Guest YK2 Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: Now that rabid woman will keep on posting till she's a full blown Knight. Ow Gawd! Did I just say FULL BLOWN? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Something you forgot to tell me Love? ------------------ And the proper plural form would be "bananas ARE my business"! Sheeesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 <h1>Now THAT is more like it!!!</h1> ------------------ I have challenged the QA team to a Bat-Leth contest. They shall not trouble us again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YK2 Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda: You know, the Cesspool used to be so clean-minded...now that there's a woman present it's full of nothing but sexual connotations and innuendo. Where has the world gone to? PawBroon, are you and I the only sane ones left? Ah, what the hell.. Take it off! Take it all off! OH MY GOD... Seems my cherry just got popped. Thanks for the help Croda. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ------------------ And the proper plural form would be "bananas ARE my business"! Sheeesh! [This message has been edited by YK2 (edited 10-18-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 YK2 would be alright if she would knock it of with the damn smilies. Well, no she's a pal of Pawbroon's so there must be something completely wrong with her. She can't possibly be alright with the sort of company she keeps. If she is a her. I got $0.47 (yes, that's 47 cents!) American that says she is really a s/him. Any takers? Peng ------------------ "I hope a bucket of nails falls on your head..." Hamsters/Meeks(!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 I think I may have to add that to my sig file. --- I helped pop YK2's cherry! Won't my wife be proud. and Go berst your bubble, you talking to me with that large fonted salute? ------------------ "Nuts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: Isn't that a bit like Rain Man counting everything really? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I had to count the words to make sure that what I had seen was correct, and not caused by the tears welling in my eyes due to the foul stench of the place. I also needed to make sure that I had not overlooked some insignificant little worms words anywhere in The Thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 Crud-da, As much as I loathe to admit I agree with you. (cry..sniff..I'm okay...I can go on) It seems that the testosterone levels that use to dominate and swirl within the mass of filth and bile known only as The Cesspool are being rivaled by nothing less then estrogen. Yes... The evil estrogen. The hormone of wretchedly happy things, hideously cute fluffy bunnies, and, by far the most terrifying part... Yani music. Come my brethren let us sweat, fart, pass bowel, and generally do nasty things that only MEN do, least we mutate into something woefully resembling a gentlemen's club where Ricky Martin music bellows out as we pass civilities between us. I say NEVER! NEVER I tell you! UNITE! Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda: Dear heathenous bastard: Blah, blah, blah <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Crawdad, you arrogant git. I have already: told you to send your worst setup (see page 13 of The Thread), berated you for your lack of response and wasting my valuable time (see page 14 of The Thread), ridiculed your husbandly devotion (see page 15 of The Thread), caused your head to explode (see page 16 of The Thread), demeaned your argument with Shaw (see page 16 again of The Thread), complained bitterly about the setup and tried to prepare you for the demise of your troops and their subsequent serving to the Nation's children (see page 18 of The Thread), and complained about the setup again (see page 18 of The Thread again). Only then, after encountering that pitiful, insignificant, hardly-deserving-the-electrons-it-took-to-deliver post of yours in response to hymen sedai's lame attempt did I feel the need to speak about your words (or lack thereof) simply because there were no other worthy targets left related to you!! I amend my earlier implication regarding you. You obviously made such a weak post because you are still recovering from the incident on page 16 of The Thread. The doctors, finding no suitable brains from flatulent orangutans available to place in your head, instead used the detrius from last weeks bedpans. And I am likewise sorry to hear that they didn't quite get it "full up", and that you hear a sloshing sound between your ears whenever you look around. Must be quite distracting... Nor do I derive any special satisfaction from abusing those of lesser intelligence (so how is the divorce going between your father and mother-sister?), but expect no quarter on the battlefield when your hamstertruppen are squealing in pain in the midst of their death throes. ------------------ I have challenged the QA team to a Bat-Leth contest. They shall not trouble us again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 You bloody ape, I await your pathetic advance of troops mewling "I can't see, Sarge. Do you think they'll shoot us even if we can't see {BLAMMO} ARGGHHH!!! I'm HIT!!! My eyes! He shot me in my eyes! Momma! Momma! Please help me! The sunuvabitch shot me in my eyes!!" Sarge: Did anyone see where that shot came from?" Corporal Dip****: "Nope...maybe from over there where that snickering's coming from, it's kind of dark over {BLAMMO} Oh F*CK! My goddamm spleen is leeking onto the ground. MEDIC!!! MEDIC put my damn spleen back in! Momma!" Sarge: Did anyone see where that shot came from?" Lather, Rinse, Repeat. ------------------ "Nuts!" [This message has been edited by Croda (edited 10-18-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda: I think I may have to add that to my sig file: I helped pop YK2's cherry! Won't my wife be proud.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Too bad she did it all by herself on the top of that page Honey... Now PeeWee, stop thinking you're it! Thanks for helping my Squire nonetheless. ------------------ Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard... PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 Ahhh.. I cannot resist. You all must check out the following Onion article. http://www.theonion.com/onion3636/counterpoint_technology.html Now back to work you freakin' sloths! Jeff [This message has been edited by jshandorf (edited 10-18-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YK2 Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 oh Pengy Baby, Thanks for the offer, but I never play with teens, you NAUGHTY boy you. ------------------ And the proper plural form would be "bananas ARE my business"! Sheeesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 Hah! You didn't post the Onion article which I thought you were going to post, which leaves me free to do it. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Historical Inaccuracy Found In Wild West Strip Show LAS VEGAS-- Donald Nance, a vacationing Massillon, OH, accountant and history buff, detected a historical inaccuracy Monday in a Wild West-themed topless revue at Las Vegas' Mustang Club. "If you look at the pistols Miss Kitty was brandishing, they were clearly of a make not produced by the Colt factories until well after the turn of the century," Nance said. "And the kind of white patent-leather boots worn by the strippers were not produced at any time during the Westward Expansion phase." Nance also noted that pasties of the Wild West era did not feature tassels. ------------------ Soy super bien, soy super super bien, soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf: Come my brethren let us sweat, fart, pass bowel, and generally do nasty things that only MEN do, least we mutate into something woefully resembling a gentlemen's club where Ricky Martin music bellows out as we pass civilities between us. I say NEVER! NEVER I tell you! UNITE! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> There's only one way to fight this, and that's Grog-Porn™. Herewith an excerpt from Rear-Area Action (Amsterdam: Leather Tiger Press, 1999): Swinging his manly bulk over the shot-trap, SS-Oberspankführer Großeier mounted his Pzkw V Ausf. D with tight-fitting Zimmerit coating and anti-rocket corsets. Lovingly he stroked the long, hardened steel barrel of the 75L48 cannon. His piercing gaze fell upon the naked torso of his driver, Gefreiter Schaffevögeln, rhythmically swabbing out the barrel. Although he could feel in the core of his being that his commander was giving him the eye, Schaffevögeln suddenly started to slack. "Ram harder, damn you!" screamed Großeier as he saw his driver's long tool begin to droop. "Give that barrel a damn good reaming out!" Schaffevögeln redoubled his efforts; sweat began to drip down his chest onto his shiny leather boots. The force of it made the Panzer's barrel quiver. "That's more like it!" screamed Großeier, "Harder, harder, harder! Yes, that's it!" Completely satisfied with his driver's reaming, Großeier turned his attention to the ammo cart that was being pulled by a team of strapping, sweaty horses... Well, I hope that's cleared the air a bit. Sure made me feel manly. ------------------ Ethan ----------- Das also war des Pudels Kern! -- Goethe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 Jeff, it's nice to know that somewhere, there is someone who think like I do...and no it's not the hog receptionist either. ------------------ "Nuts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNZer Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 Pawboon! Typical frenchie, all talk no action. I'm about to spank your little grey heynie as I will spank Y2K if it so dares as to send me a setup, and you won't bloody send me an email! I demand satisfaction! Do I have to kill you a second time in another game for the slackness shown in this first game?! PeterNZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 Hakko Ichiu's Grog-porn HAS to be the god-damn funniest thing I have read here so far. Geezus.. I had to stifle myself for fear of my co-workers hearing me. Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YK2 Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PeterNZer: Pawboon! Typical frenchie, all talk no action. I'm about to spank your little grey heynie as I will spank Y2K if it so dares as to send me a setup, and you won't bloody send me an email! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Trust me PNzer there is plenty action coming from that TYPICAL FRENCHIE. ------------------ And the proper plural form would be "bananas ARE my business"! Sheeesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2: Trust me PNzer there is plenty action coming from that TYPICAL FRENCHIE. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now that's a shameless plug... You should behave love or they'd soon be thinking you're a woman and that there is some sexual intermouse between us. BTW Goaty, you've shown some difficulties in your past history dealing with files. Should you be checking your INbox then maybe you would find the file you're looking for. ------------------ Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard... PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors! [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 10-18-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 HA! You don't have to be a FBI profiler to know that MOST people that peruse this board are either sexually repressed or blatantly undersexed COUGHOber-ButtCOUGH. Either way, hearing comments on Putzbroom's ALLEGED, and I strongly emphasize the word ALLEGED, sexual prowess is as appealing to me as knowing which way Crud-da's genitalia bends! You one-handed typing wanker! Jeff [This message has been edited by jshandorf (edited 10-18-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf: Knowing which way Crud-da's genitalia bends! You one-handed typing buffoon! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Let me get this straight. And no BlowMouse I wasn't refering to some natural bending. So, if I still remember what with Coriolis forces and the fact that Scuba lives in the Northern hemisphere, I'd say he bends on the left. Guess that makes him a right handed, one handed typist... As for me, Yuk could testify, I'm typing most of my post with the violent bashing of my genitalia on the keyboard. That explains most of the typos. Therefore I cannot qualify in your Paralympic games of Freaks since I am a none handed typist buffoon... ------------------ Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard... PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors! [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 10-18-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNZer Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 PoorFrenchie, if by action, you mean your girls screaming and running from the burning building, I definately look forward to seeing more 'action'. PeterNZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: Let me get this straight. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I bet Crud-da wishes the same thing. Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted October 18, 2000 Share Posted October 18, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PeterNZer: PoorFrenchie, if by action, you mean your girls screaming and running from the burning building, I definately look forward to seeing more 'action'.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, never ever have I seen someone so happy to witness french girls running AWAY from him... I'm concerned by your well being Peter, are you A-Ok? You want to talk of something? ------------------ Goaty to YK2: I can teach your ass that yes, it can be spanked so hard... PawBroon to Goaty: I do not take subcontractors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNZer Posted October 19, 2000 Share Posted October 19, 2000 Since your Germans seem to be in the town, they wouldn't be any good anyway, the girls probably only know how to whip boys in leather while the hun crawl around licking the girls feet saying 'yess misstresss' PeterNZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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