Nidan1

Yes.....send me your last turn again...to CalvaryCemetery@stiffasaboard.net

Click on the above link to see a brief excerpt of the talk given by the guest martial artist who was at my Dojo last evening. I am usually not taken in by such sensationalism, but if you guys keep belittling and mocking me, I might take him up on his encouraging words.

Listing every grog type grog.

Luckily I score better than you on the Evolutionary scale, hopefully someday you can rise above the non-opposable thumb set.

I get all my Aussie lore at the local Outback Steakhouse. P.S. I haven't the foggiest as to why I quoted old you know who , nothing he prattles on about is ever worth quoting.

Excuse me sir....what the hell is a fun-boil? Is that some Aussie Footy term? Roight then, here comes Jones of South Freemantle advancing after the specky, ooooh, looks a like push in the back from Whitney of St Kilda. he certainly was a fun-boil to commit that infraction .

Feh! to Emrys! You're an Iron Man...perhaps a weightlifter?

Let me guess...a gay ironworker?

Obviously a cross between a friend and a fiend?

Only because its from California, I imagine. They all talk that way out there. It lists an occupation of "student", but that could mean anything from clown school to learning the finer arts of serial killing.

And they have been in a cup in your bathroom ever since.

Don't even try to compare a game that everyone calls FOOTY to American Football. "Footy" is an attachment on Dr Denton Pajamas, not the name of a game that men play.

I am frying up some bacon as you speak...eggs over easy and home fries. Ah the coffee is done, let me go have some. Its Superbowl Sunday and everything (except this place) is right with the world.

You may send any set up you like....the last time I looked, I has not lost a CMSF battle to anyone!!!!....well maybe one, but who is counting eh? Semper Fi...how the hell did they ever let you in my Marine Corps?

You are starting to waiver. How about sending me a turn, you may have some time to redeem yourself in our game. Not!

Well being from an enlisted background...er...um... in my humble experience, being an Officer of Marines does not automatically qualify one as being gifted in the brain housing group department, as we used to say in the Old Corps. So you beating him twice does not really indicate that YOU have any brains either.

I agree with the moron part..... Joe's M-1A1s are blowing up in our game as well. Along with LAVs and AAVs, perhaps the common denominator is not the inadequacies of the vehicles themselves, but dare I say it......... Joe's inadequacies.

Puedo mandar la semana que viene.

Como se dice idiot en Espanol? Que significa Goobernational ?

"The Brotherhood for Ganja Jihad" are certainly recruiting young these days. Must be tough getting recruits with all those nosey UAVs buzzing around.

If you took time from your world travels and checked your in box once and awhile instead of the refrigerator, you will see that I sent you a turn before you went to Korea. I sent it again. Twit!

It should have read home comma dog sitting comma but home dog sitting could turn into a whole new enterprise.

What could be more grand than the Third Shock Army rumbling across the Central German Plain? T-Whatever tanks and BMPs galore..yes war used to be so much fun! Send me another turn Joe, I'm home dog sitting, and in need of entertainment.

While playing a USMC battle against the AI just now, I am increasingly annoyed the we did not get a new set of American voices. I know this has been whined about before, but right after a team blows a hole in a wall to begin an assault, I hear "quiet down lets get some noise discipline here!" Well you know how that ruins the moment. Any chance of getting new voice mods?

Listen lads, if we automatically assume that every new twit that puts his toe in the waters of the Cesspool is an incarnation of some older twit, then the terrorists have won!