GI Tom Posted August 10, 2000 Share Posted August 10, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dNorwood: I'm a little rusty, but shouldn't this be: Ixnay onay e-thay ench-fray? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Only hamsters speak in that dialect of Pig Latin that you are describing. I AM NO FOOL! You cannot trick me with your pathetic attempts! GI Tom ------------------ To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of wierd sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted August 10, 2000 Share Posted August 10, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: Germanboy wrote: > the difference between the two was the slightly improved design of the shade-holder, enabling the gunner to draw his shades 0.0005sec faster on the P-22 Best laugh of the week. David =D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Are you implying that the P-22 was some kind of joke? The P-22 (which, as I have stated before, was the American designation for the British FPE-7 "Thadwhapper") saved many a brave soldier's life. I'll quote, if I may, and I may, so I will, Sgt. Bradford Bloomingfork, from Harry McPuffappee's book Thadwhapper: The Tragedy and The Glory "The Thadwhapper saved me bloody life, it did. A poor little bird, crazed from the sight of Captain Hogworth's naked bum (which is another story entirely), flew straight into me Thadwhapper. The thick papier mache restraining wall held the bird until I could shoot it with me Sten. Without me Thadwhapper, I might've spilt me tea, or worse. As it is, I got a nice little birdie dinner out of it, what." I'll thank you not to refer to this excellent product of British industry as "a laugh." ------------------ Soy super bien, soy super super bien, soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killmore Posted August 10, 2000 Share Posted August 10, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Skorzeny: I am born polish/french and I am well advanced in the use of Germans as well. Skorzeny <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> W takim razie: Jemu poprostu chodzilo o to ze twoja odpowiedz byla troche zabardzo agresywna i zlosliwa. Nie potrzebnie zaczynasz wojne. [This message has been edited by killmore (edited 08-10-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 10, 2000 Share Posted August 10, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>GI Tom whined in the following manner: Only hamsters speak in that dialect of Pig Latin that you are describing. I AM NO FOOL!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Abundant evidence to the contrary notwithstanding I suppose? <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Then Cup A Bra ... whatever ... "weighed" in with this: I'll quote, if I may, and I may, so I will, Sgt. Bradford Bloomingfork, from Harry McPuffappee's book Thadwhapper: The Tragedy and The Glory <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I've always found McPuffappee to be essentially sound if trivial, but I must take exception to his characterization of Bloomingfork as a homicidal neo-Socialist with delusions of adequacy who was foundering in a role not suited to him. Anyone who has done any research into the life of Bloomingfork (and who hasn't) is well aware that his REAL name was Bloom N. Forken and he was descended from the Forken idiots of Bavaria who liked to wander about the Alps with black goats on leashes. Or maybe it was hamsters? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted August 10, 2000 Share Posted August 10, 2000 "Hakko Ichiu" aka "Ethan" is currently being held by the Hamster Liberation Front. I have taken control of his terminal; you may call me Professor Doktor Hamster X. You don't even want to know what we have done to his cat. We, the Free Hamsters of the world, will no longer tolerate being the butt of all flame wars. What do you think we are, gerbils? We will no longer countenance being compared to SS-Panzergrenadiers or being grilled, barbecued, poached, baked, or otherwise cooked in AFVs (and this includes non-heat intensive cooking methods such as slaking, curing, cold-smoking, and marinating in lime juice). If all disparaging references to Hamsters in this thread (and all others on all BBSs around the world) are not removed immediately, we will begin retaliatory action. Be warned, we are in possession of a tactical plumbing device. If our demands are not met, we will not hesitate to throw the kitchen sink at the forces of Hamster oppression. The time for action has come!!!! And you can tell those @#$#@#$s at the Front for Hamster Liberation that they can kiss my furry @$$. {edited for typos. You try typing on a full sized keyboard when your hands are 1/2 an inch wide and you weigh 2 ounces.} [This message has been edited by Hakko Ichiu (edited 08-10-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Posted August 10, 2000 Share Posted August 10, 2000 Killmore - dobrze powiedziales. Time to lock it up - it can only go downwards from here... [This message has been edited by Moon (edited 08-10-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 10, 2000 Share Posted August 10, 2000 Ladies and Gentlemen, fellow humans all (excepting Skorzeny, of course) are we going to stand idly by and watch the Hamsters have their evil way with our friend and companion Eathan? Are we going to allow them to complete their unspeakable tortures and God knows what vile acts upon his person? Even if he likes it? Stand with me and be counted ... here, I'll start ... ONE I do this for all mankind, I do this for the community and I do this for Eathan ... actually I do it for me, we have this PBEM game going and I'll have a hell of a lot better chance playing Eathan than I would a Hamster. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamo Posted August 10, 2000 Share Posted August 10, 2000 Well, now it's time for me to post. Simply because this is a long pointless thread, and I feel it's my duty to add to it. So there. If I can qoute a scene from the great vestible of all knowledge and wisdom (The Simpsons): "No one ever picks Italy" Zamo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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