MrPeng Posted April 29, 2000 Author Share Posted April 29, 2000 Dare you lecture me on the evolution of language?! Call me an old fuddy duddy, hell call me Margret and Slather my Ass with Butter, but DO NOT TELL ME THAT PUNCTUATION DRESSED UP IN HTML IS ENGLISH! I'd rather rip my own head off than to succumb to such an idea. Hieroglyphics, maybe, but not English. And yes, you may be correct that the point is, in fact, MOOT that corruptions of the language are part of what make it grow and thrive, but I SIMPLY CANNOT ACCEPT SMILIES AS A PART OF DISCOURSE! OK? ITS A PERSONAL PROBLEM! Like the spastic colon from eating too many of the little rat bastards. My OWN DAMN PROBLEM! HEY! Get the little scum. kill him! stomp his horrid little guts out! quick! QUICK! OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! Peng ------------------ Peng sez "die a lot now." I can't catch the filthy thing, but i killed and ate it's brother. [This message has been edited by MrPeng (edited 04-28-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hnh3_cm Posted April 29, 2000 Share Posted April 29, 2000 Forward, men! Tonight is payback time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 29, 2000 Share Posted April 29, 2000 The only good one is a dead one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted April 29, 2000 Share Posted April 29, 2000 SMILES!?!?! I did that once, hurt like hell...never catch me doing that again. ------------------ "Tryin to be so so bad is bad enough, don't make me laugh by talkin tough" EC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerLeader Posted April 29, 2000 Share Posted April 29, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Besides the French bureaucrats in the Ministry of Art and Culture spend too much time wanking in public places to actually know what they are doing.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What the ****?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echo Posted April 29, 2000 Share Posted April 29, 2000 Dont know knock smilys until youve tried it. For the uninitiated, grab yourself a plane ticket to Olongapo City, Phillipines (or in my case a slow boat), and make your way to Mk Sai Sai street. In any of the respectable establishments there youll find the finest in southeast Asian beer, and the best looking girls from the local populace. You and all your friends (you did remember plane tickets for your pals didnt ya?) gather round the largest table in the pub, and the pretty girls in the corner all go under the table. First person to smile buys the rounds. Boy did I buy alot of rounds. ------------------ As I walk through the Valley of Death, I will fear no one, for I am the meanest mother*#*#** in the valley. (George S. Patton) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Time Software Posted April 29, 2000 Share Posted April 29, 2000 Ok Ok, don't wear out the poor little GIFs Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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