Hortlund
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Nothing fit to print, no.Originally posted by Bigduke6:Ok, now for comments.
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Me, I think the Iraqi's main intention could only have been to kill or otherwise remove all the infidels next to the mosque.
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the insurgency held the ground, successfully defended a mosque, destroyed a Kiowa, damaged two Strykers, injured five Americans and (far more importantly) an unidentified number of Iraqis fighting on the American side.
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The property damage alone could well have added more peope to the insurgency side, than the Americans managed to wipe out during the firefight.
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It also was senseless, as one of the participants points out, to fight so long and so hard for the wreck of a Kiowa.
Opinions?
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I thought photons were both "a wavelength" and "has a mass". At least that is what I remember from physics class.
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So what is Shtora and how does it work and why are you impressed by it?
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Ewww...you eat flies?Originally posted by Seanachai:I have killed and eaten animals that displayed more intelligence than 80% of you lot.
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Here you go ..oops ...TWANNGGOriginally posted by NG cavscout:Leutnant Hortlund the crossbow if you please....
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Soap was invented in 2800 BC in Babylonia.Originally posted by Lars:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund:
Im suspecting that the phone is unable to communicate body odors, maybe that is why I am so successful on the phone. Genious invention that phone...
Perhaps you should technologize in smaller steps? </font>
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So...things are looking good... And she has already met me thankyouverymuch...she works in one of "my" banks.Originally posted by NG cavscout:ummm, I hope you don't have a video phone. Does she have to actually meet/see you at one point? sigh, poor guy.
I do wish you the best of luck, maybe she will be impressed with the fact that you are "European"? That always seems to impress women in the U.S. Seems like any swarthy fellow with a 1920's pimp pencil moustache, sweat stains in the armpits of his polyester shirt, and a French accent has to wade through a sea of willing female flesh to get to the bathroom.
Anyway, whats the local girls like in Iraq? Do they all have moustaches? Are there any good looking ones? Are there anyones who dare go outside without a veil/burka/whatever?
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I am now in the process of chatting up a girl via the telephone. Wish me luck.Originally posted by NG cavscout:Leutnant Hortlund I applaud your chutzpah. Why, I am not sure, but I do applaud it. It goes well with your strong Scandinavian body odor.
Im suspecting that the phone is unable to communicate body odors, maybe that is why I am so successful on the phone. Genious invention that phone...
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Does every single thread have to turn into this stupid sniping at BFC and/or the US? Cant we just ban a couple of the most obvious trolls and enjoy the tranquility after that?
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Im sorry dear. You see, every other weekend, I leave Casa Hortlund and travel north to my old hometown to spend a weekend with the kids. Not so much forum-time these weekends. So you'll have to do with this:Originally posted by NG cavscout:Ok, I have been sitting in my tent too long, going stir crazy, "Leutnant Hortlund, entertain me, dance a Swedish jig, show me how you transform into a bat, or introduce me to the Swedish Bikini Team or somefink!!"
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Howcome you earned the title Spanker of the Swedish anyway?
And howcome Ive never been spanked by you? (Now there is a nice mental image for the rest of you sods)
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Im sorry NG but I cant run CM on my laptop, and this ol laptop is all Ive got now since I moved to another town and changed jobs and all. Soo either we wait until I buy a new computer sometime next year, or you'll have to try your luck against me in some other type of game. Like chess.
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But surely you guys must run into classified areas too. Like the exact armor capabilities of the Abrams for example. Or the exact peneteration ability of the AT-14.Originally posted by Moon:Actually the amount of hard fact-based information available for modern weapons system widely surpasses what is out there for WW2. Of course this won't stop the arguing in any way. Grognards are grognards...
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So how do you guys model that? When you dont have the armor stats for the Abrams, or the penetration ability of the AT-14. How do you model that AT-14 hitting the Abrams?
This is a genuine question btw, no critizism.
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Today I drink coffee.
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See, there is an upside with being ugly. I dont have to fear camel spiders. *cracks open another beer* mmmMMMmm beerOriginally posted by NG cavscout:Leutnant Hortlund First off, I do believe you are trying to taunt me with your consumption of alcoholic beverages. Second off, unfortunately not your head, but seriously with that picture dude, forget scaring kids, you can make camel spiders run away with that kisser.
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*sniff* *sniff* that is so beautiful *wipes tear from eye*
Thanks Joe
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This is during the traditional Swedish midsummer-night celebration a couple of months ago. You may use it to scare children with.
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ok ok ok, picture coming up
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Shaw I demand to be added to the list of Knights on the webpage. It is my right dammit.
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Hes got to be a sockpuppet. No one in their right mind would jump into the Cess for their first p....oohh...
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Seriously. His first words ever on these forums were "Im happier than a pig in ****". Thats GOT to account for something.
We need to start some form of Darwin award for SSNs
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Wtf, that was a first post?
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LMFAO How the hell did that happen *in tears*
Those (not so) backward Syrians--and their powerful friends
in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
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I know they dont have a rest mass. That is rarely a problem for photons since they always travel at the speed of light though, and when they do that, they do have a mass.