Hortlund
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Im drinking beer right now.
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You are quoting that Russian site that gave "reports" from Iraq every day with a straight face?Originally posted by rune:Of course, the US was never forced to withdraw...the following report must have been faked [from 04-04-2003]: A tense situation remains near the town of An-Divania. According to radio surveillance, the coalition forces were forced out of the town and thrown back 3-5 kilometers as the result of a three-hour-long firefight. The US field commanders reported 2 lost tanks and up to 5 lost APCs.
Rune
Amazing. I didnt expect that from you.
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Find your own camel. Should be plenty of them around where you are?! </font>Originally posted by Mace:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout:
*ears perk up* when is it time for the oral sex?
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Well, I saw the humor in that, so I guess you should be credited with some success.Originally posted by J Ruddy:so close to seeing the humour in this, but I can see that I need to explain this so that even a kniggit of the cesspool can uderstand. (I'll try to use small words, ok?)
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Yeah, its a good thing those creatures only live in that godforsaken desert where none of us will likely ever travel...oops...you're already there arent you? Maybe this would be a good time to check your clothes and bed for spiders? Ive heard they like to climb up on the tent sides and then drop down on unsuspecting NG soldiers sleeping in their beds.
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Good, now take your drama queen **** out of this forum. We dont give a flying /%¤(# about your personal crap, so spare us ok.Originally posted by Warmonger2005:Michael Dorosh
I have waited for 24 hours trying to understand your actions.
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We voted while you were gone. You belong in the Strategic Command - Tech Support forum.Originally posted by stikkypixie:I'm confused, with all these new forums opening up, I don't know where I belong anymore.
Off you go lad.
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You know what is really unimpressive JPuddy? And when I say really unimpressive, I mean really unimpressive...not as unimpressive as NG Cavscouts win/loss ratio in CMBB of cource, but almost...well you get the idea.Originally posted by J Ruddy:This place stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years War. Mr. Hortlund, have you been eating dung again?
Its when people who cant be funny on their own accord rip quotes from old Blackadder episodes and pass them off as their own.
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MostOriginally posted by J Ruddy:[Edited to reduce post suckage factor]
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WOW....just WOW
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Nah, we should focus our efforts here in CM:FU
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Everybody knows that the days are loaded.
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
Everybody knows the war is over,
everybody knows the good guys lost.
Everybody knows the fight was fixed, the poor stay poor the rich get rich, thats how it goes
Everybody knows...
Everybody knows the boat is leaking,
everybody knows the captain lied...
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I love you guys.
Seriously.
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Yes it does...if you add "www." between // and startribune.comOriginally posted by PondScum:Yes it does.
How about this, I'll learn to click links when you learn to master the mystery of writing down correct adresses.
It was only thanks to my über-skills that I was able to decypher the link adress, only to find out that the entire story was about some pointless football team, and not to some new and intruguing archeological evidence about homosexuality amongst sea-faring nordsmen.
BOOO
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Link doesnt work you bastad. And here I was getting all dressed up for nothing.Originally posted by Egbert:And for those that think the reason that Greenland was green due to global warming, catch this headline:
Allegations of Vikings sexual misconduct aboard boats
David Chanen, Star Tribune
October 11, 2005 BOAT1012
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GAAAH Didnt I say the name of the country should not be mentioned?Originally posted by MrSpkr:Turkey? Why would we send dalem to Turkey?
Steve
NO ONE is to send Dalem anywhere until I blow this whistle!
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Now that would be an actual improvement of the fatwa concept, a neat combination of fatwa and martyrhod. As soon as they declare a fatwa, they put a gun to their head and pull the trigger. Viola, instant martyrdom, instant 72 virgins etc etc.
I vote we send Dalem to the-country-whose-name-shall-not-be-mentioned-but-is-located-right-between-CM:SF-and-CM:Iran
to spread the word on this new and improved jihad-method.
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Ooops, sorry, I was chanelling one of the outerboarders it seems.
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A fatwa on Boo would kill thousands of friendly civilians, ruin the infrastructure in the forum, give fanatical islamists a chance, and also destroy the position of the small christian minority in the M.B.T..
All for world power.
That is what I dislike about the game's setting.
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I object to this.
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SYRIRAN?Originally posted by Battlefront.com:"we're simming something that looks identical to Syria in every way, except it isn't called Syria but [fictious name I now forget]".
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What are we looking at when it comes to hardware specs for this game?
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Oh FFS :mad:
CMSF vs MBT, aka "Peng Challenges Again"!
in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
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I wish!!