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"And what's with the reference to a 'hedgerow'? We're not exactly in Normandy."

Tough crowd.

"Speaking of bush...wax much?"

"Sorry. I don't swing that way."

Now, there's a prickly subject.

" 'Hedgerow'? Don't you mean 'bush'?"

"Let's stop beating around the hedgerow, shall we?"

"I can't say I'm keen about all of Father's policies."

The Easter Bunny just pre-ordered.

The Easter Bunny's getting vewwy, vewwy newwvous...

The Easter Bunny is getting nervous...

"Behind bars? Try Auschwitz."

"And if we get caught, we'll find ourselves behind bars..."

Only the Easter Bunny knows for sure.

Hell, even I'd be tempted to move to Australia if that happens.

Fourteen per cent?! What I wouldn't do to have a fourteen per cent exchange rate. The hit against the Canadian dollar is twenty-five per cent. Americans might want to keep that in mind before moving here en masse should Donald Trump be elected next Leader of The Free World.

The original "Mein Kampf" was written behind bars...

What it borders on, Dear Reader, is a series of one-liners lacking any semblance of a plot.

Here's a quick fix: double the height of all HTs. Or at least the height of their so-called "protective skins".

I know some of you will cry: "But that borders on plagiarism!"

With larger numbers of the elderly entering the ranks it was probably deemed a necessity to use larger numbers. If only to avoid the inevitable "friendly fire". "Alles klar?"

He called it "Mein Kampf".

@ Combatintman I am willing to make an exception. Just for you. Have you ever seen numbers painted that big? Anywhere? Even the Bismarck's call numbers were smaller.

For Sale: One slightly used scope. Sold as is.

Willy described the story of one man's struggle with his own sexuality.