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Jaska.

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  1. It's simple my dear Canuckistani : BLACK todgers are bigger, fatter, and meaner than white ones. And I have a video to prove it, want to see ? :mad: :mad: :mad: That's why I'm packin' black. :mad: :mad: :mad: You should change the title of this thread from Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles to Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Celebrate Prinz Eugen_2's Strong, Muscular, Big, Black, Mean, Fat Todger. Do it now.
  2. I so do NOT concur with the above, salient point. :mad: :mad: Continue with your slack and I will be forced to whip out my strong, muscular, big, black, mean, fat todger. :mad: :mad: It's your choice whether you leave me with no choice or not. :mad: :mad:
  3. Anyone else find the words "concur" and "salient" ANNOYING ??? :mad: :mad: :mad:
  4. I concur with this salient point, with it having been so succulently presented.
  5. My HANDLE is a damn fine statement in its own right ! :mad: :mad: :mad:
  6. Today I read enlightened American Christians stating that dinosaurs are 4000 years old. Ah, the wonders of the internets. Any old fool has a medium for their irrelevant opinions. Man and dinosaur lived together peacefully around 2000 BC. (Illustration by Peggy Miller)
  7. I'm going to wield my <font size=15>GIGANTIC</font size=15> shlong and protect the Socialist Republic of the Undefeated Finns by striking the nuke and the coffee table back into the frozen wastes that is the Socialist Republic of the Cowardly Canuckistanis. The moral of this story : The good guys win, the bad guys lose, and, as usual, England Prevails. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  8. Y'all is just envious of my strong, muscular, big, black, mean, fat todger. :mad: :mad: :mad: Don't worry. Noone else's pecker surpasses mine. The Finnish Government actually has issued me a special license to carry my <font size=20>MASSIVE</font size=15> todger. They wanted to ensure that I was capable and mature enough to wield such a beast as my <font size=15>GIANT</font size=15> shlong. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  9. Meh. :mad: You're still flabbergasted by my HUGE BONE. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  10. A whole post without reference to my <font size = 15>MASSIVE TODGER</font> !!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
  11. I've got a MAJOR bone right here, bitches ! :mad: :mad: :mad: Pay respects to it ! :mad: :mad: :mad:
  12. My todger is g*d d****d aggressive. :mad: :mad: :mad: (censored for the benefit of those delicate Americans among us, who get anxiety for seeing a flash of Janet Jackson's tit for one-third of a second)
  13. I give it regular excercise each day. :mad: :mad: It's such a strong, muscular, big, black, mean, fat todger now. :mad: :mad: My wrists hurt. :mad: :mad:
  14. I think that there should be less of that lip and more praise to my big, black, mean, fat todger. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  15. BAH ! You're counting ? Such an amateur... MY todger is still the king of all big, black, mean, fat todgers ! :mad: :mad: :mad:
  16. Since I started posting about my big, black, mean, fat todger, the intellectual content of this thread has multiplied tenfold. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  17. I don't know anything, I just read this forum, but I'd guess that the vehicles are parked. I couldn't imagine civilians driving around in their vehicles when there's a Syrian/US shooting competition going on. And as a Syrian player I wouldn't be too interested in driving around in sedans, IEDed or otherwise. Parking them around and then blowing them up on remote control, well, that's another matter altogether.
  18. You will never experience the powers of my todger, so you can hardly comment on the subject. :mad: :mad: :mad: There are such wild stories my todger could tell if it had the powers of speech. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  19. I knew a Syrian guy once. He thinks being gay is a disease. It's in the genes, he says. It's SICK, according to him. I'm all for invasion. Make war, not love. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  20. Why has this thread not died a long and painful death already ? :mad: Let's face it, Cheery Waffle has failed. :mad:
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