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Which would prevent YOU from using Firefox. Hey, what a great idea ! :mad: :mad: :mad: Setup received from that canuckistani maggot. I am surveying the field ahead of me and making my plan for attack. :mad:

Thanks for the advice. I'll be careful and look out for any acts of heroism, and deal with them with excessive amount of violence. Corvidae, gimme Allies ! I haven't played with Soviets for a while.

You've got a big bark little doggie, but can you bite ? :mad: :mad: :mad:

Quote from BB : "My poo is floating over there, in the toilet, he said." :mad: :mad: :mad:

Quotes from Wiki on TNT : TNT is poisonous... Some military testing grounds are contaminated with TNT. TNT is quite toxic. It can also be absorbed through the skin... During the First World War, munition workers who handled TNT found that their skin turned bright yellow... ...about 100 workers died from the disease... There is evidence that TNT adversely affects male fertility... Don't mess with TNT if you can't handle it. :mad: :mad: :mad:

As per PseudoSimon's request, I give you an update on the Finnish Big Brother: Last nite there was bit of a party going on, as the occupants successfully completed as task given them by BB. For their prize they were awarded wine, beer and cider. The going got quite rough as the people were drunk. And stupid. There was a good amount of both, as first access to the swimming pool was restricted, the the patio, and finally the sauna, because of drunken behaviour. There probably will be penalties awarded today. Which serves them right. :mad: In other developments, PseudoSimon has been awarded a defense against my attacking German infantry force. :mad: :mad: The objectives will be captured, and his Communists will be TNT'ed into oblivion. :mad: :mad:

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Trés bien ! ( I probably got that wrong, two words, it's not much, but for me there's plenty on chances to go wrong ) I'll give you some steeplands terror when you have the time. You reckon hot desert is bad ? Mate, you don't know the word pain if you haven't fought at temperatures of below -30C ! Our battle, be it ME, attack or whatever, will take place in the harsh Russian winter. Welcome to the Eastern Front, comrade. My email address is in the profile. Feel free to mail me when you're ready. PS. I prefer Smirnoff.

Hardy-har. :mad: I've been following to his progress over the net. So far his performances include: * Sleeping naked with a man, also licking ( ? ) him * Appearing naked after the sauna as the towel cowering him slipped off. He was drunk, big surprise. In an interview he had said that one of the silliest things he's done was walking on the rail of this bridge in the city centre. Naked. In February. He works in the telemarketing sector, selling magazines to old women who don't really need them. Which probably explains everything. :mad: :mad: :mad: Anyways, any takers for my setup ? No one foolish enough to take me on ? :mad: :mad:

Corvidae, would you like to do battle in the East Front ? Far away from the corrupt Paris politicians. In the desolate Russian forests and steppes, where life ends quickly and violently, where there will be no mercy. Only vodka, cans of tinned spam and spent 7,92 mm cartridges. And more vodka. How about it ?

I learnt today that my former boss for a different job where I worked at - exactly for 3,5 days to be precise - has enrolled in the Finnish version of Big Brother. Interesting. :mad: :mad: [ August 29, 2006, 04:04 AM: Message edited by: Prinz Eugen_2 ]

Love your bad jokes, by the way. [ August 28, 2006, 11:56 PM: Message edited by: Prinz Eugen_2 ]

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I finished B & T : Green Hell as Krauts and managed a 56 - 44 minor victory. I made the mistake of being too careful in the beginning, thus I couldn't humiliate my artificial opponent. As it happens, I might take on one of you maggots in a CMBB-PBEM battle. My conditions are : * An attack, no MEs * I attack, you defend ( you can try :mad: ) * Me as the frickin' Krauts * An all-infantry setup. * 1000 points. As to the rest, I leave up to you. The mail address is in the profile. Expect to be utterly spanked if YOU choose to confront me in the field. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Just take your time. ( And do not succumb to fanbois' whining ! )

We exist to kick some serious a$$. :mad: Somebody's got to do it.

This is a great day for canuckistan. Two of its citizens are about to engage in intellectual activities. The whole world awaits with bated breath. What will they discover ? Fire ? The use of chunks of rock as tools ? Control of one's bowel movement ? :mad: :mad: :mad:

Who said I was joking ? :mad: Besides, I don't take notice of what Poo doggey might utter. It doesn't make sense no matter how hard it tries. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Does anyone here own The Operational Art of War III, by the way ? Any opinions on that one ? :mad:

I am tempted, but not yet. Haven't played a full scenario since... Oh well. :mad: :mad: :mad: At teh moment am trying to chuck TNT in B&T : Green Hell as the Germans. :mad:

Goes without saying, bitch. :mad:

Now that's a change. You don't say you were actually able to organize a thought ? I'm impressed. Maybe now you could start trying to exert control over your limbs. That should keep you occupied this coming winter... :mad: You'll get there in the end, to make your nation proud as the first canuckistani maggot to ever rise on his two feet. :mad: A small step for a maggot, a giant leap for canuckistan. :mad:

They don't. Which is quite tragic really. For them. :mad: :mad: Anger management my hairy ar$e. :mad: Haven't you heard the Beatles' tune : All you need is HATE ??? :mad: Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. There's nothing you can do that can't be done. Nothing you can sing that can't be sung. Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game It's easy. There's nothing you can make that can't be made. No one you can save that can't be saved. Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time It's easy. All you need is hate, all you need is hate, All you need is hate, hate, hate is all you need. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. All you need is hate, all you need is hate, All you need is hate, hate, hate is all you need. There's nothing you can know that isn't known. Nothing you can see that isn't shown. Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be. It's easy. All you need is hate, all you need is hate, All you need is hate, hate, hate is all you need. All you need is hate (all together now) All you need is hate (everybody) All you need is hate, hate, hate is all you need. Let's just hate each other, yeah ? :mad: :mad: :mad:

My profession is delivering newspapers, so that almost makes me a postman. The answer should be obvious. :mad: ' Newspapers ? NEWSPAPERS ??? I'LL GIVE YOU FRIKKIN' NEWSPAPERS YOU A$$HOLE !!!! *loads the weapon, lights TNT, takes aim* AAGGGGGGRRRRRGGGGGGRRRRRGGGAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGRRR GRGGGGGRRRRRR GGGGGGRRRRAAAAAAGGGGRRRR GGGGRRRRAAAAHHHHHH RRRRGGGGGGRRRRAAAAAAGGGGHHH !!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

What force could you send over the border, eh ? Grog Dorosh and his fellow uniform/dress enthusiasts ? :mad: :mad: :mad: