patboivin Posted September 8, 2000 Share Posted September 8, 2000 In case there are people out there who don't know what a Borg is, it's a cyborg without a mind of its own. They are all part of The Borg Collective, whose only purpose in life seems to be to assimilate other cultures and integrate them into the collective. It's a new addition to Star Trek, after they decided to make the Klingons friendly and they stopped talking about the Romulans. They had to make up another villain somehow! Another way of seeing the Borg is as... human garbage recyclers. They transform mere biological beings into highly efficient biomechanical drones. They haven't encountered the Andromedans yet, that should be a short feud, the Borg will become irrelevant. I am still waiting for the Klingon TV show, enough of this Federation and their boring diplomatic problems. But Paramount will never be able to fix Star Trek, they sacrificed it on the altar of the great box office god. Gna gna I don't think I have been assimilated yet, if I have, I forgot about it -- it didn't stick. I don't see any Borg... haven't seen them for a long time... I am free! free! What's that buzzing noise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The CM Borg Posted September 8, 2000 Share Posted September 8, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by patboivin: Gna gna I don't think I have been assimilated yet, if I have, I forgot about it -- it didn't stick. I don't see any Borg... haven't seen them for a long time... I am free! free! What's that buzzing noise? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It's you being assimilated. ------------------ Resistance is Futile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patboivin Posted September 8, 2000 Share Posted September 8, 2000 I am 5 of 9, hoping to spend all my time with 7 of 9... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malmvig Posted September 8, 2000 Share Posted September 8, 2000 Aargh - This starting to look like the compsysibmpcgamesflightsim back in the good 1998 old days! I've already read some quite interesting mails at this board lately. What is different from this board and the good old compsysibmpcgamesflightsim back in the good 1998 old days, is that obviously this board members stays united. I don't blame any of you and our best interest is that none of us pull the plug. Who ever have the interest of forcing somebodyelse out of this board are here to dig their own grave. That said, stay united and stop the fuss because it can be heard all the way to Moskva. Malmvig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patboivin Posted September 8, 2000 Share Posted September 8, 2000 Er, I don't think anything in this thread was intended to be taken seriously. The Borg are in a science fiction TV show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironcross Posted September 8, 2000 Share Posted September 8, 2000 the borg arent real!? my illusions have been shattered,of course the borg are real theirs 2 of them on this board. tut tut pat next youll be saying elijahs not real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen-x87 Posted September 8, 2000 Share Posted September 8, 2000 The CM Borg is about the most funny thing on here. I love how no matter what is posted the reply is always you being assimilated. I dont know if I was ever assimilated. Gen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddball_E8 Posted September 8, 2000 Share Posted September 8, 2000 Well he cant take me man... im like... way too wasted for him to do that man... just need my positiv waves man... ------------------ Wof, wof, wof, wof... Thats my other dog impression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The CM Borg Posted September 8, 2000 Share Posted September 8, 2000 Gen-x and Oddball, both assimilated ------------------ Resistance is Futile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNZer Posted September 8, 2000 Share Posted September 8, 2000 You know, the borg are about the only interesting thing in ST universe. I mean, you have Voyager, two interesting characters, the doctor, (who's just a damn Hologram, but they grabbed some Convenient Plot Devices to make him more of a main character and 7 of 9 who is borg!) DS9 just turned into a poor bab5 ripoff and ST:NG hasn't done anything interesting ever i think. Of course, I am a total Babylon 5 fan.. Unfortunately there are irreconcilable differences between bab5 fans and trekies hehe.. What we really need is a CM Kosh, (from bab 5).. He/it/they had some good quotes.. damn can't rememeber them now. I think a Kosh answer to all those newby questions would be hysterical. "I don't know how to ambush, what do i do?" "there is knowing.. there is unknowing. In the light you find shadows. Walk the line" kinda stuff haha ramble.. PeterNZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizzaro Borg Posted September 8, 2000 Share Posted September 8, 2000 Hmmm...7 of 9. Vigorously assimilated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrFog Posted September 8, 2000 Share Posted September 8, 2000 CM Borg, where is the list of already assimilated CMers ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil the Dill Posted September 8, 2000 Share Posted September 8, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gen-x87: The CM Borg is about the most funny thing on here. I love how no matter what is posted the reply is always you being assimilated. Gen<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Jochen Pieper was rejected (I laughed for hours when that was said) ------------------ "Your Mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" [This message has been edited by Phil the Dill (edited 09-08-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GriffinCheng+ Posted September 8, 2000 Share Posted September 8, 2000 I find Borg pretty boring, expecially after the movie "ST:First Contact". Well, I don't know why Borg likes to simulate human who are prone to stupidity, selfishness and greed as Scott Adams says. But well, cybernetics implants are cool, but I rather like those in Ghost in the Shell. BTW, I get the episode guides of B5 from Amazon and the Secuirty Manual too. Frankly, I have just watched 3 episodes randommly. I really like the CG battles and I am impressed by the idea of Vorlon biological warships which hides the scientist within its body and the scientist hears it sing. Cool! I know Scott Adams stars in an episode in Season 4. Griffin. ------------------ "+" is just the beginning. Expect to see "GriffinCheng76", "GriffinCheng(105)" or "GriffinChengA3E8" more should Forum problems occur again [This message has been edited by GriffinCheng+ (edited 09-08-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patboivin Posted September 8, 2000 Share Posted September 8, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PeterNZer: You know, the borg are about the only interesting thing in ST universe.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Only if you don't watch reruns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddball_E8 Posted September 8, 2000 Share Posted September 8, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The CM Borg: Gen-x and Oddball, both assimilated <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmm?... oh yeah man, i mean... uhm.. like... imean no swett you know... ------------------ Wof, wof, wof, wof... Thats my other dog impression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord General MB Posted September 9, 2000 Share Posted September 9, 2000 Soldiers, The CM Borg needs a list... He missed ME! But that not to suprising. Since I've got over 20 "pershings" and 200 troops after that deserter! CM Borg... It's YOUR turn to be asimulated! by a 90mm shell! ------------------ Cheers, Lord General Mr. Bill, 1st Army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The CM Borg Posted September 9, 2000 Share Posted September 9, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lord General MB: Soldiers, The CM Borg needs a list... He missed ME! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The lord general is added to the list of those assimilated ------------------ Resistance is Futile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord General MB Posted September 9, 2000 Share Posted September 9, 2000 Private: Ehem (Clears throught) (drinks water)... !BLAM! (vaporises CM Borg with 90mm shell) (adds CM Borg to list of destroyed deserters). Private your remains ARE DISMMISED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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