jeff! I have just a couple more: 3)"Evasive Manuevers, NOW!" 2)"Oh, It's just Infant....." and the #1 answer is 1)"Well, Gents, Looks like we got them all!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomasj Posted July 8, 2000 Share Posted July 8, 2000 How about this one? Don't worry men, thats our arty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aaronb Posted July 8, 2000 Share Posted July 8, 2000 "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." Some quotes have staying power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spook Posted July 8, 2000 Share Posted July 8, 2000 Add to the list: "What the hell is 'wet storage'?" and "Use the gyrostabilizer? Geez, the crew in here is unstable enough as it is!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supertanker Posted July 8, 2000 Share Posted July 8, 2000 Turnabout being fair play, here is my list of the Top 10 Last Words of a StuG Commander: 10. A bazooka team? With these new schurzen, we're practically invulnerable! 9. That Sherman can't penetrate our armor at this distance! 8. What is that over on the right? 7. Shoot the left one first. No, the right. No, the left. 6. Why is he driving past us? 5. It's only mortar fire, ignore it. 4. The ground looks a little damp, but we can make it. 3. How do I run this remote MG-thingy again? 2. Why does that M-10's turret look so funny? And the number one Last Words of a StuG Commander are: 1. Quick, hand me another round for the Naverit-, the Nevergu-, the Natvertisgudu-, oh, screw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Weaver Posted July 8, 2000 Share Posted July 8, 2000 And the Top 10 Last Words of a Panther Commander: 10. "What's this Pershing thing everybody keeps shouting about?" 9. "Everybody knows tanks can't go through bocage!" 8. "Snipers schmipers." 7. "This is a PERFECT firing position, we can sit here all day!" (105s start falling) 6. "Calm down, Hans. Forest roads are perfectly safe." 5. "Where did all our infantry go?" 4. "Are you kidding? Americans never lay ambushes." 3. "I'll just take a quick look around." 2. "Isn't that gun awfully big for a Sherman?" 1. "Weak spot? What weak spot?" Dan [This message has been edited by Dan Weaver (edited 07-08-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pillar Posted July 8, 2000 Share Posted July 8, 2000 "7. Shoot the left one first. No, the right. No, the left" That was a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fivetide Posted July 9, 2000 Share Posted July 9, 2000 Nooooo I did'nt say load smoke... Who remembers how to clear a jam..? These shells are to big they won't fit..!!! I told you it was to steep now we've completely stopp.... Dont be stupid their to big to be panthers.. Wow look on our six those trees are falling down all by themselves... I spy with my little eye somthing begining with T.. tree?...no...track?...no..I give up.. its a tig......errrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Heidman Posted July 9, 2000 Author Share Posted July 9, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Supertanker: Turnabout being fair play, here is my list of the Top 10 Last Words of a StuG Commander: .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> 11. Why is our engine on fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullethead Posted July 9, 2000 Share Posted July 9, 2000 Famous Last Words of US Airborne Berserkers at Night: "It's only 50m away, let's charge those dug-in SS flak bast--" ------------------ -Bullethead It was a common custom at that time, in the more romantic females, to see their soldier husbands and sweethearts as Greek heroes, instead of the whoremongering, drunken clowns most of them were. However, the Greek heroes were probably no better, so it was not so far off the mark--Flashman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Michael emrys Posted July 9, 2000 Share Posted July 9, 2000 You left out one: "OUCH!!!" Michael [This message has been edited by Michael emrys (edited 07-09-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rommel22 Posted July 9, 2000 Share Posted July 9, 2000 Last few words of a "Maus" commander. Whatch out for that snail. Hey loader, get out and get a shell from the trailer. Are you sure the bridge will hold??? Hurry, speed up, we have to catch that sherman. Damn engine blown, lets get out and push. ------------------ Russian tactics as said by von Mellenthin "Bridge heads everywhere" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iggi Posted July 9, 2000 Share Posted July 9, 2000 Well golleee gee, aren't those the SS Girls Scouts down there? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted July 10, 2000 Share Posted July 10, 2000 heh, you forgot for sherman commanders. "hey it's our flyboys! open fire!!" "yup it was a one of ours!, those gaping holes have a .50 cal quality - MEDIC!" "lucky for us we took out that Panzerschreck! now move in! they are harmless infantry" (one for the crew inside) "hey after that single rifle shot...the commander has been awfully quiet for some time, Phil go see whats wrong" (another one for the crew) ++driver++ I don't care what you give for an order, I'm not going out there to fix that fuel line! ++gunner++ KING TIGER 11 o'clock! ++driver++ on second thought, doctor said I need more fresh air... cya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jochen2 Posted July 10, 2000 Share Posted July 10, 2000 Last word of a Sherman-Commander: We´ll kill that cat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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