Nidan1

Why not send him to "Wally World" instead.

I sent the last turns twice, maybe the emails are being intercepted by the Lybian State Police. I hear they have an HQ in Ghent.

Caligula did quite well, thank you, even after marrying his sister.

I hit the QUOTE button, only a rank bozo would re-type an entire post just to quote it. Oh wait....is that how you do it?

Not another Niederlander....can't we send out drone strikes or something. We can always say they took a wrong turn leaving Kanduhar.

When horrible things like this happen in your state...there is no telling just what the folks there are made of. It does take quite a bit of fortitute or retardation or both, to dress up as a seedpod.

Hey Boo your ISP keeps bouncing my emails back saying you have no account....whats up?

This is such a common happening these days, that the audience barely takes notice anymore.

The sad thing about your post is the word "returned" Can't we have it some other way?

We are not even sure that he is housebroken.....are we?

Just what is an asshat anyway? Similar to a rune designed scenario?

Didn't Nena write the song "99 Luft Balloons" in honor of that unit?

Joe , as with everything else that you post I find this all ridiculous, this particular post reminds me of the story of the Leopard that went to the physciatrist complaining; "Doc, Doc...he lamented....everytime I look at my wife I see spots before my eyes!!!" The doctor ruminated for a few minutes and said in a profound way...."Well, what is the problem there?" Frantic now, the Leopard moaned, "But Doc...my wife is a Zebra!"

When we discard the notion of the passage of time, it is understood that anything that has already happened is in the past, and can simply be ignored as irelevant to the present conversation. Thusly any references by you to past happenings are meaningless in the present, and have no value in the current context of debate. Any foole knows that, apparently you are a special type of foole. This fuelish behavior is often referred to as "Resting on one's Laurels" Laurus nobilis, being a European Evergreen, often used in ancient times as a symbol of honor and achievement. as in rest on one's laurels, to be content with one's past honors, achievements, etc. You really don't want to be acused of that do you?

You're at the Super Bowl?

There is no reason for me to choose at all. I'm simply reminding you that the battle is not yet over, and to tout any previous sucesses you may have had earlier in the campaign may be a bit premature.

Don't be tooting your own horn so quickly.

What is that? A Cylon?

Most has beens do live in the past. After all nothing in the present or the future can satisfy them.

A person of few words would be highly welcome here.

Happy Year of the Rabbit, my you live long and prosper. Didnt know spaghetti was a traditional TET dish.

For all you SSNs contemplating becoming a serf under the sponsership of Joe Shaw, take a gander at this picture of him shot in an unguarded moment. As you can see he is not really the kindly, bumbling old gent that he tries to portray here in the Cesspool. He is in fact a brutal monster with the power to dessicate living flesh, by removing the salt from your body.

Being able to boil water is certainly a major accomplisment, even for a Goobernational.

Once they realize that Joe is the reincarnation of the Salt Creature from "Star Trek", they pretty much run for the hills.